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Thanked Posts by mashlehash

  1. 2017-07-17 at 11:30 PM UTC in Get your car questions answered here!
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It looks like pizza hut rejected you based on the quality of your car.
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  2. 2017-07-24 at 1:44 AM UTC in ITT we post really sexy women
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]


    Combo Breaker!
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  3. 2017-07-21 at 6:45 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Holy shit, these people are so ridiculous. I remember hearing about them years ago and thinking "this is ludicrous" and "they can't be serious, this has to be a joke." So, turns out this "non-profit" organization that had blown me away with their huge misrepresentations of drugs, this consortium was in fact was founded by none other than *drumroll* those crazy fuckers at The Church of Scientology. The true hilarity from the absurdness of this organization's claims & stories from "real life drug users" is hilarously topped off by their slogan, "Find out the truth about drugs"

    Links below to some of the more lolzy ones.

    Lolzy video "documentary" about abusing xtc.

    http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfac...-tell-you.html

    Page one of "Facts about LSD" (Just keep reading, it gets so amazingly awful).

    http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts/lsd.html


    EDIT: I have added a lot of hilarious quotes within this thread, that way you don't have to dig for the entertaining falsehoods but you still can if you want to at http://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts.html


    "After taking the acid, I imagined that we had driven head-on into an eighteen-wheeler and were killed. I could hear the screeching metal, then a dark and evil quiet. I was terrified at this point, I actually thought we were dead….For a year I wouldn't go into any cemetery because I was terrified I would find my own grave. -Jenny


    “It started with the weed, then the pills (Ecstasy) and acid, making cocktails of all sorts of drugs, even overdosing to make the rushes last longer. I had a bad trip one night . . . I prayed and cried for this feeling to go away, I had voices in my head, had the shakes and couldn’t leave home for six months. I thought everyone was watching me. I couldn’t walk in public places. Man! I couldn’t even drive. Karen

    After a crazy night of "mooking" (smoking marijuana and tobacco together) this next person got so messed up that they even forgot to leave their name next to this quote in the drugfreeworld pamphlet. (seriously, this next quote doesn't even have a name next to it, just the quote by itself)

    “I ended up in the mental hospital because it had been 10 days and I had gotten 10 to 15 hours of sleep total.” - unknown mooker

    “I was given my first joint in the playground of my school. I’m a heroin addict now, and I’ve just finished my eighth treatment for drug addiction.”
    -Christian

    “The teacher in the school I went to would smoke three or four joints a day. He got lots of students to start smoking, me included. His dealer then pushed me to start using heroin, which I did without resisting. By that time, it was as if my conscience was already dead.” - Veronique

    “At a rave party, I saw a guy who had stuffed himself with Ecstasy repeat for hours, ‘I am an orange, don’t peel me, I am an orange, don’t peel me.’ Another guy thought he was a fly and wouldn’t stop hitting his head against a window.”

    Liz

    ^^ I think we have a winner for the most apparent piece of bullshit copped off as a scare tactic. I don't know if they can get much better…or worse, than that.

    Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-07-21T13:46:12.284219+00:00

    Jenny just can't get over how much of a whore she was being to that truck driver, back there at the gas station.

    Karen needs to suck the right dick, so that she can get the right drugs that Karen needs.

    Maybe Christian shouldn't worry about the first joint, but rather, think about that time when she smoked Mr. Hempar's joint for good grades.

    Now, Veronique needs keen parents to allocate her a proper spelling of a fucking name.
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  4. 2017-07-23 at 9:23 PM UTC in Just Reminding You All
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]


    /shitpostshitpostshitpost
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  5. 2017-07-23 at 7:35 PM UTC in Just Reminding You All
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I miss you, HampTheToker.

    But really though, that's the best post I've seen in ages.
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  6. 2017-07-23 at 7:06 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Dude, that guy looks like he fucks dead bodies.
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  7. 2017-07-22 at 7:15 PM UTC in It just occured to me
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    My face looks like I just popped out of someone's pubic region.
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  8. 2017-07-22 at 7:34 PM UTC in I just want to sit in my bath tub...
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Gerald Bojangles thats cuz nobody wants to look at ur ugly face

    I have nasty images of sean on my computer.

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  9. 2017-07-22 at 5:14 AM UTC in woman shocked after being asked to leave mall over outfit
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Wtf is this, Soviet Arabia? Chick is dressed like a whore but who cares.

    Why do you think she is a whore?

    It's just clothing.
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  10. 2017-07-22 at 5:54 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Lanny We skipped these for a few years now with all the site hopping but I used to run them back on zoklet and since we've managed to not be kicked out of a place for over a year now I figured I should start it back up. It's one of the few memorial traditions we do that isn't badly retelling each others stories a little more distorted each time, kinda fun to look back on the collages of yore. So anyway, the rules:

    - Post a picture of yourself, it will be added into a collage with your username next to everyone else who posts
    - You may submit as many pictures as you want, only one will appear in the collage. If have a preference on which say so in your post.
    - You can go by any username you're known by, so sploo can be sploo, spchlew, something something boobyverse. Captain Falcon is just captain falcon.
    - If a picture is obviously not you then I won't include it.
    - I'll be accepting submissions until December.

    mine:


    Lanny, you're kind of fucking ugly.

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  11. 2017-07-22 at 6:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Uhm, I can actually sell you a weighted blanket.

    No bullshit
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  12. 2017-07-22 at 5:59 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Lanny needs to start actively integrating the ideas we are putting forth in the Help and Suggestions forum.
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  13. 2017-07-20 at 8:06 PM UTC in I just want to sit in my bath tub...
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Mash why the bathtub though?

    I Jackie Chan'd the shower head, and now it doesn't work anymore.
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  14. 2017-07-22 at 2:11 AM UTC in Blade Runner was the greatest film of all time.
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I can't even hold attention to most movies, anymore.

    And when I do, I just start developing sub plot conversation to make myself laugh.
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  15. 2017-07-19 at 1:07 AM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Proots
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  16. 2017-07-19 at 10:05 PM UTC in "Car Shopping"
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Urawinnerson
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  17. 2017-07-18 at 8:19 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ Lyrics are easy when you don't have to resemble any coherency or rhyme or reason

    I'm fail rapping in my garage right now.
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  18. 2017-07-02 at 5:19 PM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    BloodyDiaperMan is a trophy.
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  19. 2017-07-17 at 12:10 AM UTC in Get your car questions answered here!
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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  20. 2017-07-15 at 9:33 PM UTC in which is your fav pizza ?
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Cold Lil Caesar's Pizza
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