mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I only like toast if i but butter and or jam on it. other wise I like bread with hot sauce on it. I don't own a toaster and if I do make toast I have to do it in the oven and thats a pain in the ass
You wouldn't own a toaster
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by aldra
is that why your hair's so manky
also who was it on zoklet that went on a 12-hour methwank binge, ended up on the floor, gold told off by their mother and tried to explain to her that 'I was just exercising, I want to get in shape'?
Sounds like iwd
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I try to picture him in a nice building, with nice paintings and family or friend's pictures from nice places, with nice people that do nice things for each other. A nice girlfriend, with a nice honest job…probably a lawyer
But I know he sitting there at 10:12 PM in Hot Ass Humid Texas Penitentiary . Buck is him room mate and he doesn't allow him to take off his crocks.
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mashlehash
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[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I was banned for 2 days for post a fred in sg about martin skreli. But anyways I'm digressing. I didn't talk to my girl for 5 days after we had that argument and I was really pissed off and deleted her number but came to my senses and realized I was being an asshole and I know that she's a woman and should of treated her accordingly with expecting to much. I had to go on okcupid to search for her profile but I couldn't find it and sifted through all these bimbos profiles. I eventually just messaged her on fail book and she promptly responded back and asked if we could hang again but asked why I was hitting her up on fail book instead of texting her.
I was all emo and depressed a few days and started drinking less, but when I would I would pop open a brew and put dashboard confessional and get teary naked before a mirror staring at myself demanding of god by way of my own reflection, there for of myself, "if you loved me why did you fucking make me like this?" Then my cat grabbed my bare ass with his claws and gave me a love bite and I turned around yelled "RETARD!"
But I'm still digressing, I found out that blink182 ex-guitarist tom delonge is a potential CIA operative that or busted in a pedophile ring and is now a snitch bitch that is covering his own ass, I think its the latter, but whats really weird is all of his visits to the whyte house and his obsession ufo-ology, what does it it all mean?
But I'm still digressing.
Some say he's actually going to be the guy to put the government on blast about the validity of ufo;s Personally I hope he does because I believe in aliens and I believe that that would be a total game changer in how people treat eachother. Murica has the most UFO sighting and reports of abductions, because murica is the most christian country and I think that UFO's and aliens are more of a phenomena related towards religion.
you went full retard.
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