mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Appreciate the knowledge you have provided, and the health you bring to yourself.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by A College Professor
what
that manky thing?
Who let this person, A Low-Testosterone, Dick Chapped...Almond Joy Assss Terradome into the Pornographic Industry?
niq.qa
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2018-04-10 at 6:02 PM UTC
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What happens when we die?
mashlehash
victim of incest
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Similar. David Bowie was on about some thing.
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2018-03-01 at 7:38 PM UTC
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Hey
mashlehash
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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Originally posted by lightray
i wonder what would feel worse
being brutally tortured by a sadist in his basement for a month and then released
or
cold turkey withdrawal from 1000mg of methadone
Why do you think about that?
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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Some one photo shopped it. A damn good one.
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2018-02-07 at 11:45 PM UTC
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Are Traps Gay?
mashlehash
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[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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Hey, you got a roof over your head? Be thankful.
Shit son I would love if my parents cleaned my room.
Don't let emotions get the best of you.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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Hey guys, just got back from humping the family cat.
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2018-02-06 at 6:35 PM UTC
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To rid people of debt
mashlehash
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2018-02-04 at 7:51 PM UTC
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Will I survive on not?
mashlehash
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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OP: I thought you were talking about Turkey Fucking
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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I'm not clicking that, and you know this.
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2018-01-29 at 7:38 AM UTC
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I did something stupid
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I turned on the stove and took a large drag, while inhaling propane.
My lungs are fucked. I am fucked
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2018-01-29 at 7:45 AM UTC
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Will I survive on not?
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Yeah, I thought myself out of it
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2017-12-01 at 7:08 PM UTC
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A Bowel Ordeal
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I was at my aunt and uncle's for Thanksgiving and got rocked with a spell of diarrhea. I believe it had something to do with a Chile Rellano burrito I had ate a day prior. In the middle of the night, I woke up abruptly, realizing that now was the time. I rushed to the bathroom, with my excrement starting to seep out of my anus and staining my underwear.
"Finally!", I had thought. I plopped my rear on the cold toilet seat. It came in one continuous fart that seemed to last 30 seconds. It was painful and relieving. After my stool, I looked all around for toilet paper and I had realized that there was no toilet paper.
I stood up from the toilet seat, thinking I had gone ham. But I soon realized that I was naive to the situation. I couldn't wear my underwear or sweatpants anymore because there was cockadoodie on them. Whilst almost completely naked, with excrement seeping down my leg, I started to calculate my next plan of action. I contemplated rushing down the hallway to grab something to wipe my ass but I couldn't bring myself to do it.
And then my eyes pivoted;
The Decorative Bathroom Towel
I realized that it was my only option. So I grabbed the towel with haste, and started to wipe up the mess.
I think it was possibly spaghetti sauce that was making my excrement look red like blood.
That's not even the worst part. I thought I had known ultimate shame by this point in my life, but I found my next actions to be a complete face palm.
After wiping up the mess, I flossed that white towel ass nigga right between my burgers. It was stained with a red and green streak.
I had to put my sweats back on, in order to reach my suitcase down the hall way. I was a victim of my own digestive system.
The worst part is that I scrunched up the towel and threw it in the laundry room. A seemingly innocent towel, holding the secret of my fecal accident. I was going to put it in the washer but there were already clothes in there.
So I left a wadded up shit towel for my relatives to deal with.
I feel horrible about it but I had no other alternative, past walking around the house, naked and smelling of shit.
I had a scare the next day, when my aunt called my cousin to pick up toilet paper, I thought they had found the towel and I was going to get a talking to.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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Originally posted by SpectraL-
That's rough, are you okay?.
Never once, in all these years, have I seen you give affection.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
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Originally posted by HTS
It's a win-win for the whore, you can't actually degrade someone who's proud of being treated degradingly.
Golden Shower
Piss in my Chest Chasm
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