Posts by mashlehash

1. 2017-07-09 at 11:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Come on, 146 iq bro.
   
   Absorb this.
2. 2017-07-09 at 11:47 PM UTC in Send in the Clones
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   How wonderful.
3. 2017-07-09 at 11:47 PM UTC in Being an african astronaut is great and all...
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I am in space not now, but later...but before
4. 2017-07-09 at 11:46 PM UTC in where reject
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by bling bling i got to go in for a assesment interview wat do

   
   condemn a missionary.
5. 2017-07-09 at 11:38 PM UTC in Being an african astronaut is great and all...
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   But I want to be a mudfarmer.
6. 2017-07-09 at 11:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I rich my church to gospel gold.
7. 2017-07-09 at 11:36 PM UTC in Lanny
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Panthrax is a bitch made terry who doesn't meet people from the internet because his wife scorns him.
8. 2017-07-09 at 10:54 PM UTC in where reject
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   You can send me some soap bar and I'll talk with the DEA.
9. 2017-07-09 at 10:52 PM UTC in Do you ever feel like you need to masturbate for your health?
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I should probably catch up with my shitposting, it's been a while. I'm serious about this following question: how did you get rid of the sexual tension? I want that.
   
   Hahaha, that'd be ridiculous reason to put somebody in a psych ward. But I can relate to what you're feeling, sometimes when I pee standing up, I can feel a sharp, fast pain near my ass. Like, it's not my actual ass, but near it. I just ignore it, I figure if it's serious, it'll be longer-lasting. It's probably a muscle spasm, or something.

   
   Dude I shit posted like 500 posts in a week.
   I went into the hospital some time beforehand(lol), and they turned me down to giving me pain medication...probably for the best but eh..
   
   I cyclopsed dirty, filthy women until it stopped.
10. 2017-07-09 at 10:50 PM UTC in Coming across a porn clip of someone you know/have met.
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, it all started at Thanksgiving…
11. 2017-07-09 at 10:46 PM UTC in I miss Hab's Rooftop Casino
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    He was a creature of exotic life...he probably died on the toilet.
12. 2017-07-09 at 10:45 PM UTC in Do you ever feel like you need to masturbate for your health?
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Oh dude....get this...So I'm getting to the point where I was getting sharp fast pain in my ASS.
    
    I go to the hospital, they submit me to a ward for about three weeks...for physical pain.
    
    They tried to say it was psychosomatic...thing is, they're stupid because I had some weird deposit in my ass. looked like a mineral deposit.
    
    How the fuck are you going to put someone in the psych ward for ASS PAIN????
13. 2017-07-09 at 10:43 PM UTC in Do you ever feel like you need to masturbate for your health?
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Ha, shit posts, shit posts everywhere!
    
    I hear ya.
    
    You know, my father thought the same thing. It really could have been blue balls.
    
    I don't feel all that much tension anymore...learned to forget about sexual tension.
14. 2017-07-09 at 10:40 PM UTC in I miss Hab's Rooftop Casino
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Nigga had cardboard box furniture...
15. 2017-07-09 at 10:40 PM UTC in Lanny
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Unless you're a crazy womanizer like Bill Krozby...probably would get off on the pain.
    
    I could see him having sex to strange pictures playing in his head, such as panthrax in his wife beater.
    
    Oh yawh, you'll get all my commissary money
16. 2017-07-09 at 10:38 PM UTC in I miss Hab's Rooftop Casino
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Really? Is hydromorphone the only one who can take a moment to stop and remember Habanero? He had the worst bowel movements and I credit him with the utmost respect. I hope he shits out his liver.
17. 2017-07-09 at 10:36 PM UTC in Do you ever feel like you need to masturbate for your health?
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I was getting such strange discomfort. It started with prostate spasms, testicular pain, and pains in my sides (though I've ruled that my digestion was slowed down cause I was a Mass Hermit for 6 months sitting at a weird angle most of the time
    
    ...you never know with all the variables that can come into life.
    
    I started giving myself enemas but I think I was starting to flush out all the bacteria that should have been there.
    
    Anyways, I am doing much better now.
18. 2017-07-09 at 10:33 PM UTC in Lanny
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    two inches? I think you're under estimating your penis.
    
    If I may ask, how long are you when your penis is a spruce?
19. 2017-07-09 at 10:32 PM UTC in Do you ever feel like you need to masturbate for your health?
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Interesting you might add that. I was experiencing...prostate spasms with testicular pain.
    
    I probably have cancer but it's not your fault.
    
    You should still pray for me, faggit and forget.
    
    Also, nice to have you back.
20. 2017-07-09 at 10:30 PM UTC in What Affection Network?
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Shut up and give yourself a urine enema already.