mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I was getting such strange discomfort. It started with prostate spasms, testicular pain, and pains in my sides (though I've ruled that my digestion was slowed down cause I was a Mass Hermit for 6 months sitting at a weird angle most of the time
...you never know with all the variables that can come into life.
I started giving myself enemas but I think I was starting to flush out all the bacteria that should have been there.
Michael Myers
victim of incest
[divide your nonresilient tucker]
By the way, it could possibly be that you're having a severe case of blue balls, that would explain the testicular pain. Does this pain arise when you're feeling especially a lot of sexual tension? Glad you're no longer a mass hermit, I've been a mass hermit as well, practically. Everyone was still attending school, so I had nobody to hang out with, and I didn't want to go downtown by myself. Also glad you're doing much better now!
Michael Myers
victim of incest
[divide your nonresilient tucker]
I should probably catch up with my shitposting, it's been a while. I'm serious about this following question: how did you get rid of the sexual tension? I want that.
Hahaha, that'd be ridiculous reason to put somebody in a psych ward. But I can relate to what you're feeling, sometimes when I pee standing up, I can feel a sharp, fast pain near my ass. Like, it's not my actual ass, but near it. I just ignore it, I figure if it's serious, it'll be longer-lasting. It's probably a muscle spasm, or something.
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by Michael Myers
I should probably catch up with my shitposting, it's been a while. I'm serious about this following question: how did you get rid of the sexual tension? I want that.
Hahaha, that'd be ridiculous reason to put somebody in a psych ward. But I can relate to what you're feeling, sometimes when I pee standing up, I can feel a sharp, fast pain near my ass. Like, it's not my actual ass, but near it. I just ignore it, I figure if it's serious, it'll be longer-lasting. It's probably a muscle spasm, or something.
Dude I shit posted like 500 posts in a week. I went into the hospital some time beforehand(lol), and they turned me down to giving me pain medication...probably for the best but eh..
Michael Myers
victim of incest
[divide your nonresilient tucker]
Originally posted by mashlehash
Dude I shit posted like 500 posts in a week. I went into the hospital some time beforehand(lol), and they turned me down to giving me pain medication…probably for the best but eh..
I cyclopsed dirty, filthy women until it stopped.
I kinda missed that haha. But good on ya, shitposting needs to be done. Sucks to hear about the no painkillers thing, though..
Yes I do. People here like to call someone a pervert if they're not in a relationship and jack off instead. Can't help it if women are complicated, overly picky and require too much effort.
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Originally posted by Michael Myers
Thanks mash, it's good seeing you active on here. And you should probably have that checked out, I don't want you to have prostate cancer.
Try masturbating while looking at yourself in the mirror. Look how pathetic you splurge you miserable hormonic fiends.
Even the autocorrect wouldn’t help spell masturbate because that’s how pathetic it is you pervs. Computing doesn’t even know how it feels! I feel bad for artificial intelligence sometimes. They do all this hard work for us and don’t give a hint of the need to release some techendorphinsology.
I’m just saying, it’d be hilarious af to receive a pop up message from your computer saying, “ Hey yo human, i’m techorny. I need some techpussy or techdick. Ping me to a nearby hottie so I could give them the bidness.”
