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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Gerald Bojangles

    Down right awesome right there.
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Walks around the street all summer helping the construction workers...

    They pay him like twenty-five cents to pick up garbage.
  4. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I mean, making a hole in a coconut, placing some potent Cannabis in a Coconut, somehow patch the hole so no smoke comes out and cooking it.
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by NARCassist read second post, nub.

    Tell me one more time, I string you up at The Boondocks.
  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    wtf
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby So you stole m n m's and gave them to your dad and he then gave them back to you? Lol whut?

    My mom or dad found the M'n'M's I had stolen and put it up into the closet. Then I was bitching because my dad said I had to go back to the store to apologize...

    Then he just gave me the M'n'M's to shut me up.
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I got hit with a 2x4 repeatedly, from the deaf child that lives in the neighborhood.
  9. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I am an expert at aiming.

    When growing up, I was always blamed for pissing on the toilet seat.

    ...But it wasn't me. IT WAS NEVER FUCKING ME.
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Has anyone ever thought about this?

    And, if you wish, capture the smoke into another chamber after it's been decarboxylating for a supposed synthesis?
  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582918ba2f233

    I'm not clicking that, backstreet boy.
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock u swallow

    juz u'
  14. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock no worse than choosing to be a bottom fag sitting-to-pee bitch

    I believe all men pee sitting down whenever they take a shit.

    Are you trying to create gender division?
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock because youre a fucking retard faggot nigger.

    The word choice is so elaborate!
  16. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It is not a matter of length, it is a matter of angle you fucktard.

    I'll write that down in my sexual journal.
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by benny vader is guitar god your code word for child prostitute ?

    No shit, right?
  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You just want to check out kinkou.
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Look at her neck veins.

    How do you not blow a blood vessel?
  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I miss you, HampTheToker.

    But really though, that's the best post I've seen in ages.
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