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  1. Xlite African Astronaut
    We're often told to be thankful for what we got, but rarely are we told to be thankful for what we don't have.

    If i go to the kitchen for a glass of water but accidently drop it on the floor instead, i would bothered and annoyed for the next 5 minutes it would take for me to clean up all the shattered glass.

    If i went to the kitchen and accidently poured boiling water over myself, i would end up with second degree burns which would be extremely painful and would probably also give a trip to the hospital and take weeks or months to recover from. At this point i would wish i had only dropped a glass on the floor.

    You might think you're in a bad spot but you've got the basics more or less covered. There are places where people don't have a place to live, they don't have access to running water, they don't have interwebz access and even if they did, they don't have a device needed for it, they don't have a fridge from which to get food from etc. All they have is the people who wants to abuse them.

    Be thankful not only for what you got, but also for not being in a worse predicament than you are. And believe me, it can get a lot worse.
  2. Xlite African Astronaut
    Kafka's replies have changed my opinion.

    I am now all for her injecting crap into herself.
    Fill up those lips and cheeks to the brim. Also get new ass and boobs.
    Also don't let anyone in life befoul you with their knowledge and experience. You don't need others to tell you what to do, you're beautiful, successful, happy, and healthy. You're living the life we all want.
    And its all because of you, well done.
  3. Xlite African Astronaut
    Next time try bleach.
  4. Xlite African Astronaut
    Don't inject that shit into your body. Its stupid and you're gonna end up with courteney cox face.
  5. Xlite African Astronaut
    Yeah i know what you mean. So many fucking alts.
  6. Xlite African Astronaut
    Yeah i don't recall the last time a woman made me laugh.

    Certainly its not impossible but i've yet to watch enough female stand ups to actually know for sure.
  7. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Finnnalllyyy you can understand my posting style. Best enjoyed while blazed as fuck.

    Yeah sorry to break your moment there, buddy. But it was mostly the other dudes.
    You did inspire content though, good job.
  8. Xlite African Astronaut
    When i read the thread this morning i thought to myself (wtf happened? this place has turned into a teenage drama series on netflix over night).

    It gave me a sad face, not a great way to start the day.
    This face lasted about 10 seconds because other stuff was of more importance, such as breakfast.
    Its been 10 hours now.

    I just got home.
    There was a joint on the desk.
    I smoked it.

    And so i re-read this thread and found it to be fucking hilarious.
  9. Xlite African Astronaut
    To quote nate diaz:

    I'm not surprised motherfuckas.


    Originally posted by Blunt Wrap Supreme

    lolwat! Shit man, if people can't see the obvious nature of this scheme then we're probably better off getting rid of those people anyway.
  10. Xlite African Astronaut
    I love acid, i feel like it unlocks me.
    It can be quite a mindfuck at higher doses though. I usually dose between 200 and 500ug as going higher than that makes me "socially inept" at which point everyone would be better off having me stay at home meditating.
  11. Xlite African Astronaut
    She said alot without actually saying anything. But hey, atleast she's female and black so +1 for diversity
  12. Xlite African Astronaut
    I need a third option.
  13. Xlite African Astronaut
    See if you can find the lethal dose of lsd. You're either gonna die or you will die, come back and realize you didn't actually want to die.

    Its a win/win
  14. Xlite African Astronaut
    As man thinketh, by james allen.

    Its old and so is its approach to man but there was a lot of information that i had forgotten and have forgotten again since i last read it because i smoke too damn much.

    But basically it tells us that thought is character, and so you should have positive thoughts to feed the building of that character.
    Feed your mind with bad thoughts and you will end up a bad person in bad places. Like here.

    4/6 Read if you need motivation or a little bit of insight into your life.
  15. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley the tallest building in your city, write NiggasIn.Space on your chest (unless you're a female then back), take the strongest wire you can find, guitar wire works best, secure it to something very strong like a pipe on the roof, strip naked, and lastly with the wire around your neck, superglue your hands to your forehead, take a running start and jump.

    They will find your naked, advertising corpse, stark naked, guillotined, holding your head in your hands for maximum shock value.

    Enter is that you?

    I could swear i've seen him make the exact same post.
  16. Xlite African Astronaut
    Stream it on 123movies, retards.

    The movie itself is pretty good, plenty of laughs to be had for us old timers.
  17. Xlite African Astronaut
    The fact that anyone has blame to place shows how irresponsible people has become.

    Its as if everyone have suddenly become semi-dedicated determinists and then falsely assumed that it would relieve them of any moral or ethical responsibilities ie; "The universe is deterministic, determined by preexisting causes. Free will doesn't exist, therefore it doesn't matter if i'm a complete douchebag."

    The stupidity have reached levels beyond me. These days i don't even know what to say anymore, all i can do is shrug.
    I don't know where we failed. It could be our parents, our school, our network, a mix of them.

    Either way, its not looking good for the next generation.

    Maybe its time to take a few minutes to think about all the things you're going to do for the last time.
    And then think about all the things you already did for the last time. Think about how those experiences would be different if you knew you were having them for the last time. One day, you will breathe for the last time.
  18. Xlite African Astronaut
    This thread makes me want to kill people.
  19. Xlite African Astronaut
    Well done, guy.

    Being homeless also means no rent, which means more money to spend on drugs.
  20. Xlite African Astronaut
    ^That's actually not far from the truth.
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