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  1. Xlite African Astronaut
    Server crashed
  2. Xlite African Astronaut
    Bummy appears to have succumbed to the more primitive center of his negroid brain.
    Someone must have given him chicken. Negro's love chicken, so you can't give em any.

    The fix is a transorbital lobotomy and i'd be happy to perform the procedure myself.

    Bummy sit down here please. Now look towards the ceiling. You might feel a little pinch but don't worry, it will be over before u can say fagotmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
  3. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back in my day being a "gamer" was being a fucking dweeby nerd deserving of a severe beating…now it seems young folk use it as some weird flex

    Back in those days people couldn't make a living being a gamer.
  4. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats 5 minute walk killed me wandering the the limit of the map.
    This is exactly the reason you shouldn't be hosting a server.

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Get over it.

    I did, now i'm playing on another and more "stable" server.
  5. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I hear fentanyl is the new thing


    What a shithole.
  6. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra give it a day or two and we should have plenty of material

    Nah man, i'm done.
  7. Xlite African Astronaut
    Motherfucker! What happened to voting for these kinda changes? I just finished building my master vault and stocking it up.
  8. Xlite African Astronaut
    We got major structural damage at main base. Looks like someone went a bit too far with explosives.
    Its only the bottom though. I fixed some of it but it still needs a loving hand and i'm outa mats, so someone else needs to take a look.
  9. Xlite African Astronaut
    Time is going too fast imo.
    At least days.
  10. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Robocop, Jumanji, Forest Gump

    Robocop is awesome and brutal but they kinda killed it with the third and the remakes.
  11. Xlite African Astronaut
    I need 9 but I get 8.
  12. Xlite African Astronaut
    To answer OP's question which appears to have eluded everyone else.

    You should eat fast food for every meal, it tastes good, it feels good, it makes your mouth water, its.. easy to get, its.. i don't know, stuff.

    Seriously though, if you don't care about living then go for it. On the top of my head its really the only downside of eating that shit, besides making you fat and unhealthy. Also fat shaming.

    We're all dying anyway. Might as well do what you enjoy.

    This is all assuming you die soon btw. If you don't you're gunna have a hard time doing anything other than eating while laying naked in your bed with your fat and flaps covering the entire frame. You can't get up because your knees can't carry your fat ass, you have a stack of filled up piss bottles, and a pile of plastic bags badly stuffed with shit on the floor next to the bed, you can't get to the shower and you can't wipe your own ass, you smell like fermented shit mixed with cheetos and milkshake, you have a grabbing stick that you use to move stuff around with. You will be depressed, you will hate yourself, you will consider suicide but you're too much of a pussy to do it, you will cry at night, knowing that it is your fate to die here alone in bed. Nobody cared about that fat guy nobody knew anything about.

    But hey, at least you can eat fast food.
  13. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung wannna lynch some niggers together? 👍

    Once you have read and understood the nigger manual, i might consider letting you lynch one of my field niggers.
    Rofus have been stealing again and he's talking shit about me to the others so i believe its time we dealt with him, in front of all the other niggers ofcourse.
  14. Xlite African Astronaut
    Did you heat it up first?
  15. Xlite African Astronaut
    Yeah you're doing it wrong. You don't fuck niggers, you lynch them.
  16. Xlite African Astronaut
    1. The Thing, by carpenter.
    2. Casino, by scorsese.
    3. Blood In Blood Out, by hackford.
  17. Xlite African Astronaut
    Not in the coffee man. I use it in tea though.
  18. Xlite African Astronaut
    lol, i forgot where i was writing.
    As if anyone here has a girl hahaha.

    Skip that part mah dudes, free your penis and use the sink as much as u like.
  19. Xlite African Astronaut
    We already have a thread like this.
    My opinion hasn't changed.

    The sink wins every time.
    And why shouldn't it? Most sinks are mounted in a way that supports adult males who needs to take a piss.

    Pro's:

    1. The amount of urine on the toilet + floor is reduced to nearly the same level as if you were sitting.

    2. We don't have to touch the toilet at all, effectively decreasing the daily amount of fecal matter recommended.

    3. I don't have anymore. Its just the easiest and most natural feeling thing to do, for me anyway.


    Con's:

    1. It will leave some stains and start to smell, so you need to clean the sink once in a while otherwise your girl will find out and she might not appreciate it.

    2. That's it, no more cons.
  20. Xlite African Astronaut
    I took advice from the jediconomy guy and made 7k. Easy moneh.
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