Posts by Xlite

1. 2018-04-09 at 12:13 PM UTC in sandniggers are worse than regular niggers
   

   Xlite African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow What about muslim niggers?

   
   Muslim niggers are the worst kind of nigger muslims.
2. 2018-04-09 at 10:17 AM UTC in explain exactly why expired bread makes better
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Quit the faggotry, spam.
3. 2018-04-09 at 12:18 AM UTC in What is your post/thanks ratio?
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   I'm trying to have as many thanks as i have thanked.
   
   Its not working out.
4. 2018-04-08 at 11:51 PM UTC in ITT: Lanny apologizes to -SpectraL for years of administrative abuse
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Not another fucking modfuck..
5. 2018-04-08 at 12:13 PM UTC in Is jerking off a lot of effort for anyone else?
   

   Xlite African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enter I live with my mom, who regularly goes through my room. I don't want her to find my fleshlight. But when I live by myself, I'll probably be buying a sex doll.

   
   Don't forget to post about your abuse of this doll.
6. 2018-04-08 at 10:45 AM UTC in Is jerking off a lot of effort for anyone else?
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Honestly man, compared to actually go out, meet a chick, convince said chick to fuck, do that fucking...
   Jacking off is a lot less effort dude. Buy a fleshlight man, i've told you this several times before.
   
   A high quality fleshlight combined with some lotion will make you cum faster than fucking the girl of your dreams.
7. 2018-04-08 at 10:30 AM UTC in I used to send notes to myself in the future, but now I need my help...
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   That's quite interesting.
   
   I tried to do the opposite thing in case of reincarnation on this planet. I wrote shitloads of my own experiences and wisdom down but as you will discover when trying to pursue this idea, leaving messages for your future vessel is a lot easier said than done. Needless to say, i ended up giving up on that because it was nearly impossible to do and i do no longer believe i will reincarnate here anyway,
8. 2018-04-08 at 10:20 AM UTC in How will we establish communication with extraterrestrials?
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   If you wish to encounter extraterrestrials smoke 60-100mg of dmt.
   
   Language will not suffice though, you will soon reach the conclusion that a new form of communication is required but this will also be vastly more rewarding.
   
   Side note:
   One could try to create an object, imbue it with intention and then give the object to the entity.
9. 2018-04-07 at 9:01 PM UTC in Time Travel
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   The first thing that would happen at the invention of the time machine is a shitload of time machines coming back to see the creation of the first time machine.
10. 2018-04-07 at 8:12 PM UTC in What is your perfect crime?
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Create a religion, go to war based on false claims, profit from said wars and then say this is murica.
11. 2018-04-07 at 6:01 PM UTC in I've successfully discouraged Zanick from making new threads.
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Zanick is fine imo.
    Sometimes insane, sometimes smart as fuck.
12. 2018-04-07 at 1:42 PM UTC in How can I enlarge my nipples?
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Get some horse hormones.
13. 2018-04-07 at 1:20 PM UTC in When is it gay to talk about gay's?
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    "Questionmark"
14. 2018-04-07 at 11:55 AM UTC in Shaking your dick after you piss
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    I usually take a piece of tp and dry the tip of my dick with it, this effectively prevents leakage and piss on pants. Not to mention
    smelly dick.
    
    Be carefull tho, tp is wood afterall and the dickhead is a sensitive thing.
15. 2018-04-07 at 9:47 AM UTC in calling people bromo
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    I called my homie this and we agreed that it was legit.
    The thing about it is that its kinda rude but also kinda cute in a no-homo way.
16. 2018-04-06 at 9:53 PM UTC in How the FUCK do I get a tan?
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Depending on the sun, everything from 20 minutes to 60 minutes will do. Each side.
17. 2018-04-05 at 10:58 PM UTC in Tinder is extremely depressing
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Enter should post more pictures/gifs on whats on his mind, rather than speaking it.
18. 2018-04-04 at 10:44 PM UTC in Mysery SOLVED! Kinkou has been found
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Would smack
19. 2018-04-04 at 9:09 PM UTC in This girl is on fire right now
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Eh, watch a fucking porn instead.
20. 2018-04-04 at 8 PM UTC in Guy fathers 8 children with his daughter
    

    Xlite African Astronaut

    Originally posted by inb4l0pht

    
    Everyone here would bang that, even the homo's.