Posts by Xlite

2018-04-17 at 11:48 PM UTC in isn't it fucking weird we're alive right now

Xlite African Astronaut

Originally posted by Enter like, that's pretty rare. most people are dead.

in all the infinities of time in every direction, we're currently in the fucking MINUSCULE time-span of existing

think about it

Don't be so narrow minded to think that existence only is possible because there's a time line, its more like the other way around.

2018-04-17 at 11:37 PM UTC in Why hasn't any culure made fart booths?

Xlite African Astronaut

This is a nice idea, and then the both could recycle the gas to power itself.

2018-04-17 at 11:34 PM UTC in Who else likes molesting cats?

Xlite African Astronaut

You mean other than malice?

2018-04-17 at 8:18 AM UTC in As soon as Kinkou started posting, Fonaplats left.

Xlite African Astronaut

I'm pretty sure kinkou ain't kinkou at all.
I've got 10 bucks on him being a dude, and another 10 on him being a jedi.

2018-04-17 at 8:10 AM UTC in ergot

Xlite African Astronaut

Cordyceps is a great supplement. I've been taking that shit along with lion's mane for 3 months now.

If you're into mind control, you should check out toxoplasma gondii. Most of the cats in the world is infected with it, along with the majority of human beings. Most people are completely unaware of it, but it could indeed have some sort of behavior altering effect on us.

Some people suspect it to be a cause of increased suicidal rates and depression etc.

2018-04-16 at 3:14 PM UTC in The power of crystals are changing my life.

Xlite African Astronaut

These crystals also changed my life

2018-04-16 at 1:38 PM UTC in ATTN: All cluster B posters, please identify yourselves

Xlite African Astronaut

My cluster is too complicated to split into categories.

2018-04-15 at 2:04 AM UTC in I am shutting the site down

Xlite African Astronaut

Good thread

2018-04-14 at 5:42 PM UTC in if you could, no bs, get away with murdering someone, would you?

Xlite African Astronaut

Under the right circumstances everyone would commit murder.

2018-04-14 at 5:37 PM UTC in I can't... I can't support Trump anymore.

Xlite African Astronaut

Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Depressing that 30 years later we still don't have ED209s walking around.

I'm pretty happy with that imo.
And so should ever other criminal be.

2018-04-14 at 5:34 PM UTC in ITT: We pretend it's 2011 and we're on Zoklet.

Xlite African Astronaut

Ate you're a fucking retard.

2018-04-14 at 4:34 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition

Xlite African Astronaut

Shits about to hit the fan.

2018-04-14 at 12:38 PM UTC in New information on Kinkou

Xlite African Astronaut

I came to this thread for kinkou pics.
All i got was butthurt.

Faggots.

2018-04-14 at 10:53 AM UTC in Is anybody else here seriously desperately lonely or is it just me?

Xlite African Astronaut

Take a crap when you need to, instead of holding that shit in.

2018-04-14 at 10:34 AM UTC in What does everyone here do for work?

Xlite African Astronaut

Originally posted by mashlehash Bill Krozby, I hope a metaphysical alien generates a black hole into our physical void, so you could get lost forever.

I'm not entirely sure you understand the consequences of such a thing.

2018-04-14 at 9:53 AM UTC in What does everyone here do for work?

Xlite African Astronaut

I do podcasts for a living, trying to inform people.
Advertising moneh is where its at.

2018-04-14 at 8:51 AM UTC in ITT: I prove I have the best taste in women.

Xlite African Astronaut

Thread should be sticky.

2018-04-14 at 8:27 AM UTC in Things to say/do to tripping people in passing

Xlite African Astronaut

It really also depends on the substance.
If i'm on a high enough dose of acid i get confused pretty easily and this can turn bad real quick especially if someone is hostile towards me or people i care about. It doesn't take long to convince me that your intention is harmful and so i'll probably end up bashing your skull in and i would be more effective at that than without acid in my system. Acid unlocks me, it gives me full bodily control and it improves my wing chun dramatically.

If i was on shrooms, i'd probably laugh at your attempts to fuck me up.

If i was on dmt, you wouldn't be seeing me outside on the streets that's for fucking sure.
I've only done a small dose of dmt once, and you don't really feel like going for a walk after the first hit. Really, you feel more like sitting back and dying while everything turn into sacred geometry.

If i was on a high dose of divinorum i probably wouldn't even be able to understand the words coming out of your mouth and even if i did, i would be busy with figuring out if you are who you're supposed to be, and if i'm who i'm supposed to be.

2018-04-10 at 4:32 PM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition

Xlite African Astronaut

Originally posted by aldra https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/russia-has-figured-out-how-jam-u-s-drones-syria-n863931

Russia has been grounding US/Israeli drones with ECW, lul

That's fucking hilarious.

2018-04-10 at 4:19 PM UTC in What happens when we die?

Xlite African Astronaut

Originally posted by hydromorphone Oh come on, don't be so edgy. I'm not opposed to being killed though. We all die eventually.

Perception and awareness remains, but thought and free will disappears.
As for what happens to individuality as you merge with the absolute, i don't know. However, i theorize some sort of it remains, but you will not feel as an individual because you are not longer just one. Once you merge, you will be everything, know everything. Every life form that has ever existed, every death of every star system, every history of black holes and galaxies from the biggest event to the tinniest, what has happened and what will happen. You will be your loved ones, you will be your enemies etc..

As for what the fuck you do in your spare time since you effectively will exist outside of time at least as we understand it, i don't know. All knowing, but no free will or thoughts. I don't even..

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