Posts by Xlite

1. 2018-05-12 at 7:39 PM UTC in My perfect woman arrested
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Now i've seen my share of crazy bitches and i know a class a nutjob when i see one.
   You can't use logic on this bitch, you can't use common sense, you can't put her in prison.
   The only thing that works is a high quality flamethrower.
2. 2018-05-12 at 3:34 PM UTC in I think I broke the jedis
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   jedi tricks
3. 2018-05-12 at 3:14 PM UTC in Are u douchebags even worth posting with?
   

   Xlite African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Seems like nothin but a bunch of geeks and dweebs up in this brokedick deadbeat forum.

   
   First of all, all the dicks here works.
   Some of them might be small (malice) but they have a great presence that will hardly go unnoticed.
   
   Secondly, 80% of the "playerbase" might be geeks but 20% of those can if they wish find out where you live, who you've been gay with, what sick porn you're jacking off to, and plant cp on your laptop and call swat on you.
   
   Enjoy your stay, faggot.
4. 2018-05-12 at 3:02 PM UTC in Hi guys. New to the internet. Don't know what it's about. Apparently we hate the jedis?
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
5. 2018-05-12 at 1:38 PM UTC in Flat Earth
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   You probably could stop the rotation but not instantaneously.
6. 2018-05-12 at 12:06 PM UTC in Hi guys. New to the internet. Don't know what it's about. Apparently we hate the jedis?
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Juden must be gassed. That's all i have to say about that.
7. 2018-05-12 at 11:52 AM UTC in Flat Earth
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   They also claim that earth is not moving because they would feel it if it was.
   
   Whats funny if that earth actually stopped moving all of a sudden, we'd all get thrown into space at speeds of 1675 km/h or 1,040 miles/hour along with buildings/cars/oceans etc. It would be pretty fucking epic imo, but lets still hope it doesn't happen.
8. 2018-05-11 at 8:21 PM UTC in Rest in peace Date Hotel
   

   Xlite African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Archer513 lol
   
   You don’t turn gay
   
   You’re a fag or you’re not

   
   Yeah no..
9. 2018-05-11 at 7:38 PM UTC in Rest in peace Date Hotel
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Lets just say he's been abused by females for quite some time, which eventually ended up in him becoming gay and misogynist.
   You can find his threads a few weeks back. Mostly its about him, hating on women.
10. 2018-05-11 at 7:35 PM UTC in Rest in peace Date Hotel
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Can't wait till enter gets back. He's gonna be hating on all these "females"
11. 2018-05-11 at 4:26 PM UTC in Fonaplats' Death Defying Friday
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    I know who that is.
12. 2018-05-11 at 1:25 PM UTC in What's the worst thing you've ever done?
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    I haven't done anything i would speak about here.
13. 2018-05-11 at 12:51 PM UTC in If you could only do one drug forever without any negative health effects
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Psilocin, no doubt. If i didn't have that, it would be lsd. But psilocin and psilocybin has neurogenesis in their package so ill take that.
14. 2018-05-11 at 12:38 PM UTC in You set a goal for yourself you make sure you succeed..
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    People can't even kill themselves properly.
    
    The obvious ways to suicide is carbon monoxide poisoning or touch an electrical wire above the trains while standing on said train.
15. 2018-05-10 at 7:50 PM UTC in were smoking out the date hoteliers
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    This is interesting, keep going.
16. 2018-05-10 at 5:08 PM UTC in Matchmaker Thread!
    

    Xlite African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Thats okay. I will fix you.

    
    lol dude, fixing someone implies there's something wrong. You're not very good at this buddy.
    Whether or not something's wrong is irrelevant.
17. 2018-05-10 at 4:43 PM UTC in Matchmaker Thread!
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    That probably don't matter to him.
18. 2018-05-10 at 4:07 PM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Aldra gets it^^
19. 2018-05-10 at 4:06 PM UTC in Matchmaker Thread!
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    What will you do if a jedi does come along?
20. 2018-05-10 at 3:09 PM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
    

    Xlite African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -mal- Lol. No I’m a woman.

    
    Yeah thats what Mr. Garrison says.