Posts by Xlite

1. 2022-01-25 at 12:15 AM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Who is kafka anyways? Anyone seen pics?
   
   Its probably a dude.
2. 2022-01-25 at 12:08 AM UTC in Random image thread
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Don't forget to record and have someone post vid.
3. 2022-01-25 at 12:05 AM UTC in k9 babes
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   You need jebus, buddy.
4. 2022-01-24 at 1:32 PM UTC in Does anyone else have a problem with their balls being touched/ sucked?
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Yeh i don't want anyone touching my balls either, it doesn't do anything for me and it empowers the bitch. Fuck if some chick is gonna have the power to destroy me in her hands.
5. 2022-01-23 at 5:40 PM UTC in ATTN: Bradley
   

   Xlite African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka That’s her real pic wtf?

   
   Yeah.. sure.
6. 2022-01-23 at 5:21 PM UTC in ATTN: Bradley
   

   Xlite African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Since no one addressed it i'm just going to assume everyone would be super comfy i put actual CP in my avatar.

   
   I'm not a fan of brad using candy's actual nude pic as avatar because it's unethical to share PI, but i'll take it over cp, so don't do it.
   Besides, lanman is probably gonna hit you with the wabbajack and the last thing you want is getting turned into a mudcrab or a sweetroll.
7. 2022-01-22 at 11:22 AM UTC in I Just Tested Negative
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Its statements like those that makes people go full retard.
8. 2022-01-21 at 8:44 AM UTC in What do normal people do all day??
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   I've been there. Nothing to do except sit in front of teh rig and smoke weed all day err day.
   
   But you really wanna avoid that kind of stagnation as it robs you of purpose.
   Imagine what you could have mastered, how many languages, trades, martial arts, how many books you coulda written, and houses you coulda built if only you dedicated a few hours every day.
   I'm not fucking around. As little as one hour every day will eventually be thousands of hours of practical experience.
   Also, we tend to talk about that which we spend most time doing. The more you got going, the more interesting you'll be as a person.
9. 2022-01-19 at 10:25 AM UTC in Bradley has repeatedly messaged me, asking to see my junk...
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Hey, brad. What is it speedy doesn't want you to tell anyone?
10. 2022-01-18 at 9:13 PM UTC in I feel so depressed im almost suicidal
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    He gets people talking thats for sure.
11. 2022-01-17 at 12:32 AM UTC in Lol what did Wariat get banned for?
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    ...
    
    What did he spam?
12. 2022-01-16 at 11:42 PM UTC in Lol what did Wariat get banned for?
    

    Xlite African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala We were sitting in the car the other night, and when Lanny says I think I'm gonna ban Wariat, then tells me what for…
    
    I almost put him out to walk home.

    
    Tell us more.
    Give this thread purpose.
13. 2022-01-16 at 5:07 PM UTC in Who Killed Bill Kr0zby?? (2022, version. New evidence)
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Douglas murray was a great man. He will be remembered.
14. 2022-01-12 at 10:13 AM UTC in Using honey as a sugar replacement
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Honey is good for you man. Eat a spoon or two a day.
15. 2022-01-06 at 2:28 PM UTC in Prince of Persia
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Yeah that game was the bane of my childhood. I played it on pc tho.
16. 2022-01-01 at 11:55 PM UTC in How many 5 year olds could you defeat with your bare hands?
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    I could probably kill 50 or so before i get too tired and give in to the overwhelming horde of children.
    
    If i can get them in a bottleneck alley or something where i'd only have to fight one or two at the same time, i might be able to last longer. I'm also pretty tall, so i would do a lot of head kicks if the distance allows for it. Otherwise its just smash till exhaustion. Its not like they're gunna do significant damage anyway. unless you're a midget. Obviously they can hit you in the nuts, but you'll quickly find a way to prevent that.
17. 2021-12-30 at 8:14 PM UTC in Ghislaine Maxwell Guilty on 5 charges
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    I'm pretty sure she's gonna get suicided.
18. 2021-12-30 at 3:44 PM UTC in I'm back faggotmen pedophiles!
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Welcome back, nigger.
19. 2021-12-29 at 5:03 PM UTC in What game(s) have you been playing?
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    SoF2 can and should be played by everyone.
    It remains to this day unbeatable when it comes to shooting off limbs and cutting people's brains out with a knife.
    Where a shot to the face will insta kill you. Good times dat.
20. 2021-12-29 at 1:06 AM UTC in I want to chainsaw the limbs of a chav
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Thats nice.