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2018-08-24 at 9:53 PM UTC in H.265 EncodingIt has a QWERTY laptop keyboard , lacking the 10key/17key traditional numberpad. I typed on it so much that the home-key nubs are all but worn away. It has a space-frame chassis built with silicon bronze inserts and uses titanium-nitride coated fasteners. My good friend Bill Gates personally knighted my Microsoft Windows license and he autographed the windows splash screen that i see every time I boot up. He personally signs all of my device drivers whenever I get something new. Hes a good f&*(cking dude and when a program stops responding it has a special button that I use to start a video chat with him and im always like lol bill sup with ur shit bud? Nah man hes good people and always gets me tuned up right quick.
The USB ports were gold-plated by the same guy that Donald Trump uses, and the little blue insulator piece in the jacks are backlit and cut from genuine Burmese Saphire. Carl Zeiss personally did the final-polish on my webcam lens and sends me a Christmas card every year. The palmrest area under the keyboard and surrounding the mouse is made from reclaimed Maplewood which was pulled from the flooring in Bernie Madolf's office shortly after his convictions. Jeff Hunter gave me the 256GB Crucial SSD for my birthday, and at the time was considered very high-end. Dr. Dre hand-selected and designed the 10speaker audio system which will blow your socks off on just medium volume, he now claims it was his first Beatsā¢ by Dre design.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-24 at 6:32 PM UTC in Do I dare start a piss jug?I keep a good downhome American-made cast iron pan on one of those single burner cooktops set to HIGH heat, at the corner of my desk.
I have it positioned where I don't need to stand up or anything I just turn my chair about 15 degrees and piss into it and because it's hotter than all-get-out it's instantly self cleaning and never fills up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-24 at 5:32 PM UTC in Got-damn Takis chips
Only 4 inches of chips in a 12" bag!?! L@@K me, and my tape-measure swag. -
2018-08-24 at 4:41 PM UTC in Lmao wtf. I just got shot for walking into a deli.Needed food, and they close at 12pm. So I walked in at fucking 11:20 and the 1 guy working there meanmugged me ( not that I know what that means ). I asked whats wrong, big guy and he said how annoying it is for moterfuckers to come in right before close. Wtf!!! Its 40 fucking minutes! So I said forget it and he said "nah wiseguy u aint leavin this store walking on two feet, you lastminute moterfuckers are all the same" and he pulled out his Jennings (which he apparently cleverly hides under the provalone)and shot me right in the buttocks
Ugh so hungry. :(The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-24 at 3:16 AM UTC in meditaintin with ur paintinyo tootsy 2k1 you there? how many shows have you seen at shoreline? i went to see some queeract called grouplo which was opened by kflay and i missed the opening becuase me and my bromo were sittin in the parkinglot chugging malt beverages. i guess its true you gotta plug your nose before you dive 10 leagues under the sea ..... its kinda true and its kinda sad these dreams in wich im dying are the best ive ever hadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-24 at 12:04 AM UTC in meditaintin with ur paintini guess its true what they say, all you can do is the best you can. everyday i just try to stay humble and remind the bastards theres no need to try and get anyone down. i'm just glad to be surrounded by fellow likeminded patriots that strive day in and day out to enrich eachothers lives.
sometimes though, you have to retract the lock-pin on your chair and just let it recline. express yourself in your favorite creative domain(not that i know what that means) and then let your masterpiece speak to you.
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2018-08-23 at 11:47 PM UTC in Tramp broadband
Originally posted by Cootehill This is pretty awesome, how much was everything? In something like the first pic would you getting any 4G signal on your normal phone at all?
The modem/access point is around 330 US ( i paid a bit more for an added GPS radio built-in, also with external antenna connector ) , 30ea x2 for external cellular antennas, I opted to purchase a voltage regulator for $50 to professionally hard-wire the power supply in my vehicle but the modem of course comes with a typical 120v power supply, and for neater cabling i got matching right-angle SMA terminated coax pigtails about 6 bux ea. Used a few screws and bushings/spacers and electrical butt-splices I have on-hand to mount the device, maybe a couple bucks worth of misc. So about 455, and I still need to come up with a neat weatherproof way to bring the antenna cables into the vehicle so probably a few bucks more.
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The first pic is actually sitting right at the edge of this building where it seems to pull the best signal . Honestly a Samsung 8 large phone pulls-in nearly as good up/down speeds ( yeah the phone shows LTE+ in this location)in the same location BUT my computer is across the building, so I have to leave my phone far away where it can pull a signal to tether and then I don't hear it ring or messages coming in. Now I have mounted the MOFI in a vehicle, which I park inside - in this location the MOFI outshines the phone far - the cellphone struggles to transmit out and it seems to take a long time for a request to get out when I click to load something.
With the new antennas external to the vehicle it stomps the shit out of the phone anywhere in the same building. If I was going to be here long-term I would probably throw a set of directional antennas on the roof - a lot of people use this unit successfully for rural internet where there are no other high speed options.
Now I'm in the back corner of the building with my phone in my pocket/ on the desk where it belongs , and with wifi calling enabled. Back in the corner here with a cellular connection it would be absolute shite service back here not putting calls through and constantly dropping audio in calls.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-23 at 8:03 PM UTC in Tramp broadband
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Starting to get pretty good. Kind of randomly chose a Speedtest server several hundred miles away, I get pings in the 40-50s mS range if I test more locally. All testing done through 802.11N wifi connection at "Excellent" signal strength. Kind of interesting how much better the download rates are with better antenna setup, considering those signal strengths are still quite poor. Upload is still so-so, I might get some amplifiers to experiment with but I don't know if they will play nice in a MIMO arrangement. Gonna play with speedtests parked outdoors, and study up on optimal antenna spacing to try and eek some more performance out.
Got an adapter coming in soon to play around with using two modems in conjunction.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-23 at 7:46 PM UTC in GOTLISTRight on Mr. Piano I like the stitching, I believe that attachment is called a goodyear welt?
I got a tasty burrito and some new antennas.
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2018-08-23 at 3:10 PM UTC in got called a fag for not wanting to buy a drillWow you gonna cry little baby-man?
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2018-08-21 at 2:50 AM UTC in Better call saul..YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
looks like they were just tricking us to get hooked on the new season. now episode 3 you have to be a subscriber to watch. its the old trick of the drug dealer giving people HUGE sacks of free drugs because then you just created a free customer for life and you can rape em over teh coals and charge w/e you want huh?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-22 at 4:41 AM UTC in got called a fag for not wanting to buy a drillSHERRIF MIKE CHITWOOD, lmfao!!!! he woofs like a chitwood alright. WE GAWT TWO GRUPESA BOOSTORS!!!!!!!! jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeert
1 million dollars of stolen deeewalt drills in 1yr in 1 county loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool . what, you gay man? why you gonna put the camera on me when we got all these fresh brand new dewalt drills right here you could be lookin atThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-22 at 1:37 AM UTC in The average cost of a date todayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-21 at 11:19 PM UTC in Volume is fuckin weirdthats called owtissumThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-22 at 12:15 AM UTC in "Fancy Bear", where are you?COC is a modern day navajeen codetalkerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-21 at 6:02 PM UTC in Pay me big-money and I'll come up with a list of things about your website that make it SUCK.Amazon;
Only displays a partial version of shipment tracking info for reseller purchases and NOT the most important info to buyers;
For instance, you buy something from a reseller and Amazon will have the tracking number on their website for you to click, but it brings up only partial info on an AMAZON webpage - usually it just says something that is meaningless to the buyer such as "Package Arrived at a Carrier Facility at _____ city". No one really gives a fuck what particular facility the package is in, they want to know WHEN IT IS GOING TO ARRIVE. So you have to highlight the tracking number and paste it into the Fedex, UPS, USPS, etc website to get actual useful information such as Anticipated Arrival Date AKA THE ONE THING THAT PEOPLE WANTED TO KNOW WHEN THEY CLICKED FOR TRACKING INFO
Multiple products on one listing page
If any of the products have ANY popularity, this is absolutely guaranteed to become a CLUSTERFUCK. Someone is going to leave a review for version X of the product and say its a total piece of dogshit ( but neglect to mention they selected version____. And then no one will buy version Y, or vise versa because most people are just going to assume the reviews apply to which ever option they are looking at buying. Somehow the biggest ecommerce website hasn't figured out a way to make reviews of a specific iteration of a product be attached to that item. FUCKING AMATEUR HOUR!
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vBulletin ( actually this is probably every website but this is where I always notice it)
You do a forum search and find a specific post in your results which you click to view. What happens on pages that have a lot of images on them is the page loads over several seconds with this bombardment of images, constantly growing the scroll bar as you try to view the post you just clicked. And it FUCKS YOU UP and struggles to hold you focused on the post you clicked and instead bounces you around the page while it fills in. Why can't a website make note of the dimensions of images or other media on the page, and draw a template with that in mind from the get-go so it is already laid out at the correct dimensions and not FIGHTING THE USER as it fills in the images?
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Tinychat
It seems to grab some kind of stranglehold on your browser - if it gets kind of laggy and you click the browser's Refresh button it typically just spins and does absolutely fucking nothing because apparently the app knows best and doesn't feel like letting you refresh the page right now. So you end up having to close the tab and renavigate to the site in a new one unless you feel like staring at a frozen page being a fuckpile for 30 seconds till it finally decides you are worthy of reloading the page.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-21 at 2:49 PM UTC in victoria is an ugly fat bitch
Originally posted by Bill Krozby fucking LOL, i was thinking more around her armpits.
i used to "date" this nurse at the heart hospital and she looked very similar to the girl in the OP and had these mole type things around her unshaven armpit. I wanted to yank them off.
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2018-08-20 at 12:04 PM UTC in Eye Candy (super sexy and clothed)so i heard you like college professorsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-19 at 9:59 PM UTC in Who is the youngest DHer?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-18 at 2:43 PM UTC in drinking 8 cups of coffee before bed.I did it yesterday and I was just layin there eyes-closed chillin real hard but still awake, and started feeling my eyes moving around in their own groove like they were Jamminš¶ and seeing fantastic dreamlike visuals but sooo vivid and I was much relaxed ( w0h ).
currently working on 9cups to see if it works again.
keep them pineal glands decalcified, fam.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
