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2019-06-01 at 9:48 AM UTC in saving farts for laterthis must be the gassiest day in my whole entire life and im not even cupping them all, how to secure them for later? hurry im losing like 12 an hour
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2019-05-30 at 12:46 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-05-30 at 8:28 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-05-30 at 10:28 AM UTC in Trying to get a job as a plumbers assistant
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2019-05-29 at 12 PM UTC in jacking off ur cokc
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2019-05-29 at 6:05 AM UTC in Everyone should use Sqlitejust hire someone from mechanicaltwerk or fiver and pay them a doler and hour to record and look stuff up from paper records this is actually secure and epic
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2019-05-28 at 7:35 AM UTC in A College Professor Is as cool as the other side of the pillow...
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2019-05-26 at 7:08 AM UTC in Anyone got ACP's Number?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 867 5309
i swear if you guys don't stop writing my number in toilets all over austin i'm going to flip my wig, You ever heard the saying "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Why wouldn't I want to keep tabs on someone that has held me against my will, assaulted me, raped me, and nearly killed me? Someone who's cheated on me, financially abused me, and destroyed my personal belongings? Don't you obsess about the things you truly fear? The things that could really destroy you? Maybe that's just me and my anxious personality. This is someone who has left me in their bed to go fuck someone else, someone who has forced me to suck their dick even after I've yelled no, cried, and bit their dick multiple times, someone who's pulled fistfuls of hair out of my head on several occasions. Someone who got my laptop stolen because they invited a streetwalker in to smoke speed. Someone who sold my childhood GameBoy Color for drug money. Someone who has rubbed my own vomit in my face. Someone who's thrown my cell phone under a running faucet when I called the police because I was being attacked. Someone who has bit me, choked me, spanked me, and spit on me in a very aggressive, extreme, non-sexual way. He's a sociopath. There's no remorse for the things he's done. There's no concept of shame or doing wrong. He's a soulless vessel operating off of negative energy, chemicals, and lies. There's more wrong than there's right. There's more myth than truth. That's what he feeds on; the abundant source of darkness. When you've encountered something like that, when you've been intimate with something like that, it's a little hard to forget. -
2019-05-26 at 7:46 AM UTC in HAVING AN EPIC DREAMlike wow what if that was reality , i mean, can you imagine?
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2019-05-26 at 7:54 AM UTC in take a video of ur pissstreamI feel very immature for laughing my rich ass off at those vids, squealed like a nitwit.. i knmow what im doing tomorrow
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2019-05-26 at 5:20 AM UTC in CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
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2018-08-28 at 9:56 AM UTC in Now I can't go to town... Greatlol if the horse was being stubbern and the car still had an engine and so u rev it up to scare the horris
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2019-05-25 at 7:05 PM UTC in chrzbrgrz nudes leak ( OKAY THIS IS EPIC ) im like julian asangei got raped in austin texas and all i got was this lousy NIS acct
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2019-05-25 at 8:04 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionsell her a ninth for 9 percent more
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2019-05-26 at 12:04 AM UTC in Today I Stole several items from the grocery store...Better idea: pimp out your shopping cart with spinning wheels, fuzzy dice and KICKER subwoofers that way everyone knows you be pushing REAAAAL WEEIGHT FAM
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2019-05-25 at 11:55 PM UTC in I leave the air conditioning running full blast, and all lights on, and the water running , whenever I leave my motel room...get black paint and cover the lines in the parking lot and sell their handicap signs on ebay to get money for the cockroaches
also buy an epic 1000 gallon aquarium and raise pirannas and koi fish and cat fish. you can cook the catfish and even sell it to the kitchen staff and then eat your own catfish they paid you for free at the buffet -
2019-05-25 at 11:54 PM UTC in I leave the air conditioning running full blast, and all lights on, and the water running , whenever I leave my motel room...buy a box of cockroaches and let them out in the ceiling, sell their furniture and get a dank ass leather sectional
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2019-05-25 at 11:51 PM UTC in I leave the air conditioning running full blast, and all lights on, and the water running , whenever I leave my motel room...get a bunch of space heaters and start bottling all that water in culligan jugs and reselling it
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2019-05-25 at 7:48 PM UTC in CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBERit's quite the quandary isn't it
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2019-05-25 at 11:24 PM UTC in man i got fucked uphes a damsel in distress he needs you to save him and share your slampig