U wanna spend 15 dollars extra , in the form of a parking ticket, to save 5 minutes of walking - and then u will spend 20 minutes mailing a check to the court.
But I know what your thinking: what if I parked illegally while wearing a condom filled with honey? But I know your mind then begins to wonder: what if I parked illegally while wearing a condom full of honey to go into a grocery store and sniff cocaine off the checkout conveyer?
Which begs the question: will I win the lottery today?
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Originally posted by Malice
From my personal experience, I really think some of the changes in emotion may indeed predispose some people with asperger’s towards violent acts, the most extreme potentially being overrepresented among spree killers.
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Originally posted by Daily
Only had 2 and a half hours of sleep last night. Now I gotta do this shit again. Heil Hitler.
when I was a kid SWIM and SWIMS friend were in SWIMS backyard smoking weed. we were smoking weed in a potbong . SWIMs friend was like yo SWIM you know we cant OD on weed, right? and SWIM as like yeah lol lets smoke as much as we can. the SWIMMERS took rip after rip off the bong and got quite toasted. SWIM told his friend he needed to LEAVE cause he didnt feel good and after getting into a argument about it finally SWIMS friend left.
SWIM tried sneaking back in his bedroom window but SWIM was moving at sloth speed and was hanging out of his bedroom window for probably 15 minutes . SWIM promptly went to lie down in bed and decided he was dying. SWIM felt really fuckin stupid and bad that his mom was gonna find him dead in bed from weed but SWIM accepted it finally.
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Originally posted by BRiCK
FOr you, my special friend, I recommend reverse osmosis water. Its big fancy military technology used in submarines to purify water.
Why let water put stuff in your body, when you can use it to leech stuff out? Don't worry if after a while you always feel dehydrated.
i will read more about it, i heard it could b bad and steal 2 much minerals from body. i worked at a hospital which had a pretty large RO system in a mechanical room, i believe the finished water was piped to the dialysis area
ps sinceu said ur my special friend im adding you to my list of cool ppl
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Originally posted by stupid noob
No, really, you seem to have difficulty forming coherent sentences. I figured it was because you were multitasking. Makin a few bucks suckin dicks in that trailer while you shit post pictures of yesterdays donated cheese sandwich.
time for a shower, flyboy
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