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2022-08-26 at 5:02 AM UTC in ive seen the futureits a bunch of greasy lesbiands driving around in slugbugs with untinted windows, driving with there big strong arms grabbing the wheel up high, arm twisted, so you can see there strong milkmaid arms easily through the glass with there new macho tats showing to the world
guys they probably dont even have anywhere to go they just wanna show em -
2022-08-26 at 4:58 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-08-26 at 4:51 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2022-08-26 at 4:46 AM UTC in link to g0llum on jerry springer
Originally posted by cigreting I love how nobody gives a shit when he uses the term cracker but if a white person said nigger everyone would chimp out and blm everything
pretty sure cracking was dominant, getting upset about that would be like being mad if someone called you a BIG DICK TRILL NIGGA gay porner.
its not really the same. but in the same breadth i hear you -
2022-08-26 at 4:41 AM UTC in I’m scared
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2022-08-26 at 4:35 AM UTC in I’m scaredlower your tone over there yosemite sam
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2022-08-26 at 4:33 AM UTC in wannna hit this cocaine fool?u no where to git sum?
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2022-08-26 at 4:24 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by mmQ Does it have a tickler on the back to massage that little soft spot on the bee hind that makes you trickle out a final few spots of adult urine ?
ill have to look into it, and im not even sure about that spot , i can only do that full-drain if i look at the stars in the night sky ( which is like my thighs ) with a face of amazement at the end but maybe im clenching my anus cheeks when i do that
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2022-08-26 at 4:10 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....well im not in japan right now so i cant take a picture. but its pretty much like it sounds.
the best i can do to show you is paint a picture with words.
the open air part means theres no privasee they just put them all over the place out in public so men can empty their bladders where its convenient.
the fifi that grabs you its basically cyborg technology ( thats my description maybe not fully accurate ) but it grabs you 'down there' with what is esentially a plastic pussy and squeezes youre cock while you pee so you dont miss youre aim then it jerks you ofdf a little so theres no dribbles left
did you know japs love ahego and used underwear -
2022-08-26 at 4 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬i hear you man. the way i see it is all we can do is endeavor to persevere . best as i can tell
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2022-08-26 at 3:55 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬damn thats kinda scary but at the end of the day what are you gonna do, you know?
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2022-08-26 at 3:53 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by mmQ I wish I worked for Texas Instruments.
I've By Accident seen the Japanese human urinals. Very degrading just very shameful and degrading.
thats whatsup. i misread this i guess i skimmed it instead of giving it a right-proper read thru. i THOUGHT you said youve seen the japanese open air urinals. but now i see the true meaning.
yeah man i hear you but i want to see that -
2022-08-26 at 3:43 AM UTC in British people used to speak like Americansand they purposely changed their accents out of jingoism not that i know what the word means.
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2022-08-26 at 3:36 AM UTC in mik's tunes
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2022-08-26 at 3:23 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momenthot pizza sauce is good for your teeth it naturalizes them. besides you could eat more pizza in your life
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2022-08-26 at 3:11 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentdrinking a budwiser , i think the spirit of Bill Krozby rang me up, he said oh man some beer, lucky you, ( do you want a bag ( yes ) ) drink a couple for me cause i gotta be here at work. and then he said drinking beer is a spiritual experience and some other shit going on a little ee EEE spiel. and then like he was closing an essay he went back to his main point again. its a spiritual experience.
ill not gonna lie i was taken aback. and how i can tell hes right, drinking budwiser IS a spiritual experience. the consequence has never been the same
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2022-08-26 at 2:53 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬hey dont work too hard
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2022-08-26 at 1:36 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....in japan they have open-air urinals with a machanical fifi thats grabs you in, right there in public
also the vending machines sell beer and kr oz's dad worked in toykyo for texas instruments back in the day -
2022-08-26 at 1:07 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-08-26 at 12:52 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....