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2022-09-04 at 1 AM UTC in Big-chug tonight
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2022-09-03 at 10:20 PM UTC in Big-chug tonight
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2022-09-03 at 10:02 PM UTC in Aldra would you just fucking stop please
Originally posted by Murk Lore Are you seriously setting me Up? Im the troll and spreading hate and discontent? ME?
the entire system plays this reciprocated bullshit game. the SINE game. up and down like a roller coaster. first you're an OK guy then comes the dehumiliation BS back to "you're a nice guy"
clearly still angry I had gone to the feds over witnessing threats which became Americas biggest crime with in the system and not a foreign attack.
20 years later bro, let it go" a whole new group of Adults who don't even remember the attack and "move on" when it's the same cunts running the game to this day
Trump and Biden and Clinton and Bush are all playing games like they're battling one another. no one has ever gone to fucking Jail a that height in power. they have people "Go to prison" like Michael Cohen Attorney whos already out. I bet anything it was a show. He had a cushy place to relax and paid. if not, he got out earlier.
nah man im not setting anyone up, and i didnt mean you were the one trollin
ill get a phone this weekend if were doing a meet , sporty. -
2022-09-03 at 9:47 PM UTC in Aldra would you just fucking stop pleasethe black bear DINER. sneak me into the go kart group and weel just get fucked up and crash everyone until they kick us off
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2022-09-03 at 9:34 PM UTC in Aldra would you just fucking stop please
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2022-09-03 at 9:21 PM UTC in Aldra would you just fucking stop pleaselil sporty is looking pretty sus right now considering he never showed up for the live weigh-in
and he wouldn't bare his face at the walnut creek black bear diner aka the BBD -
2022-09-03 at 9:16 PM UTC in Big-chug tonightWere doing a big chug to see who chugs the best tonight. Winner will get ther own banner on the site at least until next month when we compete again.
Lemme know if your gonna attend ( the people who are ultra secretive and just wanna smell their fingers without camming up will not be allowed at the chug ) ( you know who you are )
RANKING;
POSITION, NAME, CHUGTIME, CHUGGED BEER, OCCURRED AT, FAMOUS LAST WORDS, RECORDED BY
1st, TonyMacaroni, 5.65seconds, CORONA EXTRA ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by GLOBSHILL "that was a lot"
2nd, Odin, 6.46seconds, YeingLing ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by bigluigi "that burp taste like chex mix"
third, TonyMacaroni, 6.83seconds, CORONA EXTRA ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by GLOBSHILL "im 29 but when i was younger i was able to go a little faster"
4, Odin, 7.44seconds, Yeungling ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by BigLuigi "shes about to get deported"
5, VEX, 7.95seconds, MALIBU COCKTAIL Pina~~~ Colada ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by Odin "i dont have anymore thats my last one"
6th, BIG LUIGI, 8.69seconds, BUDWEISER ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by TonyMarconi "the master is unshaken"
7th, JimmyNoShoesAgain, 11.27 seconds, COORS LIGHT, 10:25PM PST, 'I just want to cheers my opponent' , bigluigi
8rd, bigluigi, 13.0seconds, MODELO ESPECIAL, 6:36PM PST, 'YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?' , obliviousostrich
9th, Odin, 15.73 seconds, SHINER BOCK ( bottle ), 11:11PM PST, 'That burp felt good as fuck. At least I beat gwarski' , bigluigi
10th, Gwarski, 21.71 seconds, WHITE CLAW ♀, 10:35PM PST, 'Why don't we just do this without that other website next time?' , bigluigi
11th, doublecheezburgers, 1min 18 seconds, SKOAL (BRAZILIAN BEER )FROM THE BOTTLE 360ml (12+ oz ), recorded by BIGLUG
RECORD SHEET
RUN, NAME, CHUGTIME, CHUGGED BEER, OCCURRED AT, FAMOUS LAST WORDS, RECORDED BY
1, bigluigi, 13.0seconds, MODELO ESPECIAL, 6:36PM PST, 'YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?' , obliviousostrich
2, JimmyNoShoesAgain, 11.27 seconds, COORS LIGHT, 10:2PM PST, 'I just want to cheers my opponent' , bigluigi
3, Gwarski, 21.71 seconds, WHITE CLAW ♀, 10:35PM PST, 'Why don't we just do this without that other website next time?' , bigluigi
4, Odin, 15.73 seconds, SHINER BOCK ( bottle ), 11:11PM PST, 'That burp felt good as fuck. At least I beat gwarski' , bigluigi
5, TonyMacaroni, 6.83seconds, CORONA EXTRA ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by GLOBSHILL "im 29 but when i was younger i was able to go a little faster"
6, TonyMacaroni, 5.65seconds, CORONA EXTRA ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by GLOBSHILL "that was a lot"
7, BIG LUIGI, 8.69seconds, BUDWEISER ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by TonyMarconi "the master is unshaken"
8, Odin, 7.44seconds, Yeungling ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by BigLuigi "shes about to get deported"
9, VEX, 7.95seconds, MALIBU COCKTAIL Pina~~~ Colada ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by Odin "i dont have anymore thats my last one"
10, Odin, 6.46seconds, YeingLing ( BY WAY OF A PAPER CUP ) , recorded by bigluigi "that burp taste like chex mix"
11th, doublecheezburgers, 1min 18 seconds, SKOAL (BRAZILIAN BEER )FROM THE BOTTLE 360ml (12+ oz ), recorded by BIGLUG
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ALSO RAN ( NON ALCOHOLIC )
NAME, CHUGTIME, CHUGGED BEER, OCCURRED AT, FAMOUS LAST WORDS, RECORDED BY
Rembrandt, 10.01 seconds, 16 OUNCE ( OKAY, THIS IS EPIC ), NON-ALCOHOLic PEACH MANGO BODY-ARMOR: LIGHT, 10:28PM PST, 'Do you want to see my painting' , bigluigi
rembrand literally probably chugged the most the fastest even though its not regulation, so he doesnt win -
2022-09-03 at 8:54 PM UTC in Fat People Have Low IQmaking fun of the fat or saying they need to be more like you, is such a toot-your-own-horn play.
i see my self as having the soul and spirit of a fat man but in a skinny body and i literally eat donuts and tons of beer and dont exercise that much. WOW ALL THE FAT PEOPLE SHOULD DO WHAT I DO LOL THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO HAVE MY DIET
we should tell people what they need to do , because they probably don't know what they literally need to do. -
2022-09-03 at 8:31 AM UTC in Aldra would you just fucking stop pleaseyeah man i hear you. sometimes you gotta hang up the troll and just try to have love , instead of spreading hate and discontent
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2022-09-02 at 3:46 PM UTC in Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old
Originally posted by cigreting If you are a man "in love" with a woman I hate to break it to you but she isnt "in love" with you. Women "love" opportunistically and conditionally. Its very easy to prove, ask sudo, he wont do what I asked to prove my point.
fundamentally speaking i hear you but you know what? they have smaller brains and muscles than men and also life is literally created in there body and then they have to nurture the child -its a spiritual experience- ( well except if they send the fetus down the sewerslide but i digress ). plus imagine if you had to walk around with a gallon of milk bolted onto your upper chest all day, every day, all of that milk just sloshing around
but anyway when i think of it like that it makes sense they probably don't have the same kind of love in their hearts as men but at the end of the day what are you gonna do you know. but im pretty sure a man and a woman can be in love even if it doesnt mean the same thing to them look at fonaplats for example. -
2022-09-02 at 3:26 PM UTC in Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old
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2022-09-02 at 3:21 PM UTC in Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively oldmen should be able to have multiple wives
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2022-09-02 at 3:03 PM UTC in Apparently I don't drink Cuban Coffee "like a pussy"yeah man expresso is some good stuff literally i would just drink that instead of woofing down 8 cups of regular coffee but i think yo uneed a special machine and its not as easy to clean up as a real coffee maker where you just throw out the old enhancement and grounds and its ready to party on that pussy again
but at the same time im thinking about getting one of those coleman propane fueled coffee makers so i can move into a a shack in the woods like hydro use to BS about
DONT tell steven about my idea though he gets emotional sometimes -
2022-09-02 at 12 PM UTC in colon doctor tells you how you should have been cleaning your refrigerator out all this timetake a jar of pickles or pickled eggs and splash it all over the entire insides of the fridge and then let it soak in to soak up the filth
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2022-09-02 at 11:58 AM UTC in I used to be a Sam Hyde enjoyerFrankie Boyle interacting with a member in his audience: "When your mum gave birth she shat ye out , so she could leave her pussy free for fucking the doctors."
think i might need a new raj with more tears less laughter for this guys sick burns -
2022-09-02 at 11:39 AM UTC in I used to be a Sam Hyde enjoyeroh yeah i forgot adam sandler doing his childish voice screaming about going poopey in his pants and getting diaper burn and then literally hitting a hole in one and he wears a hockey jersey
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2022-09-02 at 11:26 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Kafka Why the fuck am I awake. I haven’t been able to calm down for two days.
have you tried literally like stretching/flexing out, methodically. first you start with your toes then your feet/ankles and literally you just go all the way up
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2022-09-02 at 11:18 AM UTC in I used to be a Sam Hyde enjoyerbut i dunno man what kind of comedy do you like? i cant think of many comedians that are good, to me
SNL is like a jedi jerkoff with a bunch of fags and token-black keenans being not funny or putting on their epic orange-face
then theres the old whyte men who chug liquor and huff cigars on stage jacking themselves off, about being big atheists and how nuthin materz, man. look at how cool i am because nothing matters or makes me raise an eyebrow cuz i see it like it is. like some stupid retake on being a derpadew like hunter thompson
libtard autofellatiers like jon stewart and bill mare
look-at-me-im-a-crazy-hyper-slut like amy shoomer and sarah silverman , yeah they are actually pretty funny like shoomer's aids-boyfriend skit and silverman talking about sucking a bunch of cocks after sniffing a shot of jager
dave chappel was pretty funny when i was a kid doing his clay bixby deal but im pretty sure were not allowed to watch that anymore
lewis ck i dont know if he was even that funny i think he just shrieked niggerfaggot and GO SUCK SOME COCKS a few times but then he got his volume turned down for being a ginger which is kind of funny to think about when you put it that way, but in reality i dont think you should treat people like that
the weird australians and brits joke about doin a rape and banging teenagers but yeah man
oh yeah and sinefield with his hook-nose going around the upper west side trying his best to protect his precious quarter-dollars from those who would overcharge him and sleeping with a bunch of older women
that sums it up for me personally ill take sam hyde , nick rochefort, and charls carrol pissing on their own faces killing hobos fucking eachothers moms telling people to kill CEOs chuggin brews, doing shootings banging slampigs and driving fast cars and poking the j e w -
2022-09-02 at 10:57 AM UTC in I used to be a Sam Hyde enjoyeryeah i am serious, like the part where hes a tranny having visions of shoving his baby stroller down the escalator. or the homeless encampment one where the hobo is writhing around on the ground pissing onto his own face and the cop abducts the kids so he can brag/show them how he cleans up the streets by executing the homeless? i dunno man its pretty special
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2022-09-02 at 10:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by POLECAT starting a 2 half day job for a grand, just got the bid at 2.00 a sq ft for 1800 sq ft exterior for $3500.00, put the bid in on the motel for $60,000.00 its a 50 day job not sure if i'll get it tho,, i'll find out next week
the dog is not getting better that sucks,, I need to find a breeder of stumpy tailed cattle dogs to replace him when he passes.
for the motel, who solicits the bid from you? are you by chance dealing with people from the fantastic Indian culture?
also are you willing to share your process for calculating a bid on a project like that?
