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2018-02-15 at 9:14 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
Originally posted by Daily One of my exes was really "cute" in a kind of European kawaii way. I can't really explain it, but she had no interest in any anime japanese shit - she was just really good at making me rape her. If I was deep in thought, or ignoring her, or in a bad mood, she would look at me under her eyelashes and say "meow" with a subtle pout - or come up and hug me from behind and say "my big wolfy" and fucked up shit like that which I now need in order to feel validated in a relationship. Anyway, eventually Pavlovian psychology took precedence and I started to command her to meow while I fucked her. Like really put effort into making sure every meow is audible, consistent and matched up to each thrust. She would also wear a headband with cat ears whenever she felt like it and this would inadvertently trigger rape. I'm literally fully erect right now just from typing this post.
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2018-02-15 at 9:05 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-15 at 8:57 PM UTC in *rushes out to buy dog food*
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2018-02-15 at 8:20 AM UTC in Snopes just discredited itself for ever
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2018-02-15 at 7 AM UTC in SHOK!
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2018-02-15 at 3:05 AM UTC in How old do you have to be to qualify as a cougar?
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2018-02-15 at 2:19 AM UTC in Snopes just discredited itself for everoh, hah. thats silly
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2018-02-15 at 2:13 AM UTC in Snopes just discredited itself for ever
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2018-02-15 at 2:08 AM UTC in Weird posting habits
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2018-02-15 at 2:04 AM UTC in Snopes just discredited itself for ever
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2018-02-15 at 1:55 AM UTC in SHOK!
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2018-02-15 at 12:02 AM UTC in SHOK!
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2018-02-15 at 12 AM UTC in Airbrushing
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2018-02-14 at 11:54 PM UTC in People Don't Like Me
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2018-02-14 at 5:52 PM UTC in Weird posting habitswhat you say is because of who you are not because of who i am
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2018-02-14 at 5:17 PM UTC in Weird posting habitsi changem y avatar and try to talk 2 match
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2018-02-14 at 8:27 AM UTC in Just got pulled over by the pigs
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2018-02-14 at 8:20 AM UTC in Just got pulled over by the pigs
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2018-02-14 at 8:17 AM UTC in Just got pulled over by the pigs
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2018-02-14 at 8:14 AM UTC in Just got pulled over by the pigs