I WOULD TURN THE WHITEHOUSE INTO A NIGHT CLUB AND INVITE A LOT OF LATINAS OVER TO KIC IT
PERSONALLY I GET ACNE WHEN I DONT SHOWER OR WASH MY FACE SO IF I BATHE EVERY DAY OR TWO I GET SO FUCKING CLEAR
ALSO SUNSHINE HELPS ME TOO LOL
2018-03-18 at 4:16 PM UTC
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§m£ÂgØL is Fox Paws and MAL.
I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A HAM AND HAVE STUIPDNOOB TENDERIZE HER WITH HIS FISTS UNTIL SHES THE ULTIMATE CUT OF MEAT
2018-03-18 at 4:15 PM UTC
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Keyless car theft
i owuld break the windowshield out with my swullen nuts like a WRECKING BALL
BOOM WINDOWS DEAD WHOS NEXT
2018-03-18 at 4:14 PM UTC
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§m£ÂgØL is Fox Paws and MAL.
i want to EAT HER FINGERNAILS , THEY should make quite a filling bowl of CEREAL
ill have a frozen diahhrheata , lightly salted
2018-03-18 at 2:25 PM UTC
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Home brewing
it might be a cool hobby but as far as cost: a half gallon jug of welchers juice is like 3 or 4 bux, how much is a couple cheap bottles of wine?
2018-03-18 at 2:24 PM UTC
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Home brewing
when i was 19 or 20 i tried the airlock on a rubber bung in a bottle of welches with (bakers?) yeast from the store.
wasnt good, wasnt terrible. tasted yeasty, maybe using appropriate yeast and better enhancementing ( i think i used coffee enhancements? ) and it would come out decent.
2018-03-17 at 11:05 PM UTC
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Fuck shit up on reddit?
did someone say WWW . NEWTOTSE . COM??????
mmQ and Bill Krozby have hilarious infectious laughs
2018-03-17 at 8:19 PM UTC
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Bit rot
im not saying it was aliens but...
2018-03-17 at 8:15 PM UTC
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Look what i found
WAAA WAAA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WA!
2018-03-17 at 8:12 PM UTC
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Look what i found
W0W SO TOXICITY AND RUDE
CLUTCH IT, NIGGA!
NO YOU PICKED FOUR , PLAY BY THE RULES LIKE THE REST OF US PLS THANKS COME AGAIN