Posts by A College Professor

1. 2018-04-12 at 11:47 AM UTC in why teenagers don't get hangovers
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   my life goal is to find out what pheremone they have which keeps them pure and isolate it to put in my microbrew
2. 2018-04-12 at 10:12 AM UTC in I have a girlfriend and I'm so happy.
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws I have a girlfriend and she makes me miserable. Lol

   
   el pashor!!
3. 2018-04-12 at 10:10 AM UTC in uLTIMATE jUST wOKE uP
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   apparently lil sporty the potta porty did a false-flag attack (not that I know what that word means ) on my nigga FONAPLATS while I was resting up. how lovely to wake up to some BS like that.
   
   also my computer only has 55megs left on drive cause it tried downloading a windows update. lucky for me my friend gave me a 4TB external drive so I can DRAIN THE SWAMP.
   
   all in all I have high hopes and assperations about this day, I don't have much good groceries so I helped my self to a budweiser now time to look for good movies on amazon.
   
   once i get 3 or 4 beers down I might go to dennys or somethin
4. 2018-04-12 at 10:02 AM UTC in uLTIMATE jUST wOKE uP
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   very interesting, indeed!
5. 2018-04-11 at 11:58 PM UTC in Shoplifting technique
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   steal a armored truck and crash it thru the front doors and drive thru the store to the tv display section. then u put all the television sets in ur armor truck ( ur truck has a big generator running so you can plug them all in while ur driving ) .then put it in reverse and use ur MIRRORS to back up the exact same way u came in all the way back to ur driveway.
6. 2018-04-11 at 11:56 PM UTC in Austin Texas Named Best City to Live in US for Second Year in a Row
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   anyone not from a city has a giant asshole
7. 2018-04-11 at 11:37 PM UTC in My gf broke up with me today
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i automatically see the gimptards posts in a very small font. its never worth squinting to read
8. 2018-04-11 at 4:36 PM UTC in Austin Texas Named Best City to Live in US for Second Year in a Row
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by SpatianHaigency I visit Austin pretty regularly and its quite nice I have to say. Id move there if I could afford it. My friend lives in coop and for having only one room + chores and having to cook for the house and shit, it costs her $800. Expensive af compared to where im at.

   
   Yeah it sounds like a neat place but for we down-home blue-collared working-gonts the wages are the same as many midwestern and southern cities but the housing is 2-3x more expensive. And they apparently have a bad traffic problem.
   
   but apparently theres lots of slampigs down that way, ripe for the fuckin
9. 2018-04-11 at 2:09 PM UTC in Goals for today
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i love her alot
10. 2018-04-11 at 8:26 AM UTC in WTF is going on with Trump
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No, he won't. I've never seen a president so universally mocked and abhorred, even by those who initially supported him, not to mention the insane amounts of controversy around him. And not just making fun of disabled people. The fucker is almost proven to have colluded with Russia. Even if that miraculously ends up being disproven (pretty much impossible at this point), the damage is done and completely irreparable by now even for his most hardcore supporters.
    
    The real problem is that the next guy will likely end up being even crazier and stupider.

    
    
11. 2018-04-11 at 6:37 AM UTC in uLTIMATE jUST wOKE uP
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    movies over. yes there was blood
12. 2018-04-11 at 3:58 AM UTC in Social Things...
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume I know of a person who puts their phone on speaker so people will hear his conversations

    
    
13. 2018-04-11 at 3:52 AM UTC in uLTIMATE jUST wOKE uP
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    and im microwaving frozen potatoes/pepper mix , diced ham, eggs, then then ill have iceland superfat yogurt ,and chicken of the sea sardines ( these say NEW & IMPROVED QUALITY and they really are GOOD, wild caught in poland - usually chicken of the sea stuff seems MEH / crap quality but these are pretty good.
    
    microwave is going and i crack a delicious cold beer and put on a EPIC MOVIE on amazon called There Will Be Blood which I havent seen the movie yet but now its going
14. 2018-04-11 at 3:41 AM UTC in Social Things...
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yes i always pull out my apple cellphone ( not in a case ) which doesn't even have service and pretend I am firing someone or making a BIG BUSINESS deal
15. 2018-04-10 at 5:50 AM UTC in What happens when we die?
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    wow you must all be so proud
16. 2018-04-10 at 5:35 AM UTC in What happens when we die?
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by hydromorphone Is it all just over? Reincarnation? Heaven or hell? What do you think?

    
    great question u should study the bilble
17. 2018-04-10 at 5:18 AM UTC in Just fapped
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i folded them in my back pocket these will be really absorbent on my cum loads i bust later
18. 2018-04-10 at 5:16 AM UTC in Just fapped
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i bought beer ut forgot to buy paper towels so i just took extra from the hand motion paper towel dispenser wen i took a dump at the public toilet
19. 2018-04-10 at 3:37 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by mmQ Broke til Thursday. Weak whyte plight. Where's bandaido?

    
    
20. 2018-04-10 at 3:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    COME ON DOWN