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2018-07-23 at 7:48 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2018-07-23 at 7:26 AM UTC in Started drinking at 11am today
Originally posted by esbity Just keyed some faggots car.
This prick gets out of his car, lets the wind slam his door into my car. He looks at me inside my car and just looks away. He doesnt say a thing.
I gave his car a nice scratch right in front of a bunch of people but the wind was so loud and they were busy, so no one noticed.
Prick deserved it.
Would you have liked him to pretend to feel regret for his actions, and offer you his insurance info? And would you like if he had elected to knock on your window when you decided to not confront him face to face ( henceforth referred to as mano-a-mano)? What is the total light transmission value for your side glass, particularly on your drivers door? Has this changed since the time of the incident? When was the last time you consumed drugs, including alcohol and caffeine (but not including diet sodas) - relative to the time of this incident?
What was the surface type of the parking area you were in, particularly your space, and that of the accused? Were the spaces delineated by customary painted yellow lines ? If so what were the total dimensions of each stall as marked? What was the relative humidity at or about the time of the incident? What was the metallurgical makeup of the 'key' (or similar device) that you used to knowingly and willfully desecrate his automotive shrine? Were you aware of the religious or cultural background of the other vehicle operator involved in the aforementioned incident ( heretofore referred to as "the incident", and what not )?
What is the VIN# of your vehicle which you claim was damaged in "the incident" ? Can you provide me a current "Carfax" or similar report for your vehicle? What company insured your vehicle at the time of "the incident", and have you maintained continuous coverage since? What was the total depth-of-tread, PSI or kPa inflation value, rubber porosity masurement, graded wheel condition, tire manufacture date or date code, does any of your tire bear an M+S designation?, additionally - do any of your tires bear the RMA's 'mountain+snowflake' severe-snow-service designation? Do you ( henceforth known as the snowflake) also carry a snowflake's designation? What was the approximate barometric pressure, and total precipitation accumulation at the time of "the incident"?
When you scratched the accused's automobile with your key or similar device ( henceforth referred to as "your slashing instrument") can you describe the sound of his autopaint scraping from it's underlayers / base surface? To your best estimate, what was the total combined length of the entirety of your attack , against the accused's vehicle ( suchforth declared as "his poor whip" )
My name is Raj and I will be extremely pleased to assist you with your frustrations today. Please kindly get back to me at my earliest convenience, which is within 45 minutes.
Thanks very sincerely, your friend in automobiles,,
RAJ -
2018-07-23 at 6:37 AM UTC in Only open thread if reatardedPost unpleasant, cringeworthy, andor edgy thoughts in here
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2018-07-23 at 6:24 AM UTC in what do you call a front-side 'tramp stamp'?i was thinking of a couple of tnt-bundles on each side in the shape of bows. and then like a stihl chainsaw on one side and elmer fudd mixing 2stroke oil with a jug of special-order 'race fuel' on the other side. and then a wishbone chickenwing tying it all together
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2018-07-23 at 6:16 AM UTC in what do you call a front-side 'tramp stamp'?thinking of gettin my tender underbelly inked down. i don't want to look like a weak bitch in front of the tattooter , so what's this called exactly? what kind of cool lingo can i "drop" ( not that I know what that word means ) in the "parlor" to let them know I'm not messing about?
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2018-07-23 at 6:10 AM UTC in ππWHAT TURNS YOU ON NiSππcircuits operating over 50 volts, maybe even less if I'm already wet
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2018-07-23 at 6 AM UTC in # me tooThis is my letter to my abuser. I woke up early this morning and everything was pretty chill. I went out and bought some donuts and soon enough, I was back at my computer... Shortly afte you started your heinous crime spree against my body......... You recalled one of the thanks you had issued on my posts. Not knowing what to do I STAYED SILENT. I thought it was my fault. Several times perhour I checked my user profile and felt the abuse mount up against me. One thanks taken. Two thanks taken.. Three thanks taken… Four thanks taken…. FIVE THANKS TAKEN!?!? I spiraled in and out of reality over 100 times about this by now. Now that this day is nearly over and I have suffered the loss of 5 of your thanks, I realize you have made me stronger than ever because it didn't kill me! So even though you ruined this part of me, I thank you all the same. While I was never able to pinpoint you as my abuser, that won't silence me. You work in the shadows - this is what you do - HURT PEOPLE! People who appreciate you!!!!!!!!! You are a shadow coward. Such cowardice, w0h.
I want you to know that I am stronger than you and thats why I'm writing this post. Because I don't know who you are but at the same time I pretty much know what kind of person you are and that's most of what counts isn't it? After you took your thanks back from me 5-times, I have already earned it back by become a entirely better person. And for that I will always thank you a whole lot.
Just know that your crimes are real, and I DID see them. I will find you and..... And I
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2018-07-23 at 5:31 AM UTC in What you watchin whore
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2018-07-23 at 5:24 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-07-23 at 5:21 AM UTC in how do i readgive me a crash course i have about 30 minutes to devote to this its okay if i dont get it 100 percent cause i know thats not a whole lot of time but it should be good enough to learn some good basics and then get by for now
thanks alot ill be in touch -
2018-07-23 at 5:07 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2018-07-23 at 2:45 AM UTC in People really like Thank You notes.
Originally posted by Cootehill https://science.slashdot.org/story/18/07/22/1646243/people-like-getting-thank-you-notes-research-finds
researchers always solving man's great mysteries and unknowns
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https://science.slashdot.org/story/18/07/22/1646243/people-like-getting-blow-jobs-research-finds
https://science.slashdot.org/story/18/07/22/1646243/people-like-having-nice-things-research-finds
https://science.slashdot.org/story/18/07/22/1646243/people-like-petting-their-dog–research-finds
https://science.slashdot.org/story/18/07/22/1646243/people-like-getting-drunk-but-sometimes-regret-it-later-research-finds -
2018-07-22 at 12:34 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentputting on pants so i can go to the donut store
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2018-07-21 at 7:33 PM UTC in Going to a urologist soon (I broke my cock lol)dang brah. ill keep your cock in my dreams. i mean my prayers
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2018-07-21 at 7:30 PM UTC in World on the cusp of a childless, elderly future*eats kipper snacks while wearing only boots*
these things are pretty good, nice change from a sardine - very chewy and has tons of protein and cholosterol n fat and shit -
2018-07-21 at 7:20 PM UTC in World on the cusp of a childless, elderly futureo shit iforgot they make sexrobots now. when ppl refuse to breed the world will be inhabited by sexbots
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2018-07-21 at 7:18 PM UTC in World on the cusp of a childless, elderly futurewhat happens if we run out of people ??
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2018-07-21 at 7:08 PM UTC in Lenny banned me simply because he does not like me...hey lamy why dont you come play old computer games with me
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2018-07-21 at 7:08 PM UTC in Lenny banned me simply because he does not like me...*runs a diversion*
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2018-07-21 at 6:56 PM UTC in Play ARCADIA ( free PC game, works on cheap computers too )THE H0ttest pc game!!! It's a minigame engine with online functionality, has a few good games. Used to play dis all the time when I was a keeyud.
http://synthetic-reality.com/arcadia.htm
omg download it so we can play. also for you coding ppl, you can script your own games for the engine with LUA. ( I spent a few hours playing with that but never accomplished much. I would like to make multiplayer checkers, and dominoes as some fairly easy projects. I used to have grand visions of the minigames I wanted to build, but the game is old as phukk and no ones ever online anymore.
