2018-08-10 at 9:36 PM UTC
in
This man is almost 50
yeah especially that one guy that got knocked on the head too much and he flipped the fuck out and killed his family cause he got retarded from running the ball too much
2018-08-10 at 9:19 PM UTC
in
This man is almost 50
they all lie on their statements at ellis island when they come over from vietkong
it means they get to redeem their senior citizen discounts much earlier
2018-08-10 at 8:30 PM UTC
in
Buy or pirate
i just listen to songs on pandora or jeditube. for a while I was buying my CDs from amazon, the disc would be my 'backup' and they let you download the songs if you purchase the disc which is very cool IMO. but I don't keep a music library anymore
2018-08-10 at 8:06 PM UTC
in
prank TV the show pilotscript
What is prank TV the show??? Good question, thats what I'm gonna telling you about today. prank TV the show is a big idea and it's such a big awesome deal that you can't really see it for waht it is just by reading about it, you have to actually make the show and see how viral and hilarious it is.
for example - in one episode MIKE pretends to be a plumber and when someone calls him to replace the garbage disposal, he re-routes the drain into their SWIMMING POOL. buttfuckingly hairlarious.
in another episode MIKE pretends to be a garage door business and when someone calls im to fix their door he bypasses the safety sensors and turns the door operator UP TO 100, making it smash into the ground at over 60 miles and hour.
but at the end of the show the whole camera crew comes out and laughs they're ass off at the unsespecting victim to let em know it was all a big hoax
2018-08-10 at 7:50 PM UTC
in
what will happen if you put
chewing tabaco in the cofe maker
which leads to another idea, what if you build a billy the bigmouse bass talking fish but it has a tobaco hole and when you walk by he spits his tabaco on the ground and says a good country thing like KEEP IT MOVIN NOW YALL
after she sets up the coffee maker for the next day wait till shes distracted doin laundry and go get a pitcher of water and overfill the water tank on the coffee maker right up to the brim
[)you wont believe what happens next(]
then trust me something hilarious is gonna happen later, but put a rubber band around the kitchen sprayer that way it causes a double prank
to:
United Americans of USA
ATTN:United Statesof America
1 America St Ste. USA
City of United States, United State of America
United States of America, North American Continenent
Earth World
no one even thought of this yet , hilarious you kids
i forgot to put my hypothetical NAME which will also be on the package so they know who it gOES TO.
my name will be United Statesof America
pretty good but what if the 51st US state is named United State of America and the capital city is City of United States
and then ur house is on America street and u live in a condo in suite USA so you order stuff online and u tell them to send it to
1 America St Ste USA, City of United States, United State of America, United States of America, North American Continenent
can u do better or is that as good as it gets thats what i want to know
okay i will, wortamellon sounds pretty good right now but i only have plastic forks and spoons so i might have to come up with a trick to crack it
2018-08-10 at 7:01 PM UTC
in
camelflodge
duck tape, libarry, nucular
We can all send him about like 4 private messages on national abuse lanny day and blow his inbox up, hehehehehehehehehehehe
pledge ur support for participating here and ill let u know when national lanny day is later so we strike together, we strike hard, we strike first!, we strike fast!!, and we strike alot
ill always be a poor blue collared gont that makes lanny his bitch till the day i die, I HATE EVERY DAY OF MY GARD DAMNED LIFE!!
