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Posts by D4NG0

  1. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sophie Have you ever gone swimming as a kid? Or an adult, i don't really care. To dive in from some high point all "kowabonga" like only to realize when you've hit the water that that was a bad idea. Or seen those vids where they purposefully drown rats in water that's super saturated with oxygen? (They live don't worry about it) Well, at some point you lose against the urge to breathe.

    It sounds weird but, that's how you get water in your lungs.

    Yeah, you might get a little bit as you struggle, but then your throat does indeed seal off.

    Generally, in the early stages of drowning a person holds their breath to prevent water from entering their lungs.[7] When this is no longer possible a small amount of water entering the trachea causes a muscular spasm that seals the airway and prevents further passage of water.[7] If the process is not interrupted, loss of consciousness due to hypoxia is followed rapidly by cardiac arrest.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drowning#Pathophysiology
  2. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Me too.

    Thanks.

    You are the weirdest combination of nice and degenerate.
  3. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sophie You know what i just might. Personally i've never drowned but it's supposed to be the worst thing until you go loopy from lack of oxygen. I hear it's pretty nice when that happens. That said, i prefer my lungs without water. At least on the outside.

    Supposedly, your airway closes off and you ultimately die of asphyxiation. The water enters your lungs only if you swallow a bunch while struggling. There's no direct inhaling of water afaik.

    That's just what I've heard though, could be wrong.
  4. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Octavian How about suck my dick?

    You're pretty, but you're also a washed-up unemployed drug addict. Hard pass, Adonis.
  5. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by filtration Yeah, don't cheat, don't talk to guys more than friends, and judging by the message she sent me, she's obviously been flirting, if the guy said what he said, and she probably hasn't even told him she has a boyfriend, that says a lot.

    Fair enough. Lesson learned, I guess. In the future, I'd suggest not letting the next one talk to other men, period. The only reason they do is for validation/approval. And, even if it is benign on their part, it never is on the other guy's.
  6. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by filtration If you're in a relationship, it should be the norm.

    Agreed. But it's not, so nowadays you need to make it clear. Did you ever communicate to this random thot what your expectations were?
  7. D4NG0 motherfucker
    At least I have a day job.
  8. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Yeah, I don't think anyone's going to take relationship advice from you, Bill Krozby.

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've gotten the chlamydia twice, just everyone swapping ass and fluids!
  9. D4NG0 motherfucker
    that went right over your drunk head
  10. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol. Weird that you remember that. I barely do. It was almost 20 years ago. Times have changed a tad bit.

    Uhh...

    Originally posted by filtration 'He said something to me, and I was like what' obviously he declared his love for her and she's a cunt and probably enjoys all the attention. I'm gonna fuck her best friend

    Did you set those expectations going into the relationship? That she not talk to or hang out with other men?
  11. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby sounds like you're jelly

    Not as jelly as your muscles, skinny fat boi.
  12. D4NG0 motherfucker
    What?
  13. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ I dont even get what's wrong here. She has a friend that she doesnt have feelings for and shes being honest with you about it? What is wrong with that?

    I second this. It's a problem she's hanging around other single men, but I don't get the impression your standards are very high. What is the exact infraction you are upset about here?
  14. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Gaaaayyyy

    Have you ever gone two weeks without posting a selfie?
  15. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny as do things into them.

    yes ?

    No.
  16. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny hows your boy ?

    fully groomed ?

    He showers every other day. I'd say his grooming is all right for his age. Kids are hard to keep clean since they're always getting into things.

    How's your grooming?
  17. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sophie Sorry we don't have time to help your children, we're too busy chasing rubber abusers.

    Would that be a legit substitute for you, though? A child sex doll?
  18. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Corona-chan Hopefully this kills off the entire planet

    M...Malice?
  19. D4NG0 motherfucker
    *and then everyone clapped*
  20. D4NG0 motherfucker
    or blackberry
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