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Posts by Iron Ree

  1. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Kafka I joined nis looking for an autist to befriend

    Instead you found a bunch of artists
  2. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Fawkes You’ve definitely had a finger or five rammed up your poop chute though I’m sure

    Only a tongue, actually. Calm down

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Butt hole maybe? Though that'd be messy.

    NO!!!

    THE PENIS HOLE!!!

  3. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Every guy secretly wants a girl to jam their finger in the dick hole right before we ejaculate
  4. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I'm in school with panic attacks everyday but I'm not a druggo anymore. My life is boring as hell besides dating 13y.o. and the occasional psychotic break and is unmanageable without whole medicine cabinet at once and hoping things will either get better and won't be >tfw no gf for eternities. But then again women are the world's primary source of psychotic break. Idk, life is lame and I'm hoping one day in 10 years I will have 1 functioning dopamine receptor and be able to feel something that isn't triangles. The highs of my life are expressed as seeing the maniac in my eyes and telling girls from 8th grade that I want them to act like a baby girl. The lows include absolute misery and dadfights. Years of bundy abuse has caused me to spend a whole existence as a shell of human who is aroused by empty bags of chips that have been stuck under the sofa accumulating dust and does nothing except play runescape and watch adult swim. You a heroin attic so that's probably worse.
  5. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    And don't forget to juggle the balls too, IT'S A THREE PIECE SET, LADIES!

    You can find more tips at;
    https://www.reddit.com/r/AgeGap
  6. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Kafka Is that so much to ask?

    According to a lot of guys and the dominant culture, yes. But also according to a bunch of other guys, no. Good luck trying to find which are which!
  7. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    just dissolve some cocaine in a syringe, pick and orifice and go digging
  8. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    pahe 2222111
  9. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    THEY CALL IT EXPRESSO BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU GO "EXPRESS"-o I.e FAST

  10. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    It's hard to be friends with women in the modern age and also have a girlfriend because most of them just want to treat me like another part of the "hookup culture" and I know enough guys that chase after married women and don't give a fuck to understand how warped society is

    everyone just wants to fuck fuck fuck fuck when I don't even wanna party with any girl unless she's down to mainline some cocaine in her ass so I don;t care if some 18 year old slut wants to lose her virginity to me I DON'T FUCKING CARE you wouldn't be the first and probably won't be the last
  11. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I failed sex ed for pulling my penis out in front of the entire class but if you ask me I was actually the honor student of the entire school and had to be expelled for greatness
  12. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I just left it there, been shitting blood for years, don't give a fuck

    REAL RECOGNIZE REAL
  13. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina zincs are nothing but trans-aluminum

    Tin is a bitch metal for third worlders
  14. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    https://nhentai.net/tag/full-packaged-futanari/
  15. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Ghost io always imagined we would all meet up and be besties gal pals and all have raspberry panna cottas and talk smack on the DHers at a picnic with lots of booze and weed and cocaine some day but I GUESS NOT!!!!
    👿🤬😡😠💢😤
  16. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Kafka in the end it turned into a BDSM relationship.

    this also happens sometimes
  17. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    yup. I have had many gal pals over the years but It's not very common, most guys are only interested in interacting with females for the purposes of sex or dating and earnestly believe "you can't be friends with women" which is just insane to me I always had a group of male/female friends in school and if it wasn't for my gal pals I would not have been hooked up with their friends and gotten laid as much.

    I think it's a very unfortunate thing lost on a hypersexualized society because when I read accounts of people from the 50's it sounded more similar to my life having some casual gal pals and I seem to have more in common with people of the past than modern "tinder woke dating sex SEX INCEL hookup" culture

    Originally posted by Ghost I prefer having female friends to male ones, and I have a girlfriend, projecting much, tara?



    There is nothing in this world that can match a platonic male/female friendship where they can sit around on a friday night watching movies being bored and NOT having sex with each other!!!

    even when you push the boundry of tension like when she wants to take her bra off and is too lazy to go into another room and says close your eyes and you say "yup they are closed" and then just look at her tits and shes like UGH GET A GOOD LOOK PERVERT and i'm like nice tits lol

    That's is a classic female male platonic friend moment, nobody gets horny, it leads to nothing. Maybe you smoke some weed together and she's your psychdedelic trip buddy or something but IN THE MEDIA IT ALWAYS LEADS TO SEX OR LOVE WHICH RUINS THE WHOLE FUCKING IDEA!! ANY TIME THERE'S A SHOW WITH A GOOD FEMALE/MALE PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP IT ALWAYS GETS FUCKED UP BY HORNY KIKE INCEL WRITERS THAT ARE UNABLE TO HANDLE SUCH A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE IT REQUIRES SOMETHING MOST MODERN MEN DON'T HAVE, MATURITY. BELIEVE ME I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE HAD LOTS OF GOOD PLATONIC GAL PALS AND THEY DISH TO ME ABOUT THE INADEQUACIES OF THEIR BOYFRIENDS!!
  18. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    It's actually in the downstairs storage. I found it while cleaning her bedroom before we moved here in a pencil case of art supplies and pokemon/MTG cards. And yes, I did briefly insert it into my rectum so I could complete the ritual and fully bond our souls together
  19. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    If everyone busted a nut at the exact same time and started posting you would notice a radical change in dynamics and attitudes, just saying. How about 7pm EST folkx?
  20. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
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