Originally posted by Sudo
Are u even 4klft certified?
As a matter of fact I am. Not like any of the managers know, it's my ace in the Pocket in case I get in trouble for doing something bone headed like get an elevator stuck
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I had a dream that it was today and I went to work on my day off and forgot my phone and then for some reason I walked home. During the walk I noticed a utility pole was on fire at the bottom and someone walked up with a phone in their hands saying "I'm not a fucking idiot it's ON FIRE" and I heard the operator say "we can't respond unless it's a class 2 or higher" the guy said "it will be soon"
and then I kept walking and noticed another utility pole on fire, all of them suddenly started to combust quickly and reach the trees and spread to houses, then I got hit with embers and tried to run away and I noticed houses blowing up, fire, explosions, the sky shattered like glass, the ground started to crumble I shouted "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING" I saw the guy with the phone and grabbed him and yelled "IT'S THE END TIMES! THE CHRISTIANS WERE RIGHT!" right at that moment we both turned into skeletons and were instantly vaporized, I saw my death, I saw my bones and saw the world die
It said "This is the end" and I was being whisked off into the afterlife. You are still alive when you die, it's pretty chill actually. I refused to believe this is how my life ends and woke myself up hoping I had one more day to abuse drugs and drink as much as possible
good morning
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Originally posted by Wariat
Anyway the crazy fucking nigger i met that night ive never seen in my life even thugh they was actually quite a bit hotter than the previous nigger. but this nigger was selfish he wouldnt let me suck dick (I never fuked the previous one either btw which are two diff people) and put a condom on and basically it was the most boring sex ever. oh yea i ate his bu@@y too like a slave.
wow that's crazy how you got raped buy niggers and begged for more
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Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence
The pathetic part is that Scron is acting like his first time WORKING is something to celebrate. It isn't, it is graduating from subhuman leech upon societal resources to a baseline, standard-issue functional human being who at least attempts to contribute.
All it says is that he has lead an exceptionally shitty, unproductive life
im old you stupid fuck probably older thn you
not like i've done anything with my life feels like i've done this all a million times before and if anything society leeches from hardworking people like me which I how I keep ending up in such degenerarte depressive suicial destructive lifestyles, I don't blame anyone else but myself. I should be dead but I have to go to work tomorrow.
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
Oh god the cheese factory. One gont is all it takes to turn my day around.
I try to be quiet and act normal and professional. I say "good morning how are you this fine day" to Co worker#1
"Oh you know just pissed off at reality, myself, desperate to change my entire life and regretting every decision I ever made"
I'm just like ya bro same here at least its nice out.
Now I have to motivate depressed aimless gonts all day.
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Guys Lil sporty created this website and if u don't like the way he runs it submit a pull request
Originally posted by RIPtotse
Wh0s lenny?
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