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Have any of you actually

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    ever had webcam sex or sex with someone lng distance over video call like on whatsapp or a dating site? and if so how long was it after you met them online?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I've been doing that since I was a teenager

    Haven't you?

    One time I was bored and horny at my friend's house and he was passed out so I went on stickcam and got girls AIM and saw LivE TITS I was like damn I gotta get her number

    And then she called me while I was hanging out with my girlfriend and my girlfriend picked up OH MAN EGG IN MY FACE
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I've been doing that since I was a teenager

    Haven't you?

    One time I was bored and horny at my friend's house and he was passed out so I went on stickcam and got girls AIM and saw LivE TITS I was like damn I gotta get her number

    And then she called me while I was hanging out with my girlfriend and my girlfriend picked up OH MAN EGG IN MY FACE

    if that bitch ever calls again i'll kill her 😤
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai if that bitch ever calls again i'll kill her 😤

    You should kill her anyway, just to assert your dominance.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung You should kill her anyway, just to assert your dominance.

    How do you suppose Lucy would go about killing a girl who is completely anonymous at this point?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ How do you suppose Lucy would go about killing a girl who is completely anonymous at this point?

    First Lucy should discover her identity. Then kill her when she knows who she is looking for. 👍
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We need the phone records from when she called.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Meikai if that bitch ever calls again i'll kill her 😤

    it's okay, I don't even remember her name. I do remember the tits though which is illegal since she was underaged at the time

    Originally posted by mmQ We need the phone records from when she called.

    it was my teenage keebo phone number from pre 2012 no fucking way I would ever remember that unless I had several hypnotherapy sessions

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Were you on a contract or cell plan?
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Man those RZR (and their Chinese cousin KRZR) phones were fucking sharp and hard. You could skip those off a roadway and watch them bounce across the street and it wouldn't faze it. Spectral used to put them in his high powered slingshot and shoot planes out of the sky with them
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by mmQ Were you on a contract or cell plan?

    pay as you go with telus
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood pay as you go with telus

  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    my drug dealer bought the same minutes :(
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Meikai if that bitch ever calls again i'll kill her 😤

    Can't the two of you both jack off and be happy?
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Sudo Man those RZR (and their Chinese cousin KRZR) phones were fucking sharp and hard. You could skip those off a roadway and watch them bounce across the street and it wouldn't faze it. Spectral used to put them in his high powered slingshot and shoot planes out of the sky with them

    pretty sure that post wouldn't scare him but he has a lot of XP so hes bound to have seen a thing or two. ive already met up with most of my space negro heros but not spectraL- and honestly i dont know if itrs possible because i dont have all my shots and boosteiers and time just keeps ticking. its pretty much just like ferris bueller said if you blink you missed it and thats all you get , thats how they get you
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor pretty sure that post wouldn't scare him but he has a lot of XP so hes bound to have seen a thing or two. ive already met up with most of my space negro heros but not spectraL- and honestly i dont know if itrs possible because i dont have all my shots and boosteiers and time just keeps ticking. its pretty much just like ferris bueller said if you blink you missed it and thats all you get , thats how they get you

    trouble sleeping, Scron?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my drug dealer bought the same minutes :(

    you buy online.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by WellHung trouble sleeping, Scron?

    its no trouble at all fatman, whats your excuse maybe i should come slap the fuck out of you for being a tubby lardo would you like that
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor its no trouble at all fatman, whats your excuse maybe i should come slap the fuck out of you for being a tubby lardo would you like that

    More than you will ever know.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    okay guy who sucks one thumb and puts the other up his ass while waiting for adderall refill ill spice your life up before you can say wutfor
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