Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I quit my job this morning, went in super drunk and fucked off and ent up leaving. Met up with this gutter punk slut at the bus stop and we smoked some bud. She's pretty hott but kinda smelled bad. We walked around the neighborhood and I walked her to where she lives under an underpass with her old man "literally an old man" and the old man was kinda frothy and started calling her a bitch and what not whatever.. I wouldn't want to live with that dude. Basically trolled the guy until he told us to both leave. I stayed up all night and decided to go to mitt romneys plasma center in my hood because I really need money until I start my new job monday. I stuck out like a sore thumb because I was the only person there that wasn't black / a cholo and I was wearing short shorts instead fubu or pink sweat pants that says "PORK" on the rear.
I hate needles despite using them a lot but they use really big needles and its in you for like 40 minutes.. They interviewed me and asked me a bunch of weird questions like if I have sex men and if I've ever accepted money or drugs in exchange for sex and the lady that was interviewing me had to document my tattoos and she asked what one of them was and I said a triangle and she asked me how to spell triangle… and then she asked me about another tattoo and I told her its an ape.. and she asked me how do you spell ape..
kinda gross. But anyways they gave me a physical, I was luckily wearing my calvin klien micro fiber briefs that show off my sweet ass and package because the doctor was fucking hott as fuck and called me sweety. I was really blushing the entire time but she was going over my medical records and mentioned how I have prostitis. (I have an enlarged prostate and it gives me problems for the last few years) and that she will have to do a prostate exam. I faked a false outrage, I was like "ahhhh man, are you really serious?!.." And she was like Mr. Monks its important that you specifically get one at least every 9 months so we will know if its something more insidious. (I have to go to austin urology and have seen several doctors because it is a legit problem) But sure I was faking an outrage but in my head I was like "YES YES YES YES FUCK YES!!"
She went to go get Bacteriostatic lubercating jelly and she came back in and told me to pull down my underwear, at this point I was to lose it really hard. she was fucking hott. I always come across sexy nurses, doctors, and detectives.. why? And I was thinking to myself holy shit this about to happen. And she said I promise I'll be quick sweety and I said under my breath, "my body is ready.." and she said "excuse me?" and I said "do whut?" and then I said "oh nothing"
She throttled me real well.. I'm pretty sure I made a jeeeeert sound somewhere in the entire thing, I was exhausted and even broke a sweat, she told me she thinks I'm fine but its definitely enlarged. It felt so fucking good I completely ignored the faggot med student that was there smiling watching.
Anyways they I gave my plasma which helps save lives, And they confirmed that I don't have hiv, the syph or anything else so they gave me 60 bucks and when I was leaving I got to spin a wheel like on the game shows and I got an extra 10 bucks (lol what kinda crack head shit is this?)
But yeah after that I went to burger tx for a burger and above burger tx is barflys my favorite place to drink and had a few shots and I talked to my favorite drummer, the gont from ringo deathstarr. But yeah I haven't had any attention from a woman in about three weeks but this doctor rocked my world and my booty. I would do it again I had an instant crush on her. It felt so fucking good, the only thing that could of made it better is if I crammed tek up my asshole before going in, but I didn't know I was gonna have a prostate exam…
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Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
You couldnโt have worded this more awkwardly, but your rightโฆ..this forum essentially consists of 6-8 posters with multiple accounts posting the same toxic bullshit day after day, month after month, and year after year.
Any time an actual โnew posterโ finds this place itโs only a matter of time before they tire of the incessant juvenile bullshit posted by the same profiles, and they disappear. This place is stagnantโฆ.has been since I first landed here.
Itโs becoming increasingly more obvious to me that when you surround yourself with losers you eventually start acting like a loser and engaging in the same shit these toxic idiots here spend their days doing, attempting to drag everyone down to their level with the same lame insults and used up comebacksโฆ..itโs patheticโฆ.this is what Iโve sunk to here in this cesspool of human waste.
You see I do recognize the posting styleโฆthe targetsโฆ.the retarded responses with the same spelling errors and grammatical mistakes to boot.
The same toxic losers polluting everything around themโฆโฆthis place is a perfect example of the fact that what these 6-8 posters, who post all day every day regardless of the profile theyโre posting from post, is simply a reflection of their putrid pathetic livesโฆโฆlashing out because misery needs company and what better place to seek likeminded miserable losers.
That said Iโll thank you for reminding me of what Iโve kind of known deep down for quite some time since finding this dump.
Iโm better than thisโฆand if I continue to allow myself to be dragged into the swamp with you losers karma will bounce that shit right back into my path.
Donโt bother with your overused kindergarten comments to this post because Iโm out.
Internet bullies who prey on others do so because they are broken people who are in pain, their behavior is a cry for help, help I honestly hope yโall get the help you need.
๐๐ผ๐๐ผ Later Losers
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Originally posted by Narc
But that's why you like it, isn't it?
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no, the human ass is actually a pretty robust organ. I have worn girls out pussies in a few years more than once, you can feel them physically change in depth and structure as time goes on. The ass is completely different and is resistant even after years of abuse there are only slight changes, which makes it difficult to mold like a clay into a fine piece of pottery that you can fit your entire hand inside but what you can control is a persons reflexes and muscles and nerve ending control
most girls never go knuckle deep in their ass (until they meet me) so those skills aren't able to develop. It's definitely a skill
anything past half a fists length and diameter is getting into very dicey territory though, you better know what you're doing or you might risk serious injury or death if you have untrimmed nails and puncture someones insides trying to worm up their guts
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
lol. Ur chemistry smart young frewn . Get lost ya weird
yeah i'm a master chemist in the bedroom that specializes in EXPLOSIVE reactions ;) dm Elbow butthole pics
This was named for Joseph LeConte, a Civil War chemist and teacher at the University. He had conceived a plan to produce nitrates, which were in scarce supply, by collecting urine from the folks who were not fighting and converting it to sodium nitrate, or โsaltpeterโ in the armory on Arsenal Hill. This led to an apocryphal statement by a Union soldier that it was bad enough to be hit by a Reb bullet but dis-tressing to know that it was propelled by the patriotism of Southern women.
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Originally posted by jerryb
First mmq and now Meikai lol. Two of the calmest people here, I may have missed it but I've never seen Meikai be nasty to anyone.
No, she's right. We are both pieces of shit, we fucked up. deploreable human beings and are going to sin against one another as punishment. We can always do better, 40 lashes each from the latex strap and a double dose of D*X*M
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
I've literally never seen FreePascal code before. What the hell does it run on?
MS-DOS maybe?
All of the 80's and 90's BBS software all used pascal. Trade wars 2002, etc. The original TOTSE BBS was probably written in pascal. It's a blessed language like HolyC
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