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  1. You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes.

    EEEEEEEEE!

    Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!

    There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.

    And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out. All because you want to save a couple extra pennies.
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  2. Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal that was just for the photo you retard
    after I put on some ranch dressing and stirred everything

    that isn't even a good flavor profile, sounds like you just mixed random shit in your fridge

    You people don't appreciate how much effort went into my all american salad. The night started off with an early dinner, we made tacos and there was a lot left over

    Many hours later after I had some drinks we both were hungry and looked at each other and at the same time said "TACO SALAD!"

    1.5 - 2 lbs Ground Beef cooked and well drained
    1 head Iceberg Lettuce shredded
    1 Green Pepper diced
    1 Red Pepper diced
    5 Green Onions chopped
    2 Tomatoes diced
    1.5 cups Cheddar Cheese grated
    1 bag Cheese Nacho Chips crush in bag before opening
    1 envelope Taco Seasoning
    1 bottle French Dressing
    Salsa and Sour Cream as desired

    So i got this recipe and decided to toast the taco shells because they are a lil bit stale, it made them so crunchy and good. Then I busted out the lettuce, green pepper, tomato and onion and chot it all up and mixed it will with the left over taco meat and then i realized I needed french dressing. I looked EVERYWHERE looking for anything close.. and then I found it.. a full sealed bottle of french dressing in the back of my cupboard where I keep dry things and misc!!!!!

    I FOUND FUCKING FRENCH DRESSING THAT SHIT WAS AMAZING

    Also lots of cheese on that motherfucker. It lasted two of us until afternoon the next day, I will get HTS to post about how amazing my cooking is. You're just jealous you don't have a cute trap waifu to cook all american salad for

    Originally posted by Technologist Scron,
    I love taco salad with lots of sour cream. Ask HTS if Iโ€™m invited for dinner.๐Ÿ˜

    it was soooooo good i dont think ive ever made it before.

    you can come over and eat taco salad out of her ass like I do
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  3. I was really drunk and high and toasted the tortilla shells first and was also squeezing my girlfriends nipples when she walked by
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  4. He got a better mc base than u
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  5. Americans are all a bunch of faggots I hope there's a big shootijg today
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  6. Americans are all faggots
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  7. Dude america is great you can play minecraft
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  8. You start off the week on monday with an egg it has every chance of being a good one
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  9. Move to Canada lets play minecraft full time

    forget shell we will get you a nice big dick tranny to put you in your place

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  10. i was walking to get my morning coffee and there was a sketchy homeless dude that kept turning his body away from me looking like he was trying to conceal a crack pipe or a gun so I was keeping my eye on him staying frosty as I walked past he got up, wrapped a HUMAN FOOT in a plastic bag and briskly walked away
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  11. Men, especially white men, are lonely virgin losers that don't interact with women. 40% of men under the age of 35 haven't had sex in over a year. 25% of men under 30 have never had a gf. White men make up 80% of ALL suicides in the United States despite making up only 30% of the population. And yet we're all supposed to only care about women and how life is fucked up for them and it's all men's fault. How young men need to "man up" and work jobs where they earn more than her (despite women getting preferential treatment in jobs and college advancement), need to stop having any hobbies that are deemed childish or a waste of time just so they can make a woman's life better and so she can sit on her fat ass and do whatever she wants, and how it's all men's fault that women are getting pumped and dumped by Chad's and either are childless ex-whores at 40 or are single mom sluts.

    White women are the most egregious because they are the most entitled and benefit the most from the system while also shitting on white men the whole way through.

    Fuck this society and especially fuck women.
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  12. They are a symptom of women destroying society. Feminism is masculine and swaps gender roles so now men have to become females because cis women don't act like females anymore
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  13. No I dominate those little whores and they drool over me with hearts in their eyes and whisper "daddy.." under their breath when I'm around

    You have to understand it's just their hormones though and some girls are into older college aged guys.

    Sometimes you just have to pat them on the head and tell them to find a nice boy their age to deflower
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  15. Can i tag along

    I got fat dong heh heh
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  16. DONBASS FOR LIFE
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  17. People say the game is good now that all the kids moved on to fortnite but it was always good it's not like an MMO. I used to play 4chan anarchy servers with swastikas and people spamming nigger

    Also having a server and getting a bunch of kids to play on it is the best thing ever. You have wholesome moments where a cute little girl shows you her build and it's actually really good or you can destroy some child's hopes and dreams and grief them and leave signs telling them to kill themselves
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  18. I am working on a megaproject that will turn this untamed wilds into HOLY GROUND FOR THE MINEOLITH

    OUR GOAL IN THE WILDERNESS IS TO DIG BENEATH THE BEDROCK AND STUDY THE MYSTERY OF THE VOID

    WE CLAIM ALL YOU SEE HERE IN THIS MAP EXCEPT COMRADE ALLIES SOY AND LUIGIS RESPECTED BASES

    ALL HAIL THE GLORY OF BEDROCK AND THE WONDERS OF THE VOID. OUR OBELISK WILL TOUCH THE SKYBOX AND BE EXPOSED TO THE SACRED BEDROCK

    TODAY WE MAKE OUR BANNER AND ANNOUNCE OURSELVES TO THIS WORLD

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  19. I just woke up faggot

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  20. How to buy meth:

    Walk up to any homeless person and say "I know you're part of the police and RCMP organized drug task force that sells government cocaine and I just wanted to purchase a gram of meth from you"

    Then When they start wigging out you say "don't forget your police training! Stay calm under pressure"

    They all actually do work for the RCMP and police selling government cocaine so they will act angry and do the ooga booga to scare you off but if you stand your ground and tell them you just want a gram no hassle they will call their government handlers and you get stuff made in government labs by jedi scientists
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