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Everyone loves lego, right?

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    Lego is the best stuff ever. Its fun, lasts forever, can be used to build anything, and is nearly indestructible.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Lol when I was like four years old my mom was a stay at home mom and had a lot of free time on her hands.. she built a huge Lego house and told me to go open the front door.. I went and did it and there was a little Lego man inside smiling at me..

    I flipped out really bad and ran to the other room and watched the Flintstones
    . It's stuck with me for years..
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    ZIGGY Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Lol when I was like four years old my mom was a stay at home mom and had a lot of free time on her hands.. she built a huge Lego house and told me to go open the front door.. I went and did it and there was a little Lego man inside smiling at me..

    I flipped out really bad and ran to the other room and watched the Flintstones
    . It's stuck with me for years..

    Are you scared of smiling men? My mom never did things like that with me she was too busy being a slut to care
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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    Lego is the best stuff ever. Its fun, lasts forever, can be used to build anything, and is nearly indestructible.

    Please god let somebody bring back eugenics
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fox Please god let somebody bring back eugenics

    It's already been Broughton
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    Yeah Lego is litty as fuck. When I was a kid in the 90's and early 2000's my parents grew weed and would buy entire sets of lego for birthday and christmas.

    I had ALL the Star Wars Lego when they remastered the first 3 movies and Phantom Menace. I had all the Lego Harry potter, the entire Hogwarts Castle, the full Lego Movie Maker set that came with a logitek webcam that I used to send nudes to pedophiles on AOL chatrooms.



    This is some of the oldest sets I remember getting when I was maybe 7 years old. Johnny Thunder is a pimp

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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Stepping on Lego s as a father seemed like a new experience.. I don't remember that feeling as a child.
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    Also my parents bought me all the obscure technical Lego sets like rubber band cars, gears and remote control machine things with an IR controller, motors and pulleys. I was pretty young when I messed with that stuff so I never really did anything cool with it.

    This is the exact book I had it came with a bag of rare parts to make things like a candy dispensing machine



    I had an entire bucket for gears. I had so much Lego that we had to store it in giant tupperware tubs and there was 5-6 of them completely filled and trying to find those damn 1 stud transparent crystals was impossible.

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    I also had a fuck ton of Bionicle and I remember reading on the internet that if you collected all of them you could decode a hidden message or something that would give you a URL for the instructions on how to make THE GOD OF BIONICLE from all of them and it was a giant evil looking spider worm thing or some shit. That's what I believed until I met a kid with richer parents than mine and he had all the obscure bionicle I read about online but they were like $200 sets. I can't remember the name or find anything similar but it was kinda like this but 4x as big.

    Bionicle was a good scam they would sell SINGLE PIECES (the masks) a pack of 2 for $5 and I had a very large collection. There was rare masks and sometimes you would get a duplicate and have to trade it at skool for yugioh cards or something.



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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Lego my eggo.
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Fuck Your Lego obsessions ..just go to legoland
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Fuck Your Lego obsessions ..just go to legoland



    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Fuck Your Lego obsessions ..just go to legoland

    Just eat your eggo before you go.
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun Just eat your eggo before you go.

    Drive your Lego car to legoland after you eat your Lego and ham.
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh fuck! They made a lego TV show, WTF?
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    So placing 60 layers of plate Legos between a car door or walls of a house could make a decent bullet proofing?
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    Originally posted by Fuck Your World So placing 60 layers of plate Legos between a car door or walls of a house could make a decent bullet proofing?

    Yes you can also use legos to manufacture the lower receiver of ar-15 or polymer framed pistol. That way you don’t need to do a background check
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    Originally posted by Fuck Your World So placing 60 layers of plate Legos between a car door or walls of a house could make a decent bullet proofing?

    Only works for 9mm
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Yes you can also use legos to manufacture the lower receiver of ar-15 or polymer framed pistol. That way you don’t need to do a background check

    they would of passed through Airports too until that microwave booth was invented by Bush's fam

    It picked up a snot tissue I left in my pocket.. I got patted down and yelled ta for not taking it out. I mean WTF. it's one thin kleenex with a dried up booger in it .
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