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2024-07-01 at 10:32 PM UTC in People who like kids are pussies
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2024-07-01 at 2:30 PM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERSWhat I don't understand is how the mouth drooling tiktok skibidi teenagers this game is designed for enjoy this shit.
► Diaz
Diaz was our most disappointing Mayor, so we have almost entirely reworked her. She now offers a new event, improvements to Shen's Auction and Special, and a unique perk that affects future elections!
Struggling to find where the new NPCs are at? /warp stonks has you covered.
New Perk: Volume Trading
Double the item quantity from Shen's Auction, Shen's Special, and Rift Shen's on the year Diaz is elected. Two additional Shen’s Special auctions will be available for the duration of Diaz being elected as Mayor.
New Event Perk: Stock Exchange
Diaz is bringing more Stock of Stonks into circulation. Stock of Stonks can be obtained from the Stonks Auction and winning bids for items in the Dark Auction and Shen’s Auctions. Talk to Diaz while she’s elected with this perk to bid for Stock of Stonks and trade in your Stock of Stonks in for some cool new items!
New Perk: Long Term Investment
The elected minister will appear in the next election with all of their available perks.
Designer’s Note: The Bank Interest perk is the removed perk, 10x NPC buy limits as a perk still exists.
➥ Moar Shen’s!
With this update, Shen's Auctions will be offered twice a year rather than just once.
Mayor Diaz's Volume Trading perk will do three things:
Double the number of Shen's Auctions yet again for that year (for a total of 4)
Double the number of items at all Shen's Auctions for that year
A new permanent item will be added to Shen's Special (if there are items available)
Designer's Note: Only Shen's Auctions that end during Diaz's term will have doubled items.
➥ Stock of Stonks Usage
Back in early 2020 we introduced the Stock of Stonks, a test item that coincided with the release of the Bazaar. This item has never had any use, only speculative value, at least until today.
Mayor Diaz's Stock Exchange perk will introduce significantly more Stock of Stonks into the economy, but it will also allow you to trade them in for some new items:
Golden Fragment
Costs x3 Stock of Stonks
Use x8 Golden Fragments to upgrade one of the following:
Daedalus Axe
Midas' Sword
Midas Staff
Avaricious Chalice
Costs x50 Stock of Stonks
Use x1 Avaricious Chalice along with other items to upgrade the Emerald Ring to the Emerald Artifact
Use x4 Avaricious Chalice along with other items to upgrade the Crown of Greed into the Crown of Avarice
Item Idea Credit: ChocolateTimbits
Freshly-Minted Coins
Costs x1 Stock of Stonks (capped at 5,000 global purchases every 4 hours)
Used in various amounts to obtain the following:
Scavenger Ring/Artifact
Ring/Artifact/Relic of Coins
Scavenger VI
Costs x20 Stock of Stonks
Designer's Note: The price of each item in terms of Stock of Stonks cost is subject to change.
➥ Obtaining Stock of Stonks
As the Stock of Stonks is receiving new uses, we only thought it would be fair to finally give it some more permanent methods of obtaining.
Stonks Auction
Located in the Stonks Exchange, Richard is how you will access the brand new Stonks Auction. These Auctions are global, with one happening each SkyBlock month (every ~10 hours). The Top 100 bidders each receive 25 Stock of Stonks, followed by 15 Stock of Stonks for Top 500, 10 for Top 1000, and so on. -
2024-06-22 at 3:57 PM UTC in US freedoms Kasperskytime to start using kapersky
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2024-07-01 at 4:13 PM UTC in Easy way to get women talking about sex
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2024-07-01 at 2:50 PM UTC in Easy way to get women talking about sex
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2024-07-01 at 12:39 AM UTC in Easy way to get women talking about sexI have very deep stimulating conversations about wide ranging topics and touch on very complex subjects in an open way which causes people to open up to me about their deepest sexual fantasies especially when they realize how fucked up I am you just gotta let them know you're a dawg and they can tell you about the buttplug they current have inserted or wish was inserted, and the reasons why
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2024-06-30 at 11:55 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hinthe grabbed me by the butt pussy and fed me the worlds smallest mushroom on a gold platter
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2024-07-01 at 12:54 AM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)Move around
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2024-07-01 at 12:39 AM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)YOu tell them don't tell them!
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2024-06-30 at 5:11 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hintoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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2024-06-30 at 1:23 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hintwow you people are toxic
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2024-06-30 at 1:24 PM UTC in I don't like when foods are different colors but taste the same
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2024-06-30 at 1:04 AM UTC in Seriuosly considering getting into IPoAC and Pigeon posthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeon_post
I have a big window perfect for a birds and I could easily send a USB drive from my window to Buffalo NY in an hour which is way faster than any mail service and I could charge a fraction of the price that UPS would
The only problem is I can't think of many useful implementations for this service. Any ideas folx?Steps and Legal Considerations
Customs Declarations: Our company will declare mail and packages being transported across borders through standardized customs processes, both electronically and with physical documentation. For pigeons carrying mail, we will create a specific protocol for declaring items carried by pigeons.
Pre-Flight Declaration: Before releasing the pigeons, [Your Company Name] will submit electronic customs declarations for the items being transported, similar to how items transported by truck or plane are declared. Small, waterproof containers will be attached to the pigeons, carrying documentation such as customs declaration forms and item descriptions in miniature format.
In-Transit Reporting: We will implement GPS tracking for pigeons to monitor their flight paths and ensure they cross the border at designated points, sharing this information with customs authorities in real-time. Pre-approval from customs authorities will be obtained to use this unique method of transport, ensuring they understand and approve of the tracking and reporting measures.
Arrival and Inspection: Upon arrival in the U.S., designated personnel from [Your Company Name] will retrieve the pigeons and present them, along with their cargo, to customs officers for inspection. Pigeons will also undergo health checks to comply with import regulations concerning live animals.
Delivery Process: Once cleared by customs, the items carried by the pigeons will be integrated into [Your Company Name]’s regular delivery network for final delivery to recipients. -
2024-06-28 at 3:50 PM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERS
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2024-06-23 at 6:56 PM UTC in Im Crape!hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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2024-06-27 at 1:10 PM UTC in Just hearing Julian Assange is being freedRAPIST!!!!!
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2024-06-26 at 6:23 PM UTC in People I HATE!!! and reasons why :p
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2024-06-24 at 6:42 PM UTC in Do women lie more than men?I don't see the point of doing that. I'm a fan of small critters but for the greater good of science sometimes you need to test a batch of dope or something on rats, it happens. I don't see the same justifications for cosmetics, you aren't doing any scientific research just formulations.
Just test the shit on people but oh no THE PESKY LAW AND GOBERMENT SAYS HUMAN TESTING IS WRONG well I say theres nothing wrong about offering homeless people $100 for medical tests -
2024-06-26 at 2:08 PM UTC in Couple crack related questions.yes and everyone in 100 miles will hear the lighter flicking and see the sudden burst of light from the crack under the door and even in the apartment building across the street and someone looking in your window can see the flick flick flick of the lighter all night long and is either planning to rob you or call the police. You must completely seal the environment.