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Posts That Were Thanked by the man who put it in my hood

  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I went out and bought a inexpensive TCL Chinese made tv. a 32 inch for 120 bucks.

    I am going to now hook this mini computer up to the TV and use it as a Computer Monitor.

    Then I am going to drop my pants and boxer shorts and take a big greasy shit with a hang-rim center of the monitor, and top it off with the TP as a cherry on the top that I use to wipe off my ass with.

    then take a photo of it and print it up with all of the perverted shit this cock sucker says, and make like 500 copies and hire someone in Warsaw to just lift them above the city center with a quad copter and drop them on a bright and sunny day when everyone is out and about. With Macy's faggot face on it and the best quotes of perversion from him
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  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I recently acquired a coffee bean grinder in a feeble attempt to feel more classy only to realize it is a huge fucking waste of my time grinding these damn little beans when I can buy stuff pre-ground.
    In an effort to not to be defeated I did buy some pre-ground coffee but only because it was SUCH A GOOD DEAL yet it just isn't the same.
    Yesterday I even went and got k-cups of some girly shit thinking it was okay because it is fancy but it too tasted like hot piss.
    This shit I am drinking now tastes more like a tea than a coffee.



    I want some Folgers in my cup.
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  3. Funny how you never hear about the Stephen of the Beast, or the Wayne of the Beast, or even Joe of the Beast.
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    WINGS PAY MY BILLS
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WINGS PAY MY BILLS
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Me and Oct are starting a band called "The Nonce Gonts." We already have 216 million plays on Spotify without any songs. Just people listening to a robot saying the band name over and over again.
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  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    In a wreck, need a check?
    Call the fona fone today to get the compensation YOU deserve!
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my window froze


    That's just freezer Pete flying through. He probably did some other things too.
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  10. Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if anyone has ever shoved a thumb drive up their ass using their thumb and didn't think about it til after and then they chuckled and the thumb drive plopped out and then theyblaughed even more

    I remember on tech tv they put a USB drive up a guys ass on the show , it was connected to a file server and they had the viewers access the files inside the body. Why would they do that
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  11. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Smh

    Envy is the religion of the mediocre. It comforts them, it soothes their worries, and finally it rots their souls, poor wretches like themselves go through life without leaving any trace but their threadbare attempts to belittle others and by the simple fact of their existence, show their own poorness of spirit, mind, and guts.

    Pathetic
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  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Smh
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  13. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Y'all need girlfriends

    What they really need are some meds & a life
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You should've INTENSIFIED YOUR HELICOPTERING and yelled at him "IM SORRY SIR I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUNDS OF MY CHOPPER BLADES WHIRLING!"
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  15. They're a good generation. Support you're local zoomers
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra if you made it to Indiana it probably wouldn't be hard to fuck him and his mother

    I sense a Chris Chan type situation approaching...
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley i think hikki is kinda attractive tbh

    if you made it to Indiana it probably wouldn't be hard to fuck him and his mother
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  18. That bitch keeps creating new profiles and then disappearing after a few days..then creating a new profile etc etc. My guess is he's leaching internet when he can because mom hasn't been sucking enough black cocks to make ends meet.
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  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
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  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    1 more thread response a d I'll own the new threads page u fuckers
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