yeah i like rimming......... the basketball goal when im on THE COURT
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i cut a line on my arm once wasnt a smart idea I only did it because I was crazy because of my schitzofrenia at the time i had visions of me cutting myself and running over people with the work truck and so I thought there was cameras everywhere I did like a look at the ceiling to the dot on my ceiling and yelled is this what you want and started cutting myself went to work the next day wearing a sweater with a small blood stain on it in like blistering hot temperatures because i didnt wanna show off my cut this is why I have a rat tattoo on my arm to cover the scar.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
hebephile = paedophile with a thesaurus
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2022-03-16 at 12:12 AM UTC
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He's talking about marriage
Originally posted by RIPtotse
Wtf are u talking about now? Your dead dads ghost wants to marry you or some shit?
kys
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People who cut lines are the same kind of people that leave shopping carts strewn all over the parking lot instead of just taking it to the cart return.
Line cutters also includes those assholes on the freeway that fuck everything up when traffic has to merge into one lane. They go on the shoulder, race past everybody, then badger their way into the front of the line at the very end of the lane.
If any child shows line-cutting tendencies they should be promptly kneed in the ballsack and locked in a closet under the stairs for a week like Harry Potter.
The only way to purify society: Organize some kind of event like "All citizens receive a dozen cupcakes for free if you just come to X location and wait in line for your turn." There needs to be some kind of cupcake gestapo that watches the line. When someone cuts in line, they are handcuffed, escorted off from the line and thrown into a large 20 foot deep ditch in the ground. At the end of the free cupcake event, a bulldozer come by and fills in the hole full of line-cutters, burying them alive.
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Shut up and have another drink you trust fund Nonce.
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2022-03-11 at 6:25 PM UTC
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Work lunch thread
I crumple up a frozen freezer Pete in mine and I leave it under a pile of coats until lunch time so it's mostly warmed up and edible and then I simply sit back and enjoy.
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2022-03-11 at 5:17 PM UTC
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Fona 3-11-2022
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Took 45 minutes of hard labor but I got my desk cleaned off.
Now just 8 boltaroos and I should have it is twoos.
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2022-03-11 at 4:26 PM UTC
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Are you guys into chicks
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
its time to order chicks down at true value, they have many colors and ethnicity's as well as mixed breed. you can get 50 or 500 if you want but you have to place the order in the next ten days
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Wariat soaking up the fake news like its' gravy on a plate and he's a white piece of bread.
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2022-03-09 at 10:53 PM UTC
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GFuys this is fuking nuts
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Wariat
its fucking weird as fuck she just sent me a <33 like asking if im udner or above 33.
that's a heart you fucking retard
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2022-03-09 at 9:08 PM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
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2022-03-09 at 1:19 PM UTC
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Guys I wanted to remind you
Originally posted by Wariat
There is a saying I learned in California that I want to repeat again:
Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see.
Because they might turn out to be undercover cops.
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2022-03-09 at 7:23 AM UTC
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Poland is dogshit
Originally posted by Wariat
NO ONE SPEAKS POLSKI YOU STUPID AUSTIST CUNT!
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2022-03-09 at 4:36 AM UTC
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Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?
"What do you want on your Tombstone™?"
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
you guys should just give up to pootin right now,, no one cares about poland
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2022-03-08 at 2:30 PM UTC
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550sq ft of I WENT TOO FAR 😨
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by AngryIVer
You know what? Live in your mold filled crumbling basement and drive your piece of shit car that dies at every stop light. My bad for trying to actually give you good advice, just like literally every time I tell you something. Not one single time have I steered you wrong, and you want to be a little prick about it because you're so high and mighty with your crack head single mom "girl"friend and two piece of shit cars that don't run.
Not going to help because it's not the problem, retard.
Oh, and flex seal isn't "basement sealing paint", dumb ass.
Oh 100% because he's too retarded to listen to anyone telling him what the actual problem is. Wants to talk shit instead. Can't wait for the thread 3 weeks from now talking about how his ex is suing the shit out of him for destroying her house doing dumb shit like try to flex seal a crumbling foundation.
You definitely post like someone who has been charged and convicted of beating his daughter
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
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2022-03-08 at 12:02 AM UTC
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do you guys fink
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