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Posts That Were Thanked by the man who put it in my hood

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "Would the she-goat complainant please place her right hoof on the bible and swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

    "Baaaaaa.."
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  2. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    the neuro-toxicity from free-basing that shit all-day, everyday, is going to eventually turn you into a senile weirdo and a liability to society.
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  3. lol harm reduction guide and 3/4 of it is just about meth and how awesome it is
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  4. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Japan is Eternal.
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  5. Why you looking bitter? I be looking better

    I'm rolling up my catnip and shittin in yo litter
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  6. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Put it in the box and gently use its paws to make digging motions in the sand, they have instincts that take over from there.
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  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    brah you don't even know who username is.. your threads are really dumb
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  8. Originally posted by Fonaplats We do the normal positions.
    Missionary, doggy, face sitting.


    You had to go an mention the poor dog.
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  9. Originally posted by park police They said Osama Bin Laden was also not a real person. It's possible. That is kind of smart though, to not be recorded at all.

    None of us are real, we are all part of a simulation.
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  10. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    There are articles talking about how "careful" he is to not have any video or audio recorded of himself, supposedly for security reasons ... well that's bullshit.
    What if the guy doesn't exist in the first place and is a "deep fake", there already exists the technology to create pictures and video of people out from scratch and even audio so what if the guy doesn't even exist.
    Who would be behind this then and why are they trying to frame all of these people.
    What if the people being framed as having visited Jeffery's island aren't actually bad people?
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  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Ghost is dead

    If you can't see a difference in our plurals you are stupid. Ghost only posted when he was high as fuck on weed, mostly just said "pics?" In every thread

    Yeah, that guy was so unoriginal and boring. I'm glad to hear that he's dead. Good riddance.

    I spit on his corpse.
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  12. I heard one of the main symptoms is copy/pasting.
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  13. low iq people post outdated newses.
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  14. Lesbian strangers
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  15. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Infinitysocks can't even abide by Hella's few stupid rules, he doesn't abide by anyone's rules, he's like some sort of super mutant, but I don't want him back to tell me how he'll ride my ass or whatever.

    Maybe someday he'll come to terms with his latent sexuality, but doubt it.




    lets add some accuracy to your idiocy

    'rules' had nothing to do with it. low-t unterbottom faggotry had everything to do with it.

    starting in this thread:

    https://newtotse.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=563

    to sum it up:

    the little faggot thought it could whip out that flaccid little spaghetti noodle tucked up between her undropped testes and flail it around like the big kids do when they have her bent over the bench in gym class. her efforts failed miserably and hilariously.

    upon getting her little spaghetti wee-wee spanked heartily, and unable to come up with any other option, she resorted to the typical tactic of the low-t underbottom webmaster faggotry of a banning.

    this banning was due to, as stated by the little faggot, posting a reply to a locked thread in a non-locked thread and then sending her a PM.

    1. the little faggot made a snarkly little faggly mewling to my post then closed the thread before i could reply. obviously thats not acceptable behavior which i quickly remedied.

    2. the little faggot sent me a PM telling me i hurt her feelings whereupon i replied to said little faggots PM clarifying the extreme volume of vaginal discharge she was discharging via her vagina. note: the PM i sent was in reply to the PM she originally sent me

    3. the little faggot has an earring and a mink coat.

    4. the little faggot is not a millionaire.

    after the little faggots display of rampant unmitigated and remorseless faggotry there was no chance of me wasting my posting talents on her shitty plagiarization site.

    to reinforce what i already stated about the little faggot, said little faggot went and deleted several of my posts...on-topic content as well as the posts describing the error of her way.

    additionally, when i finish riding your s­hitskin j­ew ass its going to look like an alien chest-burster made a wrong turn up in there some place and made its grand entrance into the world via your former rectum.























    s­hitskin

    j­ew

    nigger
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  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    FISTING TIGHT FUCKING CHEEKS IS FOR REAL MEN! I FIST ASS SO HARD I OPEN IT UP AND WALK IN!
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  17. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Fingerbanging is for 15 year olds.

    Pfft. You’ve obviously never made a woman cum with your hands before.

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  18. Technologist victim of incest
    You zooming?
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  19. Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal only 0.01% of songs made are actually worth listening to

    Then make your own...typical lazy Gen Z-er...
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  20. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They were real hardcore dudes, high as fuck on meth choking down bread killing 6 million jedis and taking over half of Europe.

    Meth is truly a God drug folx

    Whereas your average American can't decide if it's worth the energy to go to the fridge themselves for another snacky cake or call uber eats to bring it directly to the couch for them.
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