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Posts That Were Thanked by the man who put it in my hood

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That's a bitch drink you bitch an actual redheaded slut is more manly there's no crown royal in it. I want to drink right now so bad fuck you for triggering me you BITCH with your STUPID BITCH DRINK FUCK YOU
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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    hence the extra jaeger
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  3. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    The man is single handedly saving the white race. Awesome!
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  4. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Lol 3 likes and 27 dislieks or thumbs down. Guess I was the hero or good guy after all?

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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Wariat
    African Astronaut
    Total Posts 3,710
    Join Date 2019-06-16
    Threads Started 918
    Thanks Received 129
    Thanks Given 173
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  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls why am i subscribed to this thread

    because you subscribed to it you fkn retard
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  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    why am i subscribed to this thread
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  8. ~~~OFFICIAL FEDERAL REPORT FROM THE MONOLIP MINISTER OF AGRICULUTRE'S JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT OFFICE ( MMOAJEO )~~~

    Incident 1: Report taken at scene on 11/7/2019 at 9:38PST

    Approximately 59 iron ingots reported stolen from a MuscleJock construction site located on Iron Hill at Chocolate Mountain. Investigation ongoing.

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    Incident 2: Terrorist plot foiled by passenger on EndLiner Green-Train 1. After his personal minecart unexpectedly came to a stop on Green-1 track section, the rider ( who is not being identified at this time ) observed that his current track section had lost power. He then observed the power switch for this track section was in the OFF-position and called for an EndLiner track safety officer ( Operator available 24hrs: 937 522 1751 ). A trouble team was dispatched and arrived within about 13 minutes to the scene, moved the passenger on his way in a powered cart and closed the line for troubleshooting. While investigating this outage the crew uncovered this booby-trap;

    It is important to note that the passenger who called the track safety office made the right decision to NOT take matters into their own hand and simply turn the power switch to this section back on as it would have detonated the trap, almost certainly resulting in his death. Please keep in mind that all EndLiner stations offer complimentary EnderChests to safely stow your belongings during transit. Two suspects have been identified in this terror plot and their names are not currently being released. EndLiner track safety officials assisted the Monolip Minister of Agriculture's EOD team during a forensic dismantling of this trap. On-scene investigation is wrapping up with the track expected to re-open by end of day.

    Please remember to follow this example and call track-safety before taking matters into your own hands! Also you are urged to stow your valuable items before taking a trip on these remote track sections, the hero of this story had many enchanted items in his posession that would have been lost forever had he simply thrown the switch back on. REPORT ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY ON THE TRACK OR NEAR STATIONS TO THE APPROPRIATE TRACK SAFETY TEAM!

    Please PM me with any information regarding either of these two incidents,

    Yours in perpetuity,
    The Monolip Minister of Agriculture
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  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Tried it and didn't even get a tingle
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  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by L41n haw haw

    you mad lil queermo? even that hard core faggot gaythrax didn't dress up for halloween (because he bought a new house) like thats an excuse you people are fucking bullshit


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  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by L41n Dressing like a slut is fun, I feel bad for anyone who doesn't get to.

    I dressed like a slut for halloween and I got slut shamed, I dressed as the bangem tagem bros for my date and all these girls were telling me how disgusting and immature I was for wearing calven klein bikini briefs and a malibu poke hat backwards.. I can't ever win..
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  12. L41n Houston
    Dressing like a sexy kitty kat is fun, maybe you're just boring.
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I looked up dakimora and it doesnt mean what you think it means. You know nothing of Japan and look and sound like Mr. Burns on the episode of the simpsons where they thought he was an alien
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  14. Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I can't reach my dick to my head, how do I bang it?

    1. use a butter knife in a sawing motion to detach it
    2. place on concrete sidewalk
    3. use a 28oz hammer and bang it repeatedly.
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  15. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Why though? Being bad is fun.
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  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat Its art. People charge thousands for pure abstract. Look at picazso people laughed at him during his time as well.

    jedis charge each other thousands for various "abstract" art works purely as a tax avoidance measure.

    You aren't jedi, so that sort of thing doesn't apply to you.
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  17. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    10-300 is nothing for professional sci fi work like this. I was getting laid 200 just for writing an article. Some people get thiusands for one artwork or magazine artifle in something like new yorker.
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  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Its art. People charge thousands for pure abstract. Look at picazso people laughed at him during his time as well.
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  19. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat I call this piece „Space ships gone out of control”


    Wariat calls this "gushing tidal prison love"
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  20. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    The first one is using layers. You dont see the ship being in front of the bakcground? Are you just blind?
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