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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love playing spades when I'm drunk


    Hollandaise turns into solid if you put it in th4 fridge. Its gross to begin with.

    I like turtles.

    I can defend komo's bicycle hobby if I want to. Yiure all mean for being mean to him for having a bike hobby.

    Just say the box was empty
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Being dead doesn't change who you were.

    Like when you die I'm not gonna stop calling you a fake muslim bitch


    If you're dead you arent gonna call anyone anything.
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  3. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Eric and Dylan never forget.

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  4. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Aldra and I should form a hapa deathsquad along with all the hapas of the world and genocide every non-Eurasian in the world, then form the Eurasian ethnoglobe.
    This has unironically been my plan since I was 16, but for some reason people feel put off by the idea.
    It would be really simple too, no need for politics, we could silently murder the subs using robot mosquitos that would inject populations overnight with highly lethal poisons.

    Apparently you are only 1/8th or 1/16th. Hapa means half.

    You don't qualify. You're a quadie at best
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  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    just drive as if you were in a low rider and its safer
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  6. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
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  7. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist


    Hmm.
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  8. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Is that crackhead looking guy mmq

    "Is the one labeled mmQ, mmQ?"

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  10. Octavian motherfucker
    We should all Jim Jones it when Lanny pulls the plug. Imodium laced with Cyanide.
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  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Bill Krozby writing erotica about me.

    You're not desirable, kid.

    Don't run away from your feelings 😜
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  12. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER lol. did you drop a couple on the carpet for the homie?

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  13. komokazi Houston
    Dude just start shitting on them, immediately. If they get out, stab em up a bit.
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  14. The time I went to the supermarket and made a thread about it I also saw oblivious people driving in the parking lot. Dude was about to back into pedestrians and traffic while only looking in his rearview. I asked him from a distance through his open window where hes going, which made him stop before getting into dumb shit.

    P.s. i know what you're talking about
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  15. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yeah if I recorded myself saying PCP!! PCP!! PCP!! to my mom she would slap my shit and probably boot fuck my computer she doesn't play no games.

    I guess they just didn't know how to handle them. My parents couldn't deal with me doing meth because they can't really beat me because i'm an adult on meth so i would probably wig out and try to fight them

    It's hard to really assign blame to such an unfortunate situation. The thing about him not even knowing how to use a microwave and how he didnt have a bank account until recently and couldn't even mail drugs properly because he doesn't know how to mail letters or use stamps it's just all so sad

    Yeah, in case anyone doesn't know he tried to mail me lithium pills by putting 30 of them UNCRUSHED in a standard letter envelope, put a 7 dollar stamp on the LEFT SIDE and probably fucked up the address which probably saved my address from getting murked and then got super defensive about it swearing up and down for like an hour that it would get to me and how he didn't do anything wrong and it was my fault and yelled at me. I don't have the video of him dropping it off anymore.

    That one really pissed me off and almost got me in trouble, I think the only reason it didn't is because the mailman probably thought it was a retarded 7 year old trying to mail his daddy's pills to him he forgot to take on his business trip
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I really do miss sploo though, or rather know I will continue to miss him. I wish everyone I genuinely liked didn't leave my life. Sploo was like a Bugatti that was not taken care of at all but still had the speed but none of the handling and had become a liability. Such a fucking shame.
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  18. cigreting Dark Matter
    why dont you have a gun? if someone pulls a knife, casually pull out your gat and fucking shoot them
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  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Wariat I also met this badass cougar last night at the Irish pub who claims she has three kids and one of them is my age and a husband 16 yrs older.

    Pic of said cougar?
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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