Originally posted by CandyRein
And my boyfriend may be a redneck but he’s extremely intelligent and knows how to play chess and the guitar and I’m extremely sexually attracted to him as he is to me….
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yeah theres nothing wrong with rednecks some of the best people are rednecks a lot of people get rednecks confused with whyte trash which is completely different.
my dad is a redneck and he's really successful and put together, nothing wrong with being a good ol boy, its better than being a queerer than a three dollar bill like opie
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but anyways i dont see whats wrong with slampigs i love them, i've fucked all kinds of girls and dated all kinds so don't get it twisted but theres something carnal about a slampig, when i laid in the dark for two days the only thing that kept me together was fantasizing about riding past slampigs and doing whatever I wanted to them. there was this one slampig that really liked me but I didn't like her I just acted nice to her, she asked me if i'd get her some weed and I did and she jsut kept it at her place to smoke me out it was kinda weird but whatever, ent up fucking her up the ass but she made me use a condom which i hate and I couldn't cum so i power fucked her until she bled lol but she took it like a real pro. she went and washed up and came back with a smile on her face and she was like "now I want you do something for me.. i want you to eat me" and i was like "haha no i don't do that with girls I don't know" and she got really pissed and called her gay roomie to come home and drive me home, never spoke to her again.
But not all girls are slampigs to me, my ex gf erica murica yeah she was younger than six years younger she was chubby but really beautiful she had perfect skin and was very feminine and sweet to me but was also a wild fuck beast, the second time we hung she spent the night after I used her ass mouth and pussy and she fell asleep next to me i was spooning her rubbing her theighs while she fell asleep and I was so taken enamored by her beauty she was literally taking my breath away I was having trouble trying to not let her realize i was hyperventilating, thats how In love I was with her.
We dated for a year, but I ent up fucking it up because of my alcohol use and I acted like a really big dick at a super bowl party because i stayed up the night prior doing heroin but she didn't know she's not like that. But what really hurt was one of the last things she said to me when I told her to not go that I love her, she said "you don't know what love is" and that moments has stuck with me for ever.
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Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
i thought your power was out and you had no water and you were also recovering from a car accident…
keep up to date nigger, it turned on yesterday around noon and then the pipes busted in my apartment and all around austin contaminating the water, people are boiling snow lol im not doing that just yet..
and I'm not hurt from the accident, but yeah I went to jeffs place and spoke to davie last night and he told me to go to the room to fight him and to apologize to his girl friend because i called her a bitch and i refused to then I asked for a cig and a beer and he chilled out and was teaching me how to box
then i went home and realized i don't have any water, walked around to the 7/11 and it was closed then went back to jeffs at foru am and banged on the door pretending to be austin police department and told him i just needed to fill up my water jug fcause i have no water and then took a couple of v8's i brought him a few weeks ago and bounced and now im here getting my pipes fixed
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