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  1. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Bacha bāzī refers to a pederasty practice in Afghanistan in which men exploit and enslave adolescent boys for entertainment and/or sexual abuse.

    the weird thing is "Its OK to pedo diddle boys like P-Diddy but not have pre marital or extra marital experiences with women".

    so in order not to go to Hell being a Muslim, you fuck boys in the ass

    inb4 Wozny the Boys Scout master
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm the weird thing is "Its OK to pedo diddle boys like P-Diddy but not have pre marital or extra marital experiences with women".

    so in order not to go to Hell being a Muslim, you fuck boys in the ass

    inb4 Wozny the Boys Scout master

    Wonzy the Boy Scout Masturbater
  3. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20g7j707g8o.amp
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It makes sense that wealth was passed down through women; They always have their sights on jediellery and luxuries.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20g7j707g8o.amp

    Fake news
  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    This is all I'm going to eat for some time because the trump terror has vanquished my appetite.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag This is all I'm going to eat for some time because the trump terror has vanquished my appetite.


    see how long you can go before developing A1C issues
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm see how long you can go before developing A1C issues

    Let me drop some knowledge on you. Gluten is a protein found in grains like wheat, barley, and rye. It's what gives bread that delightful chewiness that makes it feel like you're biting into a goddamn sponge. Some people are allergic to it or have that pussy-ass condition called celiac disease, and they can't eat it without their stomachs turning into a rave party nobody invited them to. So, they gotta eat that sad, tasteless gluten-free crap that's about as enjoyable as chewing on cardboard. And don't even get me started on those gluten-free trends that are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. If you're not allergic or have that disease, just eat the damn bread and stop bothering us with your glutton-free bullshit.
  9. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I got a large coffee from Starbucks that I'm thinking about drinking
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider I got a large coffee from Starbucks that I'm thinking about drinking

    You're gonna slurp down that overpriced bean water like it's the nectar of the gods or what, you absolute pleb? It's just a fucking Sunday, and you're already wasting your precious time and money on that corporate swill.
  11. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Vente or some shit

    When the guy said it i thought he was talking to me in Spanish and I said BENTE QUE and he says vente again

    I'm not gonna learn like all this bullshit I'm learning Cuban Spanish and that's all the culture I need.

    Cafe Negro Grande is like universal
  12. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're gonna slurp down that overpriced bean water like it's the nectar of the gods or what, you absolute pleb? It's just a fucking Sunday, and you're already wasting your precious time and money on that corporate swill.

    I went to Starbucks with my girlfriend this afternoon.

    It's only 3$

    They do free refills!!!
  13. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    But ya I think 3$ for 3 24oz coffees is ok...
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider Vente or some shit

    When the guy said it i thought he was talking to me in Spanish and I said BENTE QUE and he says vente again

    I'm not gonna learn like all this bullshit I'm learning Cuban Spanish and that's all the culture I need.

    Cafe Negro Grande is like universal

    Vente is French for sale dumbass. He said Venti, which is Italian for 20. Venti is a 20 Oz cup of coffee.
  15. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Help
  16. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Vente is French for sale dumbass. He said Venti, which is Italian for 20. Venti is a 20 Oz cup of coffee.

    Why would an Italian coffeehouse use French, dumbass

    venti at Starbucks is a drink size that holds 20 fluid ounces for hot drinks and 24 fluid ounces for cold drinks. The name "venti" is Italian for "twenty".
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Vente is French for sale dumbass. He said Venti, which is Italian for 20. Venti is a 20 Oz cup of coffee.



    Originally posted by Rough Rider Why would an Italian coffeehouse use French, dumbass

    venti at Starbucks is a drink size that holds 20 fluid ounces for hot drinks and 24 fluid ounces for cold drinks. The name "venti" is Italian for "twenty".

  18. Rough Rider African Astronaut
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider

    You literally argued by repeating what I said moron.
  20. Semiazas African Astronaut
    Wait, ummm... umad? Figure I'd throw a snoopy reference if this the level of discourse we're pursuing
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