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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Quiznos Alfredo Angus

  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I could pass a drug test right now.
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I chugged a coffee a few hours ago and have been chewing lots of gum and chain smoking.
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    There is no limit you can control the limit with what you take and your diet. I prefer working on the bare minimum of food so that my body burns it all up, that rumbling stomach will speed you up. You can't be too hungry though or you will slow down so it's a constant balance. Starving and stimulants is a bad combo

    But thanks to stimulants you can keep track of all this shit AS LONG AS YOU DONT RUN OUT OR SPILL YOUR LATTE ALL OVER YOUR PANTS which can happen if you get the JITTERS from so much fucking CAFFEINE
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Because it's fun to work faster than sober slow high horse fucks they are SO SLOW they eat slow, talk slow, think slow "ooooooo sorry I'm not a CAFFEINE GUY" and then they eat a giant meat heavy lunch and go slow all day and take a nap on the bathroom

    I CHUG coffee at work I PREFER TO GO ON NO SLEEP or 2 hours sleep DO COCAINE TO WAKE UP FAST take some meth CHUG A COFFEE AT HOME AND AT WORK . Then chain smoke at work , 2 smokes. Maybe 3 and then take a Nicotone gum and an edible

    Your body will not have the ability to go slow. When work fucks up you feel it first WHY DID WE STOP WHY ARE WE STOPPING?! gotta walk around and pace or grab a broom drink water and pump and slam. The days fly by. My month flew by and I am lacking hard drugs

    It's the working man's grind you gotta destroy your body to go FAST FAST FAST it's how you make managers shit their pants seeing YOU work it makes everyone around you feel worse for how slow they are. The essence of pumping and slamming is substance abuse

    I have met a few pumpers and Slammers that don't abuse drugs and they always seem to have a limit. My limit is THE END I think I go so fast they just assume I am starting my day but you gotta start fast and finish fast so nobody can ever glance at you and think "this guy is about to have lunch" because I see that shit all day from hundreds of people YOU CAN JUST FUCKING TELL

    when you are buzzing on stimulants even people paid to watch you will have trouble keeping up. They look away and OOP your gone, on another floor.
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm not an addict but I abuse cocaine (for work) don't worry, I won't sell you any unless you pay double
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Good orgasm sex and no strings attached
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by mmQ Lucy is high on drugs

    She is dipping into my work cocaine. IMAGINE

    does God watch when I suck on my girlfriends titties?
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I always forget what type of egg is what so I just do scrambled. I got more important shit to worry about than the 20 types of cooked egg
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by smokemon Plants do have a range of poisons in them though, gotta be careful not to overdose on certain things.
    Saponins, oxalates, goiterogens, cyanic glycosoides, phytic acid, tannins, etc.

    Those only affect women
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Scamming mother fucks made me miss the bus. At 5:30 I was still working because someone hid all the clocks

    People always vanish around punch in and out time. My punches are FUCKED and I don't care, I hope someone taps me on the shoulder so I can ask them why does Time vanish when I need to punch in and out and can you please explain this to everyone

    I guess people just like working for free or making other people work for free? What's the point of showing up on time if the time you leave is UP IN THE AIR WHOA WHO KNOWS MAN ITS BASED ON MOON PHASES MAAAN

    I guess they got their 10 minutes back . Scamming fucks. Fuck this job full of scamming pieces of shit they want me to work overtime and take on leadership rolls

    How about I just never show up again and do something else with my life. Fuck them
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I do hard work I go light on the meat so I don't get full of heavy food and slow down

    Manager pulled me aside and said his boss was saying good things about me and the guy is a dick apparently really hard to impress but he likes my numbers

    If I had cocaine...
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    There was a foreign guy blaring arabic radio on the bus

    Time to suck the days dick

  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He is also mentally ill
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat at every place i lived both in the usa and poland i was most of the time utterly afraid of twlking to a girl or woman

    instead you walk up and talk to police officers
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    sometimes i'll take it off too, fuck everyone
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ^ I'm so sick of wearing something on face for two years that never worked in the first place, but I'll continue wearing it forever anyways, because my government told me to.

    when they me I can take it off and society tells me I should I will still wear it to trigger diaperists
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Technologist Hey Poley, so tell me what’s up in Wisconsin? They gonna prove that trump won?😂😂😂😂

    people still care about that?
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I HEARD THEY WERE LAST SEEN CARTING AWAY THE FUCKING ELEPHANTS FOOT OH MY GOD!!!



  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    THAT FEEL WHEN RUSSIA TAKES THE NPP

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