Posts by the man who put it in my hood

2024-11-03 at 6:08 PM UTC in Just checking who's crazy

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Originally posted by ner vegas Hitler was very clear about what he planned to do, it was why he was elected

devils advocate here, Hitler never had a majority government and although his policies were laid out pretty clearly in "Mein Kampf" I don't think anyone could have predicted the totality of what was to come after he seized and consolidated power

2024-11-03 at 6 PM UTC in OWASP Shellcoder, Generate customized and obfuscated shellcode.

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nice b

2024-11-03 at 5:45 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬

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I don't even know how I found that. I was looking up info about computers

strange religious movements in the South Pacific [that arose] during the last few decades. In these movements, a prophet announces the imminence of the end of the world in a cataclysm which will destroy everything. Then the ancestors will return, or God, or some other liberating power, will appear, bringing all the goods the people desire, and ushering in a reign of eternal bliss. The people therefore prepare themselves for the Day by setting up cult organizations, and by building storehouses, jetties, and so on to receive the goods, known as ‘cargo’ in the local pidgin English. Often, also, they abandon their gardens, kill off their livestock, eat all their food, and throw away their money.

In 1964, Peter Lawrence described the term as follows: "A cargo belief (myth) described how European goods were invented by a cargo deity and indicated how men could get them from him via their ancestors by following a cargo prophet or leader. Cargo ritual was any religious activity designed to produce goods in this way and assumed to have been taught [to] the leader [of the cargo cult] by the deity. … A cargo cult [was] a complex of ritual activity associated with a particular cargo myth".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gods_Must_Be_Crazy

The Gods Must Be Crazy is a 1980 comedy film written, produced, edited and directed by Jamie Uys. An international co-production of South Africa and Botswana, it is the first film in The Gods Must Be Crazy series. Set in Southern Africa, the film stars Namibian San farmer Nǃxau ǂToma as Xi, a hunter-gatherer of the Kalahari Desert whose tribe discovers a glass Coca-Cola bottle dropped from an aeroplane, and believe it to be a gift from their gods. When Xi sets out to return the bottle to the gods, his journey becomes intertwined with that of a biologist (Marius Weyers), a newly hired village school teacher (Sandra Prinsloo), and a band of guerrilla terrorists.

2024-11-03 at 5:44 PM UTC in In Four More Days, The "America" As You Know It Will Be Gone!

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Americans will never turn their guns on the politicians they will instead rather get on their knees and open their mouths and wallets wide

2024-11-03 at 5:42 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

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Originally posted by Instigator Thinking of America

while you're thinking about her, she's getting FUCKED by everyone with an agenda and enjoys it because she's a WHORE!

2024-11-03 at 5:40 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by Kafka I feel more focused this morning, read a chemistry pdf, went for a walk to get Monster, now I'm finishing this manga and eating pate with grissini. After this I'll go on a cleaning spree.

this is how I lost no nut november not my proudest fap

2024-11-03 at 5:39 PM UTC in AI Church

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everyone loves Luce

2024-11-03 at 5:33 PM UTC in People who come over unnanounced

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at least bring some heroin

2024-11-03 at 5:30 PM UTC in no nut november

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well I already lost

2024-11-03 at 5:28 PM UTC in In Four More Days, The "America" As You Know It Will Be Gone!

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it's over. The American empire collapsed because of a squirrel named peanut #BigGovernment #Libertarian #Anarchism #DoNotTread
https://eadaily.com/en/news/2024/11/03/in-the-usa-the-execution-of-a-squirrel-became-the-cause-of-an-election-scandal
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/02/peanut-squirrel-euthanized-new-york
https://www.businesstoday.in/world/us/story/us-presidential-elections-2024-peanut-the-squirrels-death-fuels-latest-standoff-between-trump-vs-harris-supporters-452345-2024-11-03
https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/who-was-peanut-huge-row-erupts-in-us-as-social-media-star-squirrel-euthanised-maga-converts-tragedy-into-election-ploy-101730546039843.html

An orphaned squirrel that became a social media star called Peanut was euthanized after New York authorities seized the beloved pet during a raid on his caretaker’s home, authorities said.

After anonymous complaints, officers from the state’s department of environmental conservation (DEC) took the squirrel and a raccoon named Fred from Mark Longo’s home near the Pennsylvania border in rural Pine City on Wednesday, Longo said.

On Friday, the DEC and Chemung county department of health confirmed both animals’ fate.

“On Oct 30, DEC seized a raccoon and squirrel sharing a residence with humans, creating the potential for human exposure to rabies. In addition, a person involved with the investigation was bitten by the squirrel. To test for rabies, both animals were euthanized,” the agencies said in a statement, CBS News in New York reported. “The animals are being tested for rabies and anyone who has been in contact with these animals is strongly encouraged to consult their physician.”

2024-11-03 at 5:25 PM UTC in This Sunay's Confession

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The sex act called fisting is a source of confusion and misconceptions for many Christians. This is unfortunate, because it means that many Christian men and women are depriving themselves of what could be the most spiritual sexual experience of their lives. Like anal sex and BDSM, fisting is often mistakenly associated with the gay community or is considered a sex act too extreme to be appropriate for Christian couples. Not only are these views incorrect, but fisting actually has a scriptural precedent, as we will show.

The Fist of Might

Over and over in the scriptures, the hand and fist of God are described as a symbol of His awesome power and the means through which this power manifests: "O God, God of our ancestors, are you not God in heaven above and ruler of all kingdoms below? You hold all power and might in your fist. (2 Chronicles 20:6) Of course, the Old Testament often makes reference to God smiting his enemies with his fist or striking down the wicked with his hand, but it is also the means through which he administers his blessings and benevolence to the righteous: You open Your hand and satisfy the desire of every living thing. (Psalms 145:16) Through the hand of the Lord, he guides us to do his will, touches our lives, expresses His love, and provides for our needs with His abundance.

The biblical significance of the hand is important, because in the act of fisting, one partner (usually male) inserts his entire hand and fist into the vagina or rectum of his partner. Rather than copulating with his penis, he penetrates her with his fist. Given the powerful symbolism of the fist, it is no surprise that couples who have partaken in the practice of fisting have described it as being a profoundly spiritual experience. On a symbolic and sexual level, a wife who is fisted by her husband has the experience of surrendering completely to the divine love and power of the Lord, as embodied by her partners hand. The husband in turn has the experience of touching and caressing her inwardly, in such a deep and intimate manner as God touches our own souls with His grace.

Powerful Yet Gentle

In the Song of Solomon, the Bible describes the act of fisting and the profound erotic bliss it induces: It is the voice of my beloved! He knocks, saying, "Open for me, my sister, my love, My dove, my perfect oneMy love thrust his hand through the opening, and my feelings were stirred for him. (Song of Solomon 5:2-4) Here we see the lover gently coaxing his companion to open up to him, metaphorically knocking at her door, preparing her sexually and emotionally to receive his hand inside her. Gradually he works more and more fingers into her, until the moment when her vagina yields and his hand slips fully inside her, thrusting through the opening. She then describes the powerful passion that this arouses in her as she envelopes his entire hand inside her body. Many couples describe this moment, as the fist makes full penetration into the vaginal opening, as transcendent and a sexual revelation. As the womans body accommodates her husbands hand, both may experience a sense of physical, sexual, emotional, and spiritual oneness.

Some common misconceptions about fisting are that it is very painful or that it is somehow violent or abusive. This is far from the truth, and as we can see from the above description, it can be a gentle, loving, and highly erotic act. Fisting does not have to be painful if it is performed correctly, using enough lubrication and patience. The hand is inserted in a slow and controlled manner, and is preceded and followed by other sexual stimulation which may lead to orgasm. Both the vagina and the rectum are extremely elastic a vagina, after all, can stretch to accommodate a full-term baby. And in fact, a woman who has been blessed with motherhood can more easily enjoy fisting because her vaginal opening is more flexible.

The act of fisting is physically challenging to perform, requiring patience on the part of the active partner, and relaxation on the part of the receiving partner. It cannot be rushed, and the two participants must communicate closely, with the fister carefully observing and attending to his partners comfort and limits, and the fistee directing her partner as to when to push forward and hold back as he works his hand into her. A Christian couple can use fisting to build trust and intimacy between them, as well as strengthening their relationship with the Lord.

Fisting as an Act of Faith

Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive Gods love and grace in the form of her husbands hand.

Both should treat the act of fisting as a divine spiritual mystery to be entered into with reverence and awe, especially the husband. In another spiritual interpretation of fisting, as he inserts his hand into his wifes vagina, a man is symbolically re-enacting the moment of truth following Christs resurrection from the tomb, when Doubting Thomas touches the wounds in the Saviors flesh: Then He said to Thomas, "Put your finger here and observe My hands. Reach out your hand and put it into My side. Don't be an unbeliever, but a believer. (John 20:27) Thomas doubt would not be satisfied until he physically felt the wounds in Christs body and penetrated His flesh with his hand. Likewise, the spiritual and sexual power of fisting cannot be known unless experienced physically.

Role Reversal

So far we have only discussed a husband fisting his wife, but some couples may wonder if it is appropriate for a wife to fist her husband if he enjoys anal stimulation. In most cases, a wife indulging her husbands desire to receive light anal play is not problematic in the context of a healthy sexual relationship. A wife may even anally penetrate her partner with a strap-on dildo if he enjoys this, and if their respective roles as husband and wife are secure outside of the bedroom.

However, because of the intense nature of the act of fisting and the degree of surrender and submission involved in being fisted, a couple should first look deeply into their own hearts and pray for guidance as to whether it is wise for the wife to fist the husband. They should undertake this only if their relationship is such that the husband can assume a submissive and passive role during a sexual act, while afterward still maintaining his role as the spiritual head of the household and leader in the marriage. Our article on Christian BDSM also addresses this issue.

2024-11-03 at 5:22 PM UTC in The 2 Millionth Post Is Here!

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all asians must stop producing doujins and pray instead

2024-11-03 at 5:14 PM UTC in AI Church

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いと尊きイエスの聖心、聖なる聖体のうちに真におられる主よ、私は心と体をあなたの聖心に完全に捧げ、一つとなることを誓います。世界中のすべての祭壇で絶えず捧げられ、父に賛美を捧げ、神の御国の到来を願い求めている主よ、どうかこの謙虚な自分の捧げものをお受けください。父の栄光と魂の救いのために、あなたの御心のままに私をお使いください。いと清き神の御母よ、どうか決してあなたの御子から私を引き離さないでください。特別なお子として私を守り、導いてください。アーメン
As I told you, if men do not repent and better themselves,[God] the Father will inflict a terrible punishment on all humanity. It will be a punishment greater than the deluge, such as one will never have seen before. Fire will fall from the sky and will wipe out a great part of humanity, the good as well as the bad, sparing neither priests nor faithful. The survivors will find themselves so desolate that they will envy the dead. The only arms which will remain for you will be the Rosary and the Sign left by my Son. Each day, recite the prayers of the Rosary. With the Rosary, pray for the Pope, the bishops and the priests. The work of the devil will infiltrate even into the Church in such a way that one will see cardinals opposing cardinals, and bishops against other bishops. The priests who venerate me will be scorned and opposed by their Confreres. The Church and altars will be vandalized. The Church will be full of those who accept compromises and the demon will press many priests and consecrated souls to leave the service of the Lord. The demon will rage especially against souls consecrated to God. The thought of the loss of so many souls is the cause of my sadness. If sins increase in number and gravity, there will no longer be pardon for them."

2024-11-03 at 4:25 AM UTC in My boss hung this up the other day.

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Hey 👋😌 nobody said you can leak that OMG!!! HES. LeKer HES. A leaker ONG!! IM SO VIOLATED MUH SECRET BUSINESS PLANS HAVE BEEN LEAKED. This is not a publicity stunt to drive up album sales like that time Jrock got arrested!

2024-11-03 at 1:42 AM UTC in Tinychat will be gone this year!

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Originally posted by TAP WATER ENJOYER ja hungry?

I'm just salty when these companies know they are going under and they don't make everything open source. I just know that they could give out all the code and technology for free if they actually cared about live video sharing technology. But they clearly only ever cared about the money and I think that's why these ventures fail. When I see a site without any public documentation for their code I lose all interest because I know they are clutching onto their technology and will only sell it to the highest bidder.

I just have no interest in something like that. I think this is why skype failed and why TC failed and why nothing will ever replace it. There is no reason we shouldn't be able to have the same capability with a structure more similar to IRC, the technology exists but it's not worth it for anyone to develop because paid solutions like Zoom already exist.

2024-11-03 at 1:33 AM UTC in Sorting hat quiz

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#PollyPocket #McBling #90s #2000s #Blingee #cupocheer

2024-11-03 at 1:29 AM UTC in Bill Krozby wishes he was here

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one spa,m dog pls

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 YeaH i never undeerstood the hate and pushback he got like it's not like hes inventing the wheel here and this is one of the lowest investment amateur small business owner friendly just starting out open market things you can do .

People on here acting like you need a $100k initial investment and shit like wtf you people are so bank kiked and cucked and have no passion or vision. Lets examine the lyrics of Bill Krozbydogs will never work shall we?

[00:00:13.20]
This is a story about a boy called Bill Krozby who wants to open up a stand
selling hot dogs in Texas.
He that he had no business plan.
yes he did, it was solid, I would invest in it if I could have, I wanted IN ON THAT
Market is saturated and your dogs are too expensive.
bullshit, this isn't sportscars or computers, you cannot saturbate the market as people will always be hungry even in the winter
Be able to cover the cars as well as your mama's investment
He only needed a few thousand dollars, leave it to captain faggot the poor paki to consider a few G's to be too much money to risk losing, yeah you must be a real big bucksier if you balk at starting a business WELL IF YOU JUST STUCK THAT IN A 0.3% APY SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND GOT A 9-5 YOU COULD LITERALLY RETIRE IN 30 YEARS WHAT ARE YOU STUPID????

Bill Krozbydogs will never work
Too much work in the world
it's not that much work
Bill Krozbydogs is doomed to tank
Money to the bank, and dream of something else
why??? Why should he not follow his dreams and just do nothing with money and be boring.. maybe he would be alive but he wouldn't be the legend that invented amazing hotdogs and was a dreamer with hotdogs in his eyes. Why should he be another boring paste ass nolife loser like captain faggot or helladamgay??

You don't have the discipline.
So don't do it.
Stick to pizza.
Stop dreaming boys.
You'll see.

Stick to pizza?
thread titled Bill Bill Krozbyby dog pizzeria

Originally posted by Bill Krozby I actually just became a manager on my first day because im a sweetie man and i have experience dealing with Shit asses. Hate me today hate me tomorrow. The thing that separates me from you is i have high hopes and aspirations.

Every man is and should be their own island. Every day i live i see it more and more.

[00:01:37.18]
Don't be stubborn and waste my most cash stone abuse or sympathy.
dont waste your mama's time.
so basically the song is captain falcon being jealous that Bill Krozby has hopes and dreams and trying to demotivate and crush his dreams because;
"working is hard"
"losing a few thousand dollars is scary"
"the market is saturated with hotdogs already I MEAN YOU CAN GO TO ANY STORE AND BUY THEM"
"his prices are too high, despite him not having a business plan you can complain about his prices"

Millionaire btw

also

Originally posted by Helladamnleet Isn't that just the pot calling the kettle black?

no … no it's not. You are just a retard

Originally posted by Helladamnleet He's not lazy for not having $100k+, he's just an idiot for sharing his dream with us
To quote helladamgay "Lanny SHOULD SEND PEOPLE TO THIS FORUM he's an asshole for trying to forcve them to use his crappy software JUST SEND THEM HERE THIS IS REAL TOTSE WE REAL OG TOTSESNS" shut up faggot, your site is gay and stupid like you are

Originally posted by Helladamnleet like any of us care what a piece of shit heroin addict rapist wants from life, other than how many different ways we can make fun of him for wanting to run a shitty hotdog stand.

how about we instead make fun of you for running a shitty dead website

Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 fonaplats hasn't posted all week he's out living life and you bump his thread from like a week ago to act like a faggot lil triggered bitch

LMAOOOOOO

wjhat a cuck!