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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I used to be straight edge but I had a lot better luck smoking weed and trying to date stoner, tripper, raver type party chicks.
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Weed and alcohol at 16
    Mushrooms, benadryl, Deztromefforfam at 17
    Research Chems, cocaine, benzos and opiates at 18

    Then I started ordering shit from Silk road and tried lots of random drugs. Tried meth for the first time in 2014 and it's been my favorite drug ever since

    I've slowed down a lot though the only new things I've tried in years are methiopropamine, 4-Aco-DMT and fentanyl

    Thing I haven't done but want to try: spice, PCP, mxe, DiPT, methylaminorex and ergot wine. Also I've never tried any cathinones :(
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Tell them you are an acolyte of the order of the quantum Tetrahedron and you are training to become a monk
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    he did an R kelly

  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    high on tek and weed
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i'm the worst drug dealer here, I gave people amazing deals like $40 quarters of quality indoor, I would sell dubs, take change, barter, take stolen goods. I'm paranoid about herpes so I don't like sharing joints, I roll two joints and give you one to test it.

    My ounces were 30 grams. In the end everyone took my kindness for weakness and tried to fuck me over

    I might have been the worst dealer but I had the last laugh

  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Man i had to buy tests and convince these moyherwiggers that they arent pregnate but they dont believe me until they see it, there was only one that i yhought there was a CHANCE she could be because the condom broke cause it was cheap and shitty and because she was cheap and shitty and I broke up with her immediately after she dipsticked because i hate her and shes worthless

    Pregnancy tests aren't cheap when you are a poor 16 year old, I think I shoplifted them a few times i was so desperate,
    They were all negative, god damn bitches. That's when I started drinking and smoking weed i used to be straight edge lol
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    do benzos noob
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    im hallucinating bad weather its actually nice outside but i keep thinking its gonna thunderstorm
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    She doesn't enjoy having sex with girls, fucking their pussies and such. I am surprised she's never done anal with a girl before, I have convinced so many girls to try it for the first time

    I am used to fucking girls in the ass because im paranoid, had to buy lots of pregnancy tests when i was younger and I actually got a girl pregnant that was against abortions, and I don't like condoms because my dicc is too big
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Rate my youtube playlist it's mostly rap / hip hop

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQvR5Wek_LgzBOVCZyjOAdIxruzc4URVS

  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i'm a bug
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    whats on the menu
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    No i mostly just fuck her and she sucks my dick

    69ing isn't fair because only one of us knows how to do that well lol
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The sad thing is HTS never really got to enjoy being a thot

    wrong, she orders Uber Eats all the time and makes me pick it up and the people at the store are like "WHY YOU NO JUST CALL US MAN WHAT THE HELL" and im like "sorry my girlfriend is a thot using these apps she just tells me where to go and pick it up"
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    who wants to play some ss13 with me

    http://www.byond.com/games/Exadv1/SpaceStation13

  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    all of them

  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have a long tongue I can eat both holes at the same time
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Meth makes my bladder and penis go all wonky and I drink lots of water so I would have to get up to pee like 100 times which just ruins the experience

    That's why I started wearing adult diapers when I smoke meth, just slap one of these bad boys on and you can piss as much as you want and it stays dry! fucking amazing technology for drugs that mess with your bladder like alcohol, fuck having to get up to piss while drunk just lay back and let it out, feels good man.



    They would also be good for DPH/bundy instead of standing over a toilet high as fuck trying to force a piss just lay back enjoy the trip and if you have to let it out you can.
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Cuz he's a broke bitch
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