Posts by the man who put it in my hood

1. 2019-08-22 at 3:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   im hallucinating bad weather its actually nice outside but i keep thinking its gonna thunderstorm
2. 2019-08-22 at 3:15 PM UTC in Hts
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   She doesn't enjoy having sex with girls, fucking their pussies and such. I am surprised she's never done anal with a girl before, I have convinced so many girls to try it for the first time
   
   I am used to fucking girls in the ass because im paranoid, had to buy lots of pregnancy tests when i was younger and I actually got a girl pregnant that was against abortions, and I don't like condoms because my dicc is too big
3. 2019-08-22 at 3:11 PM UTC in Meth Weed bundy TOTSE Temple of The Screaming Electron Zoklet Shake and Bake Cooking Meth Church of Trianglism
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Rate my youtube playlist it's mostly rap / hip hop
   
   https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQvR5Wek_LgzBOVCZyjOAdIxruzc4URVS
   
   
4. 2019-08-22 at 2:04 PM UTC in WE ARE THE NPCs
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i'm a bug
5. 2019-08-22 at 2:03 PM UTC in I'm currently stuffing my face at The Marriot...
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   whats on the menu
6. 2019-08-22 at 2:02 PM UTC in Hts
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   No i mostly just fuck her and she sucks my dick
   
   69ing isn't fair because only one of us knows how to do that well lol
7. 2019-08-22 at 1:41 PM UTC in The 2010s decade will end after four months ....
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The sad thing is HTS never really got to enjoy being a thot

   
   wrong, she orders Uber Eats all the time and makes me pick it up and the people at the store are like "WHY YOU NO JUST CALL US MAN WHAT THE HELL" and im like "sorry my girlfriend is a thot using these apps she just tells me where to go and pick it up"
8. 2019-08-22 at 1:39 PM UTC in Your favorite games of the decade? (2010s retrospective)
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   who wants to play some ss13 with me
   
   http://www.byond.com/games/Exadv1/SpaceStation13
   
   
9. 2019-08-22 at 12:57 PM UTC in If you was to have an animal as a sexual partner...
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   all of them
   
   
10. 2019-08-22 at 12:48 PM UTC in Girls Sitting on my face
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have a long tongue I can eat both holes at the same time
11. 2019-08-22 at 10:49 AM UTC in Adult Diapers are amazing for binging on meth
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Meth makes my bladder and penis go all wonky and I drink lots of water so I would have to get up to pee like 100 times which just ruins the experience
    
    That's why I started wearing adult diapers when I smoke meth, just slap one of these bad boys on and you can piss as much as you want and it stays dry! fucking amazing technology for drugs that mess with your bladder like alcohol, fuck having to get up to piss while drunk just lay back and let it out, feels good man.
    
    
    
    They would also be good for DPH/bundy instead of standing over a toilet high as fuck trying to force a piss just lay back enjoy the trip and if you have to let it out you can.
12. 2019-08-22 at 10:22 AM UTC in Your favorite games of the decade? (2010s retrospective)
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Cuz he's a broke bitch
13. 2019-08-22 at 10:21 AM UTC in The 2010s decade will end after four months ....
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I tried meth
14. 2019-08-22 at 10:19 AM UTC in Your favorite games of the decade? (2010s retrospective)
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Space station 13
15. 2019-08-22 at 10:19 AM UTC in Girls Sitting on my face
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Mommy
16. 2019-08-22 at 8:44 AM UTC in Ubnan infinyshock!
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by infinityshock ripped off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammy on his faggy saggy fanny then made him say 'spank me daddy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his cock jockey.. lets add some accuracy to your idiocy
    
    'rules' had nothing to do with it. low-t unterbottom faggotry had everything to do with it.
    
    starting in this thread:
    
    https://newtotse.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=563
    
    to sum it up:
    
    the little faggot thought it could whip out that flaccid little spaghetti noodle tucked up between her undropped testes and flail it around like the big kids do when they have her bent over the bench in gym class. her efforts failed miserably and hilariously.
    
    upon getting her little spaghetti wee-wee spanked heartily, and unable to come up with any other option, she resorted to the typical tactic of the low-t underbottom webmaster faggotry of a banning.
    
    this banning was due to, as stated by the little faggot, posting a reply to a locked thread in a non-locked thread and then sending her a PM.
    
    1. the little faggot made a snarkly little faggly mewling to my post then closed the thread before i could reply. obviously thats not acceptable behavior which i quickly remedied.
    
    2. the little faggot sent me a PM telling me i hurt her feelings whereupon i replied to said little faggots PM clarifying the extreme volume of vaginal discharge she was discharging via her vagina. note: the PM i sent was in reply to the PM she originally sent me
    
    3. the little faggot has an earring and a mink coat.
    
    4. the little faggot is not a millionaire.
    
    after the little faggots display of rampant unmitigated and remorseless faggotry there was no chance of me wasting my posting talents on her shitty plagiarization site.
    
    to reinforce what i already stated about the little faggot, said little faggot went and deleted several of my posts…on-topic content as well as the posts describing the error of her way.
    
    additionally, when i finish riding your s­hitskin j­ew ass its going to look like an alien chest-burster made a wrong turn up in there some place and made its grand entrance into the world via your former rectum.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
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17. 2019-08-21 at 11:28 PM UTC in Being Codependant and Making Long Term Judgement Calls...
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Do meth I bet your sex life is dull AF
18. 2019-08-21 at 11:12 PM UTC in What would you do
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by frala Pfft. You’ve obviously never made a woman cum with your hands before.
    
    

    
    The best part about that is you have more than one hand.
19. 2019-08-21 at 11:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That's nothing I fucked the coin change slot of a vending machine once
20. 2019-08-21 at 10:23 PM UTC in White Rhino is a really good strain for crashing on meth
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I think you're confusing me with japan-is-love