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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Gigi used to volunteer for the Onion when she Attended Madison for a year.

    its not the same it used to be. Not as funny.

    she quit because it made her cry too much
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Great job falling for a FAKE ONION ARTICLE ya fucking RETARD!
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I
    'll tell you what I don't want for Christmas

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/nov/12/campaigners-in-italy-urge-pope-to-stop-sacrifice-of-200-year-old-tree-for-xmas

    Campaigners in Italy urge pope to stop ‘sacrifice’ of 200-year-old tree for Xmas

    Twenty-nine-metre tall fir destined to be chopped down and transported to St Peter’s Square in the Vatican
    Angela Giuffrida in Rome
    Tue 12 Nov 2024 16.16 GMT

    Environmental campaigners in Italy’s northern Trentino province have started a campaign to stop the felling of a 200-year-old fir tree intended to form the centrepiece of the Vatican’s Christmas decorations.

    The so-called “Green Giant” is 29 metres tall and is due to be chopped down next week in a forest in the Ledro valley before being transported to the Vatican and positioned in St Peter’s Square, where it will be unveiled on 9 December.

    The Vatican’s Christmas tree tradition began in 1982 and ever since then a fir is donated each year, either from a region in Italy or another European country. The gift is often a source of pride.

    But several environmental associations in Trentino are determined to foil this year’s plan. They have written an open letter to Pope Francis asking him to stop what they described as “a useless sacrifice”. More than 40,000 people have signed a petition and residents in Ledro, a town with a population of about 600, are reportedly planning a road-block protest to prevent the tree’s passage to Rome.
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Crispy The syrup tastes too bad for me, id rather go through an uncomfortable hour of taking pills than drink disgusting syrup. Ive been able to take the pills quicker though, in under 30 minutes

    that sounds god awful and only slightly worse than the feeling of 30 benadryls and two bottles of slug eggs going down the throat at once and then coming back up later. It's just like swallowing a handful of uncooked corn!

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Here's what you do, dump all the eggs in your mouth and swallow them with a gulp of water. Drink a bunch until you feel like they got washed down into your stomach.

    Then it feels like you just ate a bunch of plastic bottle caps they do not feel good in there, you can feel them rolling around inside you. If you lay on one side for too long they will dissolve on that side and you will have the weirdest internal cramps ever. You wanna keep moving, get up walk around or sit up even if it feels horrible and makes you more sick you MUST rotate the eggs.

    If you don't rotate the eggs your gonna have a bad time.

    Then you will feel them start to hatch and pop inside your tummy and the baby slugs will ooze out into your stomach acids (they thrive in acid) and this is where they take form.

    They start crawling around your insides and devour anything for energy they desperately crave. Then the slugs mature and it's time for them to go out into the world and live their lives.

    Usually they try to escape through your mouth but sometimes the slugs get a sick joy out of torturing assholes and raping your insides.
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Elbow weed and dxm is a goated combo and i will not abide this slander. dxm does not mix well with just about anything else though, you're not wrong. i mean, i don't think opiates would be much more likely to kill you than they usually are (don't quote me on this though - high enough doses might exacerbate the respiratory depression issue to the detriment of your health), but it's totally true that pretty much every other kind of high finds itself in conflict with dxm. weed is like the only thing that is even remotely harmonious with the robotrip imho.

    maybe I just have a weak stomach. I blame the drugs and not myself
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    call em anything you want just don't call them late for dinner
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    a passing glownigger
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    n33ds more caulk
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    happens to the best of us
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    it was dog pee
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    does ⅅXM mix bad with antiseptics?
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    hash tag replace disability with church
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The way I view reparations is the same way I view disability in that it should not be funded by the state. Any problem you think these people have or are a part of is probably caused by the state in the first place.

    Instead of funding mega churches or sending that money to Israel you could instead be going to church every week, paying the tithe and having the church community support disabled people or the racially marginalized, and they would probably do a better job than some government funded tie and suit.

    If you want to throw your money away and wash the feets of blacks then go to a black Methodist church and give them your entire paycheck every week and you kids college fund if you think that makes up for all the damage your white ancestors did, more power to you. I don't think any of this stuff requires public money.

    I think the separation of church and state and the idea of helping people in a society was created with good intentions but over time this eroded and degraded to the current system where everyone wants to play the victim game because that gives them more worth in the eyes of the system to get a bigger slice of the pie, this doesn't seem like help to me.

    The money already exists to help all of these people forever, it doesn't need to be wrenched out of the hands of taxpayers but in a ME ME ME ME snowflake society like ours where we promote the destruction of morals and the supremacy of the state that seems to be the only way to do anything.
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He has never been sober on film. That's pretty wild thinking back but I guess I wasn't exactly sober watching those videos either so big ups

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood So what if Gelico has a sheet and does meth on the job? As long as the job is done I could care less WHAT he does.
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I heard Alex Jones and Sam Hyde will be working for the white house press department
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In commie globalist Canada, they gleefully trample old ladies in walkers with work horses, they freeze your bank accounts, freeze your insurance, threaten to take your kids, block your access to goods and services, if you don't think exactly how they mandate you to think. You don't have rights. You don't have freedoms. They sexualize your children in the schools and libraries and tell your kids not to tell you about it. Everything is meticulously scripted to control your every action, your every word, and your every thought. And the sheeple are plentiful. Millions of mindless idiots and cowards, who's only inclination is to follow the herd, to think and act in sync with the hive mind.

    I don't have a bank account
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just pretend they don't exist and do my own thing with bitcoins
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    buying seeds on his store was directly funding the crisis actor state agency families coffers, it's been dead for years and he is an agent of the state now.
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