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Posts by the man who put it in my hood

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Technologist If you can’t see through the shower curtain, it’s no biggie.

    That's how I feel about it. Except I don't really care who sees my penis
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I want to make a crystal clear hack where you can fight the gym leaders from gen 1
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    My dad does a lot of cocaine and is a bit unstable so he gave all the cats to a weed grower friend of his that has a huge property

    They are fat barn cats now. I'll visit them if I ever go back to that town
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    AHHH AHHH

    IM COOOOMING!!!!
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The only thing left from our relationship is our comfort in sharing a bathroom.

    We are just roommates now but last night I was showering and HTS opened the door and started peeing (standing up, mind you) and I thought to myself "hmm I don't think this is normal for roommates"

    It's a bit of a weird situation because after two years of dating I guess we got pretty comfortable around each other which makes our friendship a bit weird, since we used to fuck

    How would you folx react if you were showering and your bro came in for a quick piss?
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Nonsense
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That's when the JIDF come out
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Or the techno remix of Erika
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Skrillex

    OhMyGoD!!!!! WUBWUB WUBWUBWHWBWUWBWBWWEEEWUUBB
    EeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOB WOB WOB WOB
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    MY BIG FAT MAM
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yes, they are my favorite creatures.

    When I was lonely, depressed and isolated doing meth every day in a house with no power or heat all I had was my cats

    It would get really cold so they would all sleep in a cat pile next to me. No matter how dark and fucked up things got those cats put a smile on my face

    Scrawny was my girl cat and felt like my best friend..I loved her a lot and now her name is my name. She was my SC (strategic council)



    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Good dreams and positive mental health will come to you but only if you post "MY BIG FAT MAM" in this thread.
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Shes mad in your face super hardcore intense street walker from the depths of hell.

    I am in love lads, she is one of a kind and refuses even $30, beer, weed and a loaded meth pipe!, shes cold as ice!.

    I'm gonna tag her with this song on facebook lolz. YOu think you are degenerate punk? even hookers won't party with me… look at this young tight cutie she cant even stand talking to me for 5 seconds!!! IT JUST MAKES ME SO MAD I JUST WANT TO CUT HER OPEN WITH MY JACK KNIFE AND PLAY WITH HER SEXY INSIDES AND EAT HER HEART BECAUSE I LOVE HER
    WHY THE FUCK IS THAT SO HARD
    SCRAWNY JUST WANTS TO PLAY

    I DONT BITE! (HARD)





  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Of course they do, it's a beurocratic system with self serving regulations. The easiest way to gain power in this world is by rigging everything in your favor

    Also you don't need a union to strike, the belief that you do is what keeps them rich.
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal yeah it is
    they've known about this for years (maybe decades idk I don't follow the scientific community other than tech and futurism stuff)
    the accepted belief for the origin of life on earth is that space dust carrying the building blocks for dna blew onto earth and seeded all life

    I used to think this was the most obvious bullshit but even NASA promotes the theory

    We are actually moon persons
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi You are pathetic and your desperation repels what you covet.

    It's not desperation. He just knows what he wants and isn't afraid to admit it
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    My delivery man was a senior citizen in a minivan with a service dog

  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    100 year old examples totally apply to global technological information age society
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Mom
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You can fit a surprising amount of drugs up your ass
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    They choose to work those hours
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