Posts by the man who put it in my hood

1. 2019-11-17 at 9:50 AM UTC in Meth being illegal is dumb and everyone sucks
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Grylls M8
   
   im not your M8
   
   you have no friends besides internet friends
   
   

   Show spoiler

   
   for once i have to agree with gills here
2. 2019-11-17 at 9:49 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I will pay you 64 emerald for every name tagged zombie villager you bring me
3. 2019-11-16 at 10:47 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   
4. 2019-11-16 at 9:54 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Finished my zero tick farm. It automatically produces cactus, sugar cane and bamboo at rates of over 10k/hr
   
   
   
   
   
   
5. 2019-11-16 at 11:57 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I've been getting in a routine of drinking a bunch of jäger and passing out
   
   I can't remember nights anymore
6. 2019-11-16 at 11:36 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Damn Robert you went hard on that anarchy shit
7. 2019-11-16 at 3:32 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I tried to do the math for a tunnel but I realized something
   
   You made spawn at 30 30
   
   Not 30 0
   
   So it has to be diagonal which is like 3x the amount of work
   
   Can you at least move it so it's a straight line from the old spawn hotel place or whatever. I can get the exact coords tomorrow
8. 2019-11-16 at 1:06 AM UTC in San Andreas is a goddamn masterpiece
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Yeah and Grove Street sucks now
9. 2019-11-16 at 12:59 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by CASPER 80 a half? Yeah if I had 4 dollar a gram weed (wholesale) I'd prolly give away joints too.
   
   Looks okay but not spectacular

   
   It's a full ounce supposedly, haven't weighed it yet.
   
   It tastes really amazing though like some of the best tasting weed I have had in a while.
   
   
10. 2019-11-16 at 12:10 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    This is the video that inspired me
    
    
11. 2019-11-15 at 11:58 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by ORACLE It's actually pretty impressive, assuming you never cheated.

    
    Not unless you define game breaking exploits as cheating. I feel like 1.15 was supposed to be the Nether Update but 1.13+ is so broken that they had to push it back a year just to focus on bugs
    
    Everything I'm doing has been patched in the snapshots so I only have a month to make the best of it.
    
    The reason a lot of servers are staying on 1.12.2 is because if you generate 1.13 chunks the new ocean biomes are all glitched and the kelp grows to the surface of the water everywhere
    
    So kelp has been unlimited for over a year, nobody uses it because it's so abundant. It's like a weed, aquatic kudzu. But in 1.15 it grows short on the ocean floor and takes waaaay more effort to harvest
    
    So when they switch from 1.12 to 1.15 it won't be all fucked up.
    
    I like the derpy giant kelp though it's cozy
12. 2019-11-15 at 11:46 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I was getting ham and root beer and there was a random pop up weed store and it's literally 1 block away from a major police station
    
    There was a mountain of weed on the counter and private security out front. They were giving out joints to all the homeless people
    
    
13. 2019-11-15 at 10:48 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I have absolutely no idea what any of that shit means. For me minecraft is about building wooden houses and harvesting wheat.

    
    It's all pretty new to me too
    
    I had no idea the villager update was so involved, I always ignored them before.
14. 2019-11-15 at 10:26 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    nobody builds anything except me anyways and I am already at a point where I can get 99lvls instantly, infinite food, redstone, lapis, iron. I don't need diamond or coal because I have villagers for enchanted diamond gear, Glowstone and unlimited bamboo.
    
    Im almost ready to start giving out shulkers full of max enchant gear, food, ender chest, obsidian, fire bow to anyone new that joins.
    
    Instead of punishment for hacking we should inform them of our glorious automatic gay space communism post scarcity society. Mining is for peasants and niggers
15. 2019-11-15 at 7:02 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    in case you ever want to go through the hell that is villager farming here are some tips:
    
    most villagers are cool except for 3 faggots
    
    Leatherworker - Low chance to get what you want on first level trade and a near impossible chance you will roll 4 of the same color dyed leather armor. I do not recommend trying to farm these niggers
    
    Fletcher - The only good thing he has is enchanted arrows but its a max level trade 1/16 chance you get anything decent. Took me 4-5 tries until I got a good one and you have to buy 20 bows to max level him and it costs like 4 stacks of emerald
    
    Cartographer - easily the worst one
    if you want item frames or a certain color banner you have a 1/17 chance and to get him to that level costs 3 compass, 3 stacks of window panes and 4 stacks of emerald
    took me so many tries to get item frames i lost count of how many I killed
    
    
16. 2019-11-15 at 6:52 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    fucking finally
    
    
17. 2019-11-15 at 4:45 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    holy shit this took 2 days of none stop leveling up villagers to get an item frame trade
    
    
    
    YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE EASY BUT NOPE
    
    
18. 2019-11-15 at 12:23 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Did you not ask me to send you drugs and Cheetos?
19. 2019-11-15 at 11:59 AM UTC in Hittin curbz
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm gonna cast a voodoo hex on your car since you drive for a living hopefully that increases the chance of you getting in a lethal accident
20. 2019-11-15 at 11:55 AM UTC in San Andreas is a goddamn masterpiece
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Same reason why diablo 3, Skyrim, fallout, saints row, halo, call of duty, starwars battlefront all became normie AAA garbage to sell micro transactions