Posts by the man who put it in my hood

1. 2019-12-02 at 4:07 AM UTC in I just had a boomer call me cheap..
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Hts got me McDonald's from a food delivery service this morning and the dude was pretty cool and said enjoy your lunch! Even though we ordered breakfast and it took 2 hours because of freezing rain
2. 2019-12-02 at 4 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by G Child please, men keyword here, have been making boiler makers w/ 151 rum,high test whiskies etc. for decades. Don't rationalize since your drink of choice is included in the "Fisher Price : My 1st Drinking Experience" package.

   
   I'm drinking two shots of jager in cider which is more volume and alcohol content than any of your rums or whiskeys. You can't deny scientific facts here. Jager and beer is the ultimate combo and the strongest drink which means it fucks you up the fastest
   
   You seem to have some aversion to getting completely trashed. Well let me tell you sir I do not have that same aversion and I got so drunk my girlfriend probably considered leaving me a few times.
   
   I never get like that, I have discovered the secret to destroying myself. You might scoff at the jager but I respect it because it has the power and potential to make any night LITTY but when you do too much you can end up like onlylosemelegs and shit and piss yourself every night and get robot legs from diabetes
   
   
3. 2019-12-02 at 3:55 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by mmQ My coworker bought the little jag package with a copper cup and thing of ginger ale, supposed to be like their version of a Moscow Mule or whatever.
   
   Anyway it fucking sucked ass. I dabble with jag whenever I'm at his place cuz that's all he fuckin drinks for whatever reason. I just prefer the bombs with red bull. It's the only version that tastes decent to me.

   i tried it with this and it was alright
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's so spicy and good. Between ginger ale and ginger beer in spicyness
   
   

4. 2019-12-02 at 3:51 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Practices of the Order of Light and Love – which is the order of the “Children of Light”
   
   Try to reduce salt that you swallow – try not to salt food and eat much reduced salt items.
   When coming close to sac.[sacrament], two weeks or less stop most salt consumption. Helps with water flow in body plus MAOI’s.
   
   Use very little black pepper, replace with cayenne Use as much hot sauce and cayenne pepper as possible – avoid Jalapeño everything.
   
   No items from fast food store.
   No dried meats.
   
   Reduce beef and pork consumption. Best to avoid pork all the time. If you must eat beef less than 4oz. per week and none for about two weeks prior to sac.
   
   Turkey over chicken because of L-Tryptophan. Try to eat very little chicken compared to turkey – eat neither two weeks before sac.
   
   Never eat animal glands, hearts, liver and so on. Only muscle mass.
   
   No Alcohol – No beer, no wine, no distilled, None for two weeks prior to sac.
   
   Fish raw or cooked, never fried. Try to eat less than one pound a week. Sushi is good, take care no parasites.
   
   Take B-complex, B-12 twenty-four hours before, take large vitamin C dose 8 hours before.
   
   Raw corn, no limit, eat everyday, 1 week before sac, eat around sac. Try not to eat
   mush cooked corn – Raw corn
   Try to avoid potatoes, any form.
   
   Avoid fermented foods: pickles, sauerkraut, beers, wines, sake, soy sauce, miso
   soup (none for 24 hours before). Any marinated foods for 24 hrs balsamic vinegar, cooking wines, etc.
   Avoid yeast foods.
   Take no Amino Acid supplements for 4 days before.
   No pharmaceuticals unless emergency
   No soda pop and such.
   As clean as water you can find.
   Never smoke anything unless rare ceremony
   Fast often, once a month or more. Major fast once every 6 months for 1-3 weeks.
   No synthetic sugar or spices – AVOID, AVOID
   Avoid breads unless homemade – even then less than 6 pieces a week.
   Milk – avoid it and all of its derivatives – some cheese once a month – some yogurt once a week.
   Drink rice milk as often as possible
   Do not get hooked on rice. Even brown organic rice should be eaten only 2 times per week. Drink as much rice milk as you want.
5. 2019-12-02 at 3:38 AM UTC in Help, I am getting fucked up in Minecraft Badlands Edition.
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   NO DONT KILL THEM
   
   THEY CAN BE USED TO FARM INFINITE EMERALD
6. 2019-12-02 at 3:35 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I recommend fasting for a week before and taking a very dose
7. 2019-12-02 at 3:34 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Sudo lol scron clearly just got his welfare check

   
   Yeah I am already sick of binge drinking and it's only the 1st
8. 2019-12-02 at 3:30 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   It's basically hard liquor except you can't pour whiskey or vodka in an 8% beer retard
   
   Beer and Jäger is more volume and higher alcohol content than any cocktail. You would know that if you had any class at all
   
   It's a classy digestif that exudes masculinity
   
   
9. 2019-12-02 at 3:17 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   So you want to make the Fletcher Memorial Home?
   
   
10. 2019-12-02 at 3:11 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian clear is tek/meth/whatever your local slang is.

    
    I haven't done it in a few months. I found a dealer but I haven't bought any mostly because I hate interacting with drug dealers more than I want to get high
    
    

    Originally posted by WellHung Why didnt the weed cure the hangover?

    
    I ran out, I have been smoking floor weed. I hate drug dealers i like buying from a store instead because it's more impersonal and robotic. Like buying alcohol or large quantities of cold medicine
11. 2019-12-02 at 3:07 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by mmQ How much is a bottle of jag there?

    
    $30 for a 750ml bottle
    I think the 1.14 was $44.50
    
    I got 4 cans of cider, 6 beer and the big Jager for $75
    
    The 750ml bottles usually last me 12 beers. But I did around 20 shots and drank half the bottle in one night and all the beer, and possibly a cider.
    
    I am still hung over.
12. 2019-12-02 at 3:04 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    They get you drunk as fuck
    
    It's a digestif. Real high class shit and it mixes with everything. I have no beer left but I do have two cans of cider.
    
    Most people just mix it with red bull
13. 2019-12-02 at 3 AM UTC in Guess what movie im watching.
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The Harlem Globetrotters lmrao
14. 2019-12-02 at 2:58 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What is clear
    
    Jäger is hardcore alcoholic tier. I've been pouring multiple shots into beer and drank half the bottle last night. I also didn't eat much
    
    

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If I quit smoking weed I can be drunk 24/7
    
    I have never been a hardcore alcoholic before I think it's time for a new journey. The bigger bottles don't even last that long I did like 10 shots today
    
    

15. 2019-12-02 at 2:54 AM UTC in Whats wrong with you?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The real honorable way to die is to suffer through the adrenaline keeping you alive
    
    Malice and Juice box were cowards that couldn't embrace suffering which is why I have no respect for them in death.
16. 2019-12-02 at 2:51 AM UTC in Is Morocco worth visiting?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    If you lose a war you can't really complain.
17. 2019-12-02 at 2:50 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You need to live life on the edge more.
    
    When I was your age I had an army of highschool kids that would rob drug dealers I met through my job at a hydroponics store.
18. 2019-12-02 at 2:43 AM UTC in Help, I am getting fucked up in Minecraft Badlands Edition.
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It's underground in abandoned mineshafts I will hook you up when I can get online
19. 2019-12-02 at 2:42 AM UTC in I am a horse. Apparently. An Earth Horse. How do horses fare in the Year of the Rat?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It's the year of the rattex lmrao
20. 2019-12-02 at 2:14 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah but it feels like shit and causes tons of nausea.

    
    NOT IF YOU HAVE A TOLERANCE