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Posts by the man who put it in my hood

  1. What's your sex life with shell like?

    Does she pretend to be your step mom walking in on you masturbating and say "You bad boy! You need to be punished!" And make you suck on her nipples
  2. That's why I never jived with Judeo-Christian religions. They are obsessed with humans and books written by humans claimed to be works of God.

    God is real and prophets are important for helping people realize and understanding the existence of a creator but it seems to me like churches are more about culture and traditions instead of worship of a creator.

    Like I passed by one of those ethnic European church's with a fancy St. Dude stained Glass window and it looked like some cult shit.

    Saints are a cool concept though
  3. Oh god I'm having flashbacks to all the Jamaican girls my dad dated when i was young

    Justice
    Princess
    Destiny
  4. My family is also Christian, I grew up in the church and believed in God most of my life but whenever they started talking about Jesus I would get quiet

    Protestant Christianity is weird they are JESUS FREAKS obsessed with Jesus Jesus give your life to Jesus pray to Jesus study Jesus Jesus is all!! JESUS!!!.

    When I went to a Catholic service for the first time it was like a cult. Everyone was clapping their hands to a hymn and they were all was spinning and moving in sequence.
  5. Are these all American Africans or immigrant ones? Those names are wild
  6. Totse and erowid got me into chemistry, it's just so sexy how they make something from nothing just like funk
  7. There was a secret moderator only forum on The Hive that had top secret research, sources to get precursors and stuff.

    One of the people took a bunch of that info and put it on Zoklet because it was a totse forum about freedom of information and known for shitty fake meth recipes.

    What that man did was truly a revolutionary action, lots of people hate him and this community because we "blew the lid" on a certain MDMA precursor but INFORMATION SHOULD BE FREE JUST LIKE JEFF HUNTER WANTED BEFORE HE DID 9/11
  8. That's why all the new designer drugs are fluoridated analogues
  9. Mass effect 1 was such a hype game it's a classic
    2 was a good sequel

    Then I bought mass effect 3 one day while I was depressed hoping a classic series I love would bring me out of my funk. Oh boy a rail shooter section! Just like call of duty!
  10. I used to be straight edge but I had a lot better luck smoking weed and trying to date stoner, tripper, raver type party chicks.
  11. Weed and alcohol at 16
    Mushrooms, benadryl, Deztromefforfam at 17
    Research Chems, cocaine, benzos and opiates at 18

    Then I started ordering shit from Silk road and tried lots of random drugs. Tried meth for the first time in 2014 and it's been my favorite drug ever since

    I've slowed down a lot though the only new things I've tried in years are methiopropamine, 4-Aco-DMT and fentanyl

    Thing I haven't done but want to try: spice, PCP, mxe, DiPT, methylaminorex and ergot wine. Also I've never tried any cathinones :(
  12. Tell them you are an acolyte of the order of the quantum Tetrahedron and you are training to become a monk
  13. he did an R kelly

  14. high on tek and weed
  15. i'm the worst drug dealer here, I gave people amazing deals like $40 quarters of quality indoor, I would sell dubs, take change, barter, take stolen goods. I'm paranoid about herpes so I don't like sharing joints, I roll two joints and give you one to test it.

    My ounces were 30 grams. In the end everyone took my kindness for weakness and tried to fuck me over

    I might have been the worst dealer but I had the last laugh

  16. Originally posted by DietPiano Man i had to buy tests and convince these moyherwiggers that they arent pregnate but they dont believe me until they see it, there was only one that i yhought there was a CHANCE she could be because the condom broke cause it was cheap and shitty and because she was cheap and shitty and I broke up with her immediately after she dipsticked because i hate her and shes worthless

    Pregnancy tests aren't cheap when you are a poor 16 year old, I think I shoplifted them a few times i was so desperate,
    They were all negative, god damn bitches. That's when I started drinking and smoking weed i used to be straight edge lol
  17. do benzos noob
  18. im hallucinating bad weather its actually nice outside but i keep thinking its gonna thunderstorm
  19. She doesn't enjoy having sex with girls, fucking their pussies and such. I am surprised she's never done anal with a girl before, I have convinced so many girls to try it for the first time

    I am used to fucking girls in the ass because im paranoid, had to buy lots of pregnancy tests when i was younger and I actually got a girl pregnant that was against abortions, and I don't like condoms because my dicc is too big
  20. Rate my youtube playlist it's mostly rap / hip hop

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQvR5Wek_LgzBOVCZyjOAdIxruzc4URVS

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