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2024-11-16 at 7:47 PM UTC in Do you feel loved when you come on this forum?
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2024-11-16 at 7:37 PM UTC in Paul Vs. Tyson Fight TONIGHT!nobody looked at their genitals except women and gay dudes
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2024-11-16 at 7:35 PM UTC in mash
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2024-11-16 at 7:33 PM UTC in When Silence Becomes a Religion: The Ascetic Path of Ignoring EveryoneExistence (Base): The mundane world that must be transcended.
Absurdity (Angle): The chaotic path leading to enlightenment.
Transcendence (Apex): The state of spiritual and mental liberation. -
2024-11-16 at 7:15 PM UTC in My favorite Australian SprinterGout Gout's journey to Australia began as a young boy when his family immigrated from South Sudan, seeking a brighter future. Growing up in Brisbane, Gout quickly embraced Australian culture and became fascinated with boomerangs.
From a young age, Gout displayed an uncanny talent for throwing boomerangs. His throws were so precise and powerful that he became a local legend in competitive boomeranging. By his early teens, he was renowned as the greatest boomeranger in history. At one particularly memorable event, Gout threw a boomerang so far and with such velocity that it vanished into the skies, never to return. Locals began to whisper that it had entered orbit, destined to circle the planet until it returned someday.
Gout, undeterred, sprinted after it, shouting, “WHERE IS MY BOOMERANG?” He ran tirelessly, his gaze fixed upward, traversing the vast Australian outback in his quest, his search became an obsession.
One day, while running through a field, a seasoned coach noticed the extraordinary speed and endurance of the young boy. Stopping Gout mid-chase, the coach exclaimed, "You’ve got great pace, mate! Ever considered pro sprinting?"
Gout paused for the first time in years, catching his breath. “Ahh, sure, okay, I’ll do that,” he replied. “I just gotta find this boomerang first.”
The rest is history. Gout transitioned from chasing his elusive boomerang to chasing Olympic dreams. Yet, even as he sprints down the track, the legend says he still keeps an eye on the sky, waiting for the day his boomerang returns. -
2024-11-16 at 7:08 PM UTC in You can feed these hoes like birds
Originally posted by Fluttershy I'm not racist I just have racial hangups. Like if i pick up the phone and it's an indian, I hang up.
I answer the phone like "Oh hello this is Ronaldo speaking, what's up?" and I hear CHING GHONC BING BING BING and then I immediately switch to a thick fake indian accent like "OH YES SIR VERY GOOD DEAL SIR I HAVE OFFICE IN BOMBAY SIRS PLEASE LET US EXCHANGE BITCOINS SIRS" they hang up on me
I just want to be friends with scammers :( -
2024-11-16 at 7:04 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentordered a single candy bar from amazon some factory worker pulled it out of a robot, put it in a bag and put it in a private taxi for my chocoalte bar directly to my door
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2024-11-16 at 7:03 PM UTC in mash
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2024-11-16 at 7:01 PM UTC in Paul Vs. Tyson Fight TONIGHT!
Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i forgot which site that forced me to watch the weigh in but it was extremely gay.
men looking at two men wearing nothing but skin-tight-papper-thin underwear that reveals the sillohuette of their dick and balls
they might as well just paint their groin black for the weight in
maybe you're jsut gay and everyone else thought it was a cool promotional event to build up hype -
2024-11-16 at 7:01 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....she could ride me like thee stallion
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2024-11-16 at 5:54 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2024-11-16 at 5:50 PM UTC in Paul Vs. Tyson Fight TONIGHT!idk fuys even DSP could beat him up
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2024-11-16 at 5:48 PM UTC in How much is Wellhung's life worthYou FUCKING RETARDS this guy literally doxxed himself years ago
Originally posted by Rabbi T. Weed You believe that Israelis such as myself are "false Jews". I am not "accusing you" of being an antisemite. I am observing you being an antisemite. It is unfortunate that you are mentally ill, but your mental illness is not an excuse to continue behaving in this way. You understand this, yes? I don't know anything about "name play". My name is Tobias Weed and I am a Rabbi.
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2024-11-16 at 5:40 PM UTC in Where are you at now in life vs. when you first signed up for NIS?Almost no forks of communism devolved into suicide cults. Except for the Japanese Red Army, those guys were nuts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asama-Sans%C5%8D_incidentThe Forest Incident (1971–1972)
The group retreated to a mountain lodge in the Japanese Alps to train and prepare for their revolutionary activities. Over the course of several months, paranoia, power struggles, and radical interpretations of Marxist doctrine led the leaders to enforce brutal "self-criticism sessions" on members. These sessions were meant to purge "bourgeois thinking" but turned into torture.
Purges and Deaths: Members were forced to beat each other and endure extreme conditions. Those who were deemed insufficiently committed or "ideologically impure" were executed or left to die. Out of about 29 members, 12 were killed during this period.
Why Such Failures Would Never Happen Under Lannyism:
Focus on Unity: Lannyism’s harmonious development and non-interference principles prevent paranoia and infighting, emphasizing unity over ideological purity.
Flexibility in Ideology: By maintaining ideological sovereignty, Lannyism avoids rigid dogmatism, ensuring that the system evolves with the needs of its people.
Respect for the Individual: Lannyism protects individuals’ natural development and contribution to the collective, rejecting coercive practices like purges or forced "self-criticism."
Daoist Inspirations: The balance and interconnectedness at the heart of Lannyism ensure that all decisions contribute to the broader harmony, avoiding extremist behaviors.
In short, Lannyism transcends the failings of traditional communism by rooting itself in balance, adaptability, and respect for human and societal growth. Under such a system, the United Red Army’s failures would be inconceivable, as harmony and development take precedence over ideological extremism. -
2024-11-16 at 5:20 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)that's okay. I never really posted much on Zoklet anyways and had less than 100 posts the entire time the site existed
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2024-11-16 at 5:18 PM UTC in I have found a 1946 S over Dis that a hooker penny slang term for "sucking and dicking"
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2024-11-16 at 5:15 PM UTC in My favorite Australian SprinterGout Gout is an Australian sprinter from Queensland who has set multiple records in the 100m and 200m:
200m
At the Queensland All-Schools Track and Field Championships in November 2023, Gout ran a 20.29 second 200m, which was:
The fastest 200m by an Australian since 1993
A new Australian under-20 record
Fourth on the Australian all-time list for the 200m
Qualified him for the 2024 Olympic final
100m
In March 2024, Gout ran a 10.29 second 100m at the Queensland Athletics Championships. This time was:
Similar in style to Usain Bolt
Just outside of Josh Azzopardi's 10.20s Olympic heat
Other records
Gout also holds the Australian under-16 national record in both the 100m and 200m.
Gout Gout is taking the world by storm folx a fine example of what the youth of today are able to achieve
Gout was born in Ipswich, Queensland to parents from South Sudan who moved to Australia two years before he was born. He attends Ipswich Grammar School in South East Queensland. Gout Gout, a 16-year-old Australian sprinter originally from Ipswich, Queensland, is focused on advancing his athletic career and education. He recently competed in the 2024 World Athletics U20 Championships, where he achieved impressive results, including a personal best in the 200m and a silver medal. Gout is emerging as a top prospect in track and field, holding several national and regional records in the 100m and 200m. His success has drawn comparisons to Usain Bolt, though he emphasizes building his own legacy.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/more-sports/sprint-sensation-gout-gout-has-signed-a-professional-contract-with-adidas/news-story/aab743910d083e58584ebeda0f4072bd -
2024-11-16 at 4:42 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬As a young man in school, I was a member of the Scholastic Book Club (https://clubs.scholastic.com/
). I purchased a book called "None Dare Call It Conspiracy". That was 1970. From then, until now, I've been warning everyone I could think of about the globalist agenda.
Before Alex Jones
Before David Icke
I was warning everyone. When computers started showing up, I typed in my (WOW!) 2 color ANSI text, long before there was even an internet.
I am the most hated man on the Internet. I have the attention of not one, but TWO online terrorist groups, "Trolls Haters & Naysayers" and the "HONR" Network, started by Lenny Posner, who love to destroy people's lives.
They try to get me banned on every social platform. They love to say "Get a Job", but just recently got me banned from Twitch, just as I was about to be monetized. I guess they don't want me to "get a job" after all........
Understand that NONE of the accusations levied against me are true. If they were, I'd be in Federal Prison FOR LIFE, right?
Of course I would.
Of course, the FBI has done NOTHING to shut these two groups down. -
2024-11-16 at 4:26 PM UTC in How much is Wellhung's life worth
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2024-11-16 at 4:24 PM UTC in I have found a 1946 S over Dgood year