i dont think im allowed in america
Jiggaboo Johnson is the male version of those women that spend all their time on Facebook buy and sell groups
Next he is gonna start organizing coupons
2020-01-10 at 2:56 PM UTC
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The bad ass thread
Sounds pretty Gay.
Cool people don't have to visit foreign countries to have wild interesting lives.
Sometimes you dont even need to go outside.
2020-01-10 at 2:48 PM UTC
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what should i buy from amazon
I know right fukken nerds
2020-01-10 at 2:47 PM UTC
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The bad ass thread
The only reason that happened was because we were both on benzos
I don't think anyone actually got hurt we were just both blacked out on the tiz. I have injured myself a lot worse than that before on benzos
Y'all remember it so well because you live sheltered lives but that's pretty normal for me. It's not the first time a girl read me the news while ODing on GABAgenic drugs and I'm sure it isn't the last
My mom used to helicopter slap me in the middle of the night and break my video games randomly when I was sleeping so I sliced her hand with a knife and she stopped drinking. Another time she threw a boot at my TV and broke a $2000 flat screen just because she was drunk
I make women angry
2020-01-10 at 2:41 PM UTC
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what should i buy from amazon
Looks like the connector port for a mouse on the computer I had as a kid
2020-01-10 at 2:35 PM UTC
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My impression of §m£ÂgØL.
He seems like the kind of person to invite you to a gay bar even though you're straight and when you are reluctantly agree he ditches you around midnight to go home with a buff lifeguard named Javier to do poppers and crystal and you don't hear from him until Sunday after you had to hitchhike home because the club was in the industrial district not near a highway and a sketchy group of niggers pulled up on you and took your wallet
2020-01-10 at 2:32 PM UTC
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what should i buy from amazon
All I know is that I'm a cheap whore
Who wants to see my ass
2020-01-10 at 2:31 PM UTC
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ASK ME ANYTHING
Would you sleep with me if we were both single
a pogo stick looks like it wouldn't break if you jump on it