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  1. Originally posted by aldra nice nails

    Thanks, I spent a while on them
  2. threaten to not step on his balls
  3. Originally posted by l a n n ­y s - m o ­m m i e - gave me a two h­ole for one price sp­ecial nine months before he was born now hes mad that his con­ception was p­receded by the exchange of pocket change. who's your daddy, b­itch this is why i dont post on my main name…the first time i make a post of any content whatsoever he'd ban it for some obscure excuse.

    he's banned hundreds (literally) of my accounts that havent made a single inappropriate post.

    yeah it's dumb, at least call it what it is instead of being a little bitch.

    Ban evading, not spam.

    I don't even remember what this account got banned for and I doubt lanny does either.
    the fuck is this shit?
  4. Yeah people are such pussies these days they could totally make everything illegal. the fuck would you do about it? LEGALIZE IT!!!

  5. Because you slop on his knob
  6. Originally posted by l a n n ­y s - m o ­m m i e - gave me a two h­ole for one price sp­ecial nine months before he was born now hes mad that his con­ception was p­receded by the exchange of pocket change. who's your daddy, b­itch you should kill yourself considering what extent you went through to 'block' me…considering i give zero fucks about your opinion. knowing i caused such chaffing to your tenders is more of a reward than you can fathom.

    if you didnt have me blocked like the retard that you are youd have read in my posts that i expend literally zero effort at every countermeasure i have for lanntards pathetic attempts at banishing me. if i wanted to this site would be perpetually 404'd. i dont care enough to expend such effort when the rewards im harvesting from that poor basement dwelling tard are something money cant buy.

    also, they arent invisible hyphens you stupid fuck.

    but, youre not reading any of this and have no idea how pathetic everyone thinks you are so youre going to keep on keeping on being pathetic.
  7. did it work
  8. that our plural
  9. isn't that cyber stalking
  10. hey kid,ever do a rock of crank? TEK DOTZ


  11. i dont even like cocaine except for maybe once a year at most. I haven't done it in almost 2 years

    Snorting an entire gram of something is too much effort. I much prefer to just take a few big puddles from da pipe and stay up all night and day for a week until i run out. Thats more my style.

    Cocaine is too expensive to binge on fucking blow grams in a night, PISS THAT. I can stretch a gram of crank for a week

    You only have to do like 30mg smoked to be high for 10+ hours. Cocaine lasts like 30 mins, fuck that.


  12. yeh i have lived life, what have you ever done?

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Not magic mushrooms. Morchella's/Morels

    Most fun I've ever had in my life. This is the ancestral home of my people, my body is PERFECTLY built for this.

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man The night started off so harmless.

    I got home and downed a box of zimmmies, went for a walk to the drug store to get bundyX gelcaps cuz CCC is killing me. The shit hits me in the store and I start to pour sweat and my pupils are giant, managed to get 3 boxes of gelcaps and 4 arizona green teas. I am carrying these tea heading home and suddenly…

    Some drunk dude sitting on a bus bench drinking a beer says some drunken slurred words to me and im like "what?" and he says "Can I have a ciggarette?" i gave him a smoke and sat down on the bench because I was tripping the FUCK out.

    This guy tells me he is in the hells angels and hes so drunk he can barely walk, I gave him like $10 in coins so he could buy beer, his name is Les. But he also asks to use my phone and dial a number to call his brother Danny and im like shure man I don't give a fuck and then he says to me "We have a pallet of guns and cocaine coming in I gotta call my brother" and he had a piece of paper with a phone number and "Danny" written at the top.

    Danny didn't pick up the phone and suddenly this native guy rolls up on a bicycle and says this is his first time in the city but he knows Les by name and apparently they went to Jail together lol wtf?. Then Les pulls out thhis piece of paper and hands it tot me and i open it up and its an insurance claim for $3000 for a car accident or some shit with LESTER GORDON FREEMAN written at the top and im like wtf dude.

    Then for no reason at all I say "HEY MAN GOT ANY TECH?" and suddenly the native guy and Les are talking about how there is a guy at the bar with an 8 ball the size of your fist and im like wut. Then he said "Phone the guy man!" and I said "What guy?" and the native guy said "Danny!" and im like how does he know Danny? and they both tell me to phone danny so I ring him up and the phone is turned off.

    Les says "THATS DRUNK FUCK IS PLAYING THE SLOTS I KNOW IT!" and then the native guy talks to me privately he says "hey man if you need tek i know a girl shes pretty too" and im like fucking call her up mate, i keep thinking this guy is gonna run away with either my phone or cash so I want to stick with Les to find Tek but I let the native guy use my phone.

    He calls the girl and says he has to go meet her somewhere? He says "watch my bag" and goes off, im like wtf im tripping out that guy was not legit. Then Les asks for another ciggarrette and I give it to him, he tries to get me to go to the bar he says he only smokes and drinks. I tried to smoke a joint with him but he wouldnt do it.

    For some reason I decide to call the number of the girl and some mexican/colombian woman starts swearing at me asking where the fuck I am and then she hung up on me. I decided to wait there longer and the native guy came back and a bunch of other people that knew les came by and there was this toothless hooker that barely spoke english and I kept giving her ciggarretttes and calling her beautiful. She just walked on the bus with no money or anything lol. The native guy starts looking real nervous/sketch he says to give him the money and he will leave his bike and im like holy fuck this is really going down, so I give him the money.

    He comes back with a huge grin on his face and walks into the bus shelter thing me and Les were chillin in and says "SCOOOOOOOOOOORE" and im like no way. Of course he wants some, so does everyone else, and theres a lot of people here. So I say "I gotta go meet my friends" the native guy tries to follow me but I was wandering too far from Crack Ave so he got sussed out and ditched me. Now all I had to worry about was the cops.

    I saw SO MANY FUCKING POLICE maybe 20 or so cars/van/truck even a helicopter but I was in the heart of the city at a bus stop I was sitting there for 2 and a half Hours tripping the fuck out on bundy waiting for big brother to start and somehow I scored tech. what the fuck.

    I am never doing this again lol so fucking sketchy, darknet is where its at.
    Also im tripping really hard on CCC and I have like a dozen missed calls on my phone from some guy named danny and all these angry text messages. Such a heat score





    Always trust the triangles.
  13. "Bufotenine and N,N-dimethyltryptamine (DMT) are hallucinogenic dimethylated indolethylamines (DMIAs) formed from serotonin and tryptamine by the enzyme indolethylamine N-methyltransferase (INMT) ubiquitously present in non-neural tissues. In mammals, endogenous bufotenine and DMT have been identified only in human urine."

    Not only have I identified the active constituent in a jenk trip, I have also isolated the key reaction mechanism behind it's production. I believe this research will lead to mass production of jenk.

    "A new finding was the detection of large amounts of bufotenine in stools, which may be an indication of its role in intestinal function. It is suggested that fecal and urinary bufotenine originate from epithelial cells of the intestine and the kidney, respectively, although the possibility of their synthesis by intestinal bacteria cannot be excluded."

    Bufotenin 3-(2-Dimethylaminoethyl)-1H-indol-5-ol
    5-HO-DMT
    N,N-dimethylserotonin
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bufotenin

    "Bufotenin was first isolated from toad skin, and named by the Austrian chemist Handovsky at the University of Prague during World War I. The structure of bufotenine was first confirmed in 1934 by Heinrich Wieland’s laboratory in Munich, and the first reported synthesis of bufotenine was by Toshio Hoshino and Kenya Shimodaira in 1935."

    It has been previously thought that the psychoactive properties of Jenk were caused by Methane Gas, but it was unknown as to exactly how this produced an hour long trip that was more similar to a tryptamine than an inhalant.

    With this information on the jenkem molecule we can research more efficient Bufotenin production, analogues , perhaps a "JiHKAL - Jenkamines I have known and loved".
  14. you're like that mean bartender with the satanic tattoo from Cheers

  15. i would smoke weed here but americans are faggots

  16. yeah thats pretty fucking dumb. LIke if someone tells me to be cool it I don't think to myself "Hmm today I will destroy the government"
  17. Hmmmmm, if I took the Methyl group on this crank molecule, put it on the beta-bits, like that bannadine split-configuration, then moved Ethyl over here, and put Fred on top of Lucy, I wonder what Ricky would say?
  18. me too dawg. Reminds me of when I was a kid

    We used to make giant snowballs in the school field that were so massive it took a group of kids to push it and the ball would get all gross and black from picking up crap and people would stuff their fruit roll up wrapper in it.

    one time we took out a fence with one

  19. if you post "Hi" lanny will ban it for "spamming" because he is a butthurt faggot
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