Posts by the man who put it in my hood

1. 2021-12-04 at 7:18 PM UTC in How do I catch a squirrel in a heater?
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   killing animals is wrong unless you eat it
2. 2021-12-04 at 7:16 PM UTC in I thought this was an Onion. It's not
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   That's a bullet, not an onion
3. 2021-12-04 at 6:43 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
4. 2021-12-04 at 6:17 PM UTC in Become a Serial Killer
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   covid isn't real
5. 2021-12-04 at 6:17 PM UTC in guys shes willing to do it
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Wariat Apparently that weird and immature 16 yr old the one i met at the mall with her friend claims shes willing to try licking asshole if I pay she says. Like I said I am weary of paying as I dont do prostitution never had and its illegal with those under 18 even though sex isnt or age of consent is way lower. so I probably wont but she is willing she says. She may be fucking with me though as we talked on camera earlier and she was making fun of me liking it or the idea of it being gross than all of a sudden she messages me saying she was kidding and likes doing it. so i dont fucking know. she was with a friend or some other chick as they talked.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Wariat I just asked her how often does she fuck for money and she said it isnt my business.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Wariat I literally did not know I was talking to a hooker the whole time and assumed it was some innocent girl with friend at the mall at the coffee shop.

6. 2021-12-04 at 6:16 PM UTC in Bestowed Beef Stroganoff
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Hamburger Helper
   
   
7. 2021-12-04 at 6:13 PM UTC in 2021 Young Congress woman of the year award
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by stl1

   
   she has pretty dark skin I wonder what her butthoel and nipples look like
8. 2021-12-04 at 6:11 PM UTC in How do I catch a squirrel in a heater?
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   why is there a computer in your furnace?
9. 2021-12-04 at 6:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   
10. 2021-12-04 at 6:09 PM UTC in The Social Engineering Failure just now. FUKU ALL
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Wow, What an imagination. I bet next time you will say I then left the county as a deputy sheriff and took and completed the course at QUantico

    
    you said it, not me.
    
    

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Because Mental Retardation is self infliction. not something you were born with.
    
    One Retards themselves.

    
    Is that what happened to you. How did you "retard yourself"
    
    did you hit your head really hard on a desk? Is that why you're so dull?
11. 2021-12-04 at 6:01 PM UTC in Time to respawn this planet
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm gonna hop on one and live there instead, fuck yall
12. 2021-12-04 at 6 PM UTC in Ginger is an anagram of Nigger
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    lol it is
13. 2021-12-04 at 5:55 PM UTC in What strain are you smoking right now
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Obbe Sativa or Indica? Never seen one below 75% THC, how is it?

    
    It says hybrid. I got it because it has high CBD and lower THC levels because my girlfriend gets a panic attack from smoking one hit of weed
    
    she hit it last night while drunk before going to bed and it made the booze spins and tummy rumbles settle down without making her freak out so that was cool. She doesn't seem too interested in hitting it more than that
    
    I've been puffing on it and I can feel it if I take a bunch of good hits but it's not that strong. Maybe my tolerance, but I feel like I could hit this thing 20 times and not get that much effect, it tastes nice though.
    
    I like the cannabanoid rush from smoking a big bong hit of green or hash that knocks me on my ass
    
    

    Originally posted by Obbe The super lemon haze I got tastes like Lemon Pledge because they use fake terpenes

    
    Lol whaaat??? Fake terpenes? That's wild. I should manufacture fake terpenes if they are so popular. I'm against adulturants in cannabis products though that sounds wack. Mine kinda tastes like pine cleaner
    
    
14. 2021-12-04 at 5:44 PM UTC in I don't understand how alcohol is legal but meth isn't
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I remember missing the bus because I was hitting the pipe so I called a cab, snorted a line and got there early.

    
    Imagine trying this but with booze. You are too busy chugging beer so you miss the bus and instead call a cab, do a shot and show up to work drunk as fuck slurring words stumbling all over the place "WOULD YOU RATHER I CALL IN SICK WHEN I'M NOT SICK? I"M TRYING TO MAKE MONEY DOn'T TELL ME TO LEAVE YEAH IM DRUNK BUT I CAN'T REALLY CHANGE THAT CAN I BOSS?????"
    
    Unless you are a stealth drunk or something but who the fuck goes to work drunk?
    
    Alcohol gives "being intoxicated at work" a bad name.
    
    
15. 2021-12-04 at 4:26 PM UTC in I don't understand how alcohol is legal but meth isn't
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny learn how to control your body with your mind instead of letting your body control your mind.

    
    I lost control that's why they call it a hang over you are not hanging on firm you are hanging over the edge by a nail trying to regain control
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Grylls Then your body isn’t used to drinking
    
    Stick to weed or fresh air

    
    Yes. Alcohol with no tolerance can sometimes lead to not being able to eat or drink
    
    But meth with no tolerance I feel much better like you can go to work the next day. I have never missed work because of meth, I remember missing the bus because I was hitting the pipe so I called a cab, snorted a line and got there early.
    
    I have called in sick to work because I drank too much it's not a good feeling losing money because you spent all your money on booze. '
16. 2021-12-04 at 4:17 PM UTC in I don't understand how alcohol is legal but meth isn't
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny big meals, salty and greasy foods increase heart rate and metabolism, so that your body can purge the toxic chemicals in your body faster.

    
    yeah thats what you would think would make sense. I am very hungry and need food but my body is a faggot nigger that does not want food or water WHY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
    
    I NEED FOOD AND WATER MOTHERFUCKER STOP SPINNING AND FEELING DIZZY WHEN I LAY DOWN
17. 2021-12-04 at 4:15 PM UTC in I don't understand how alcohol is legal but meth isn't
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Grylls A full English with a coffee and any type of breakfast juice is the closest thing to a hangover cure there is

    
    I will just puke it back up
    
    

    Originally posted by Solstice drink water and Gatorade

    
    you mean drink nothing and still puke anyways
    
    i googled "puke up stomach lining" and this came out. She kinda looks like my hangover stomach lining puke
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because meth is like alcohol with penis.

    
    sucking the glass dick
18. 2021-12-04 at 3:27 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by frala What a waste of money. You guys obviously hate the environment too. God I bet your house is a manic nightmare.

    
    Paper schizophrenia I bet they flush baby wipes too
19. 2021-12-04 at 3:22 PM UTC in The Social Engineering Failure just now. FUKU ALL
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Post your police identify badge ID card and badge number and a selfie from inside the squad car
20. 2021-12-04 at 3:21 PM UTC in The Social Engineering Failure just now. FUKU ALL
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I talked to red he seems normal. You are a snitch rat cop caller that wasted the police time. You seem like a cop. If I ever met you I would hit you over the head, knock you out and tie you to a chair.
    
    I would torture you with blow torch. Drilling your teeth to the root with a powerdrill. Hammer 🔨 on hands. Ripping out nails with pliers until you either admit you are a police officer or die
    
    Do you have any objections? It's the only way to confirm if you are a police