2018-02-27 at 9:14 PM UTC
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You know what's annoying?
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What about "I'm a 9/10" NARCassist? Where did you hear that first?
2018-02-27 at 9:12 PM UTC
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Dairy Entry : 28/02/18.
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Get well soon, and don't drink too much. I have heard of chinese people dying after drinking 1 beer
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I don't know about you guys, but I actually try my best to slip in the topic of this thread in my everyday interactions, mostly with people I don't know (most of my friends are already jedi-pilled) especially since I'll never see them again. Worst case scenario they think I'm wrong and forget about me - best case scenario they go home and do a quick google. It is the hardest pill to casually drop compared to the easy "the left are crazy" stuff. For example, I was in a pub the other day watching the arsenal vs. man city game. There was some random bitch next to me. (not exactly word for word)
Me: who you got?
Her: i don't know, i don't know anything about football. you?
Me: same. i barely even watch tv.
Her: haha ikr, what's the point now? we have internet
Me: yeah, at least on the internet i can kinda choose what i wanna see. with tv, it's just given to us. too many weird things on tv too.
Her: what do you mean?
Me: i just feel like everything is too sexualised now. what happened to subtlety? don't you feel like there's so much objectification of women now?
Her: yeah i know exactly what you mean.
Me: it's not surprising really, considering that most of the media is owned by only like 6 companies. sex sells right? those guys at the top know what to do to bring that cash in. it's interesting how most of them are run by uh...well i heard....actually, lol. forget it. it's weird.
Her: what? whaaat? come on, that's gonna bug now. don't do that!!!! come on!!!!
Me: well you know those conspiracies? like "it's the jediwwz!" i was reading an article the other day and the media actually is mostly run by people who happen to be jedi. they're so smart, no wonder they're overrepresented in media. it's funny because my jedi friend's dad works in advertising. that guy is a genius!
Her: hmm. i think i have heard that before.
Me: yeah, i mean i doubt there's a conspiracy with them all sitting around a table, but statistics are statistics i guess. but anyway, don't take my word for it, i'm just telling you what i read online
Depending on who I'm talking to I will change up the "I just feel like everything is too something now". When I talk to black people, I'll say "I just feel like there's so much race-baiting now", or if I talk to liberals I'll say "I just feel like there's so much right-wing stuff now" and so on and so forth. I just lie about some bullshit since people's identity/beliefs is usually linked to what they think is in the media, regardless of its validity. I also slip in "my jedi friends say" or "my cousin is married to a jedi guy" in order to make me appear non-bigoted. I do this sort of shit several times a day. How will jedis ever recover?
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I've been writing a novel for nearly two years. It is loosely based on my exploits.
How do I published this? This is legitimately a 9.5/10 book and somebody with an IQ below 110 will consider it one of the greatest of all time. Is there anything I need to take into account before going to a publishing agency? Are there other avenues?
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I think you people are in the wrong thread
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She lies on her back, opens her legs and begins reading the book of revelations (king james version). I tell her, "I am going to fuck you now, and if at any point you moan, you stop reading or I hear your voice even quiver, I am going to hit you with each hit progressively getting harder." I'm not a monster so I go easy at first, slowly thrusting up to half of my dick in and out, even taking it out at some points to just rub on her clit. As she reaches chapter 1 verse 11, I put my entire dick in and fully commit to doing my best to stimulate her cunt. She quivers slightly but I do not tolerate weakness, so I grab the bible out of her hands and slap her in the fucking face. Then I lightly kiss her on the lips and whisper "it's okay baby" and give the bible back to her to read. This continues to the point where she is bruised, crying and yet I'm now fucking a loose waterfall while in ecstasy on account of hearing the word of God. I tell her "I'm about to cum baby" but then I take my dick out to prevent ejaculation and watch her face go from relief to confusion to fear. I do not cum. I then rip the book of revelations from the bible and stuff the whole thing in her fucking mouth and keep it there with duct tape. I'm not a monster, so I tell her "breathe through your nose baby" and fuck her hard while choking her until she's almost at the point of death. I flip her over and fuck her in the ass while slapping her ass, her hips, her back, the sides of her stomach and even her ribs, grabbing her tits so hard I hear her guttural squeals while the word of God is safely tucked away in her other duct taped cunt. I take my dick out of her ass and see brown stains on my dick. I shove it in her pussy, colonising it with e.coli while letting her know "it's okay, don't be embarrassed". I finally reach climax and blow my load inside her pussy, moaning in ecstasy and euphoria. I remove the duct tape from her mouth, being careful to make sure I don't hurt her lips. I take out the wet, partially dissolved tracing paper of the book of revelations from her mouth and tell her "Honey, I think we just made a baby."
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Wtf
I'm never talking shit to Malice again
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How can we be racist if race is just a social construct
2018-02-23 at 10:39 PM UTC
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This thread makes me concerned that my IQ may not be as high as sploo's
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OP's trolling is getting better with each thread
